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How do you guys get your wife to have sex with you when she doesn't want to, but your always horny from 600 mg of test a week?
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I have been worried about this. Just had a 7 year relationship end in divorce a few months back, and I just started my run...this means I don't have the woman for the test-induced hyper hornyness! Been worried about this one...Guess the forearm is going to get bigger, lol.
No woman, no worries! Just do some extra Deca that'll calm you down! LOL ;-P
The solution was under my nose the whole time...lol
its not rape if you are married (at least thats what my wife says, lol).....just a thought....
in all seriousness, when my wife isnt in the mood or too tired. i just go take care of it myself if she doesnt give me a bj first.
I do that sometimes. It reliefs the pressure, and keeps me on good terms with the wife when she wakes up.
I actually see this as one of the most annoying side effects of test. My first few cycles I was a nightmare and had to have sex to sleep! I am starting to learn control myself and respect the 'no' answer we all hate.
You got to remember are partners face some of the sides we do without the benefits we gain.
And if you go to.........I've never met a bigger bunch of wankers than you lot:)
It's a simple thing really. It's called focus on the girl. If you let her know that there is no one but her she will start to initiate it her self. Try and stop checking out girls when you are out and about. As said below talk to her and make her know she is your only focus. The rest takes care of its self.
The easiest way I have found to keep a girlfriend into having sex is: 1. Communication 2. Leave nice notes around the house for her to find 3. Texts throughout the day building up to sex, not just " sexting" 4. Lots of display of affection 5. Be sincere with all the above. Once it becomes a habit it comes second nature and doesn't feel like a chore.
testaholicOhhh hun your giving me to much credit. I only kno these things because of my constant pursuit of getting laid I've discovered what works and what doesn't work with her. She likes to kno shes more than just someone who cleans, cooks and puts out every now and again, and I'll do well to remember that too. As far as cheating goes, its just more trouble than its worth. On to of that its not right and I would go on a kill spree if the shoe was on the other foot.
testaholicTry talking to her. ACTUAL CONVERSATION. Thats what my wife tells me...that and being nice to her. I'm constantly on test so my sex drive is higher than hers so I get my fair share of being shot down. When all else fails, take care of yourself. There are other options of course like cheating, but if you truly love your partner you will end up regretting it. Maybe not right away, but in the long run.
You just convinced me that not all men are pricks. If only more men like you existed, we wouldn't need vibrators.
oh stop it, we could all be angels and you'ld still use the vibrator??? Shit i could get it every day and i'd still jack. We do listen and try to be gentle but you all have to realize that we just think different, its more important to me to know I have paid all the bills so you have a roof over your head and food on the table than to pay attention to the rose you put on the table, even though it looked nice we seen it but it didnt register to comment on it??? make sense? its not that we are bad we are just wired differently and it takes a lot of training for us to think to comment on that. we see your new hair and we think " oh baby you look hot." when you may just want to hear, "oh i noticed your hair, it looks nice." you took the way we say it as, "This mo-fo just wants some ass" am I correct in any of this? tell me, I want to learn. I happen to like the attention of a woman and definitely want to know how to get more of it.
I pay my own bills and live on my own. I don't like roses, I like firearms.
I don't disagree with your comment about men being different, I was referring to the fact that the guys on here joke about rape and cheating.
Common sense will help you get the attention of women. And you're right, I still would use a vibrator! ;)
I like you! I like you a lot!
CleyonMarry me? LOL! Honestly, I don't think I'd take anything in this thread too seriously. When guys get together we talk in ways that sometimes are completely different from our natural character.
I don't think us guys should have to work for it or trick anyone, as long as the sex is a fair exchange(good for both of you) as well as the house work and so on. Sex does move up my priority list while I am on test but not hers, So I ask her to be mindful of that and maybe be a little more open to sex but that is all you can do really, be a good partner and so will she. If its still not enough jerk off, I'm a lot more active then my partner and have more energy so I get stuck pleasing my self a bit lol
Anonwow.. I just read most of this thread.. You ARE ALL CAVEMEN.. (most of you) I am fucking DISGUSTED.. .. Learn some finesse ... or use your hand that's what women do when we can't find real men.
Exactly i said alot of shit cuz it sounded funny!!All in all just pay the woman!JK
You're being too nice. These guys aren't men, they're boys with small dick syndrome.
Thank you! I've already put my 2 cents into this post, but I was just telling TX I read some really horrible advice on here today. Pretty disturbing! There are a couple good men here, but most of them are clueless!
Now you ladies know a lot of these guys are commenting to be funny. Thats just how some guys are. We all know we have to butter you all up and listen and all that mess. I had a girl tell me, all we want is to know you hear us and listen. and proceeded to tell me again about the "bitch" at work. I stopped her and told her Oh yea up until today i thought her name was "bitch" she's the one who did this and that? she knew I had listened to her past rants and proceeded to bare her beautifull breasts for me. The "bitch" was really named Jessica?
AnonYes, thank you Joe.. I think I ve been around men long enough to know that they are mostly talking out the sides of their mouths.. still doesn't change the fact that the majority are cavemen and disgusting ;-)
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkI could have easily nailed you on our first date-----and I would have if my mother hadn't been home.
Anonlol.. that's because I would have LET you ;-)
Touch.
Sit next to her when you're watching TV, Caress her, rub her shoulders when you pass by. Scratch her back, message her scalp. Don't be looking to have sex every time you touch her.
When you do want sex, same thing with foreplay; touch. She'll open up to you. She'll want to.
Depends on how ur askin her... I never got shot down when I came up behind her, no matter what she's doin and start rubbin her shoulders, ask her how she's doin for a min let her vent a sec, just nod and say i know how ya feel a few times. Then small kisses on her neck. I knew where she was ticklish.(I'm divorced now, she was lieing about shit, started using again)I'.d tickle her neck a lil w/ kisses and get her laughin a bit, then scoop her up and carry her to bedroom, or it was sometimes hot enough we'd go right there. No matter where there was...
If that dowsnt work, I've also used the line something like if she wasnt so sexy shakin that hot ass of hers around... Tell her ur cravin the good stuff only she has...
Still strikin out... F it u tried? divorce her ass or start cheatin on her? My $0.02...
Do you have hands? Try using them, or get one of those fake pussies.
In regards to the rape comments, only men with small cocks think like that.
I got a new one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or sit on your hand til it goes numb, then proceed to rub one off.Wont even know its your hand!!lol
CleyonThere are some "herbal viagra" for her things you can get at a lot of adult shops. I get the ones that look like my wife's vitamins, it's kinda like Russian roulette, except instead of a bullet it's SEX!
find a sex partner like i did 21 yr old bombshell that i can call anytime and she fucks my brains out..me and the wife couldnt be happier..but my wife likes too fuck me too so i guess i just do it cause its exiting..but it would definetly be better than no sex if the wife aint puttin out.
AnonYour wife is knowledgable of this and allows it? Awesome.
no she does not know and its unfortanate because my fuck buddy likes the pussy too!! haha but my wife would kill me bro
AnonThat's gonna go nuclear when she finds out good luck LOL.
"when" not "if" btw.
i know it man..i have to say im addicted to it though. it truly is the best sex ever with this one.
Dude, the fact that you just said that on the Internet is going to come back to haunt you! Just wait until she goes looking through your phone or on your computer. You're going to be busted!
That's exactly why I password everything haha
Put some sleepn pills in her drink...Then just wait..lol
Show her my massive boner and sometimes keep asking like a little kid. I have to be relentless and sorry to say, but I will make her feel guilty sometimes if I have to. There's been times when she's been sore as hell and I'm so horny that she gives in and sucks me off like a champ. God I love my wife.
56tooPut her on a small dose of test and hold on for dear life HAHAHAHHA
Before you start calling any names or anything just know I get more leg now than a centipede. It took me 30 years to figure this out! Try being nice to her all the time, not just when you want sex, it works!!! Oh, and maybe up your game a lil. Poking it at her 5 times then rolling over doesn't work for a woman!!! LOL ;-P
Wow.... One of you actually gets how this works!
Hey I have that down pat and my girls drive is just not what it used to be. when we first got together its was everyday every way. I train and work out a lot, she sits around and does nothing???? I blame that?? cause she is in the mood its fireworks so I know it aint me she just doesnt want it like she used to? oh and we have 6 kids.
Yeah, I read your earlier post. It sounds like hormonal issues. She should get her levels checked. She also probably needs get out of the house. Get her in the gym with you. She will feel better for numerous reasons. Plus the bonding will help.
BONDING we been together 20 years i think we've bonded?? yea she used to come to my gym but she gets mad about stuff and takes it to the extreme so now she has vowed to never step foot in my gym again? she does need to get out of the house and cant get her to go to doc cause she doesnt think she has any issues? thanks for the advice though.
Yeah, she really needs to see a doctor. I'm not even sure what kind. Hell, she might need to see a couple doctors.
It took me way too long to figure out though. You have to earn it, I thought she owed it to me! LOL ;-P
I just need something to keep her from waking up
How bout a hammer?jk Tried chloraform?
1jakd_hipySlip anavar in her coffee