Serious Post I need some help
I really need everyone's advice on a problem.
I have suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls a lot. comes home late. doesnt answer her phone when i call. texts all the time and locks me out of her phone. doesnt let me go places with her.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind my old weight bench. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that very moment, crouched behind my old bench, that I realized i havent done flat bench flies in a while.
do you think i should add them to my workout or are cable flies good enough?
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I didn't know if I should help or laugh. Good thing I scrolled down. Haha. That's funny
Bump. Got a good laugh from this a while back
bigwillyDam, got me. Lol
So the key is to put the panties back on!! FML! That's a dead give away!!
OpticultLOL
No decline kettle bell flys they focus more on ur weak points ! Funny shit lol
This whole time, I was beginning to think about what I should say. This was good my friend.
Lmao!! That's what in talking about! I like your priorities .. This made me chuckle hard!
Nice! They're always fun....... Do you remember the one I did awhile back that said "Should I tell my wife I cheated today"
http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/do-you-think-i-should-tell...
I've seen this joke before but it involved a jeep and welding
HA!
It is life's gentle little reminders like these that fills us with warm fuzzy feelings and brings our fondest forgotten memories flooding back.... <3
Almost forgot, you should definitely kill the bitch with the up most terrifying display of power
Aw shit. You got me. Between you and ed, Im gonna be the most cynical bastard alive! Somebody's gonna pour their heart out to me about their mother lying in a hospital bed, dying of some exotic and horribly painful disease, and Ill just be standin there with a blank face and then ask what the punch line is. "Sup bro? Your bi's laggin?"
Lmao!! Thanks for the laugh brother. I think we can all use it right now.
tell jerome i said hi
but seriously, your girl is a slut (putting her panties back on after she gets out of the car?!) and it's time for you to move on... tell her to pack up her shit and hit the road, that unless you enjoy being a cuckold, in which case you found a keeper.
good luck getting that barrel chest back bro.
AnonI love you
I think you should put down the bench and add a penis pump. I don't think your girl was with him for his muscles. ;). Then move your bench in the house and your girlfriend in the shed! Jk lmfao! Funny ass post though!
panheadedah yes but you read to far into it! I didnt say she got out of a guys car! maybe thats why i didnt beat "his" ass and decided to let it pass! just saying
valhallas bestlolololol
Lol should add them back bro and I see u and ed are goin to be friends damn If u two co-conspire something eriods is in trouble lol
Fuh. King. Epic
I prefer the fly machine - gives my chest great definition- that's just me though. Hahaha thanks man, I needed that.
Def like some flat flies so you can get a good rotation in sometimes, elbows in when u reach the top.
Great post! Hall of fame material!
noob941definetly bring em back brother
I'm partial to cable flies myself! So how was the bench itself was it rusty?
panheadedit didnt look to bad. I found an old book of arnolds and I finished the night reading in the shed! Good times!
Lmao.
I definitely think you should bring them back into the workout.
I'm glad to see that you have your priorities straight.
Awesome post for a smile. Not sure how I don't know you but I'm sending an FR.
No homo
Ed
panheadedwell the alternative would have been to gag and tie that bitch up, torture her till i got her password on the phone! sent that little punk a text message to come over and stay my boyfriend is in jail! Hit the punk with a baseball bat, tie him up and let her watch me put him through a tree chipper feet first! fuck her a couple times then bury her alive!...life is about priorities Ed
This is true, and as you and I both know there is nothing more entertaining than dropping someone into a tree chipper (feet first of course). If one does it head first it's just a waste of money with the chipper rental.
One thing you might consider before burying your lady alive is staking her to the ground next to an ant hill and pour honey on her. Leave her there for a couple of hours and then Bury her alive. I like to pour a bag of rock salt over the body before the burial. Just kind of adds to the party.
This is of course after you get that chest routine in.
panheadedmaybe we should use a coffin so the ants and her can get to know each other properly! hate to cut a party short! salt rock is a good touch! what you think about a live rat or two?
Rats are an excellent addition.
You should call me me could make s'mores
panheadedTBH Ed im feeling kinda bad for her, its kinda mean to put her in there with all those live critters by herself. I would feel much better if we threw one of your tranny dead hookers on top of her and then close the lid, just so she has some company. THEN we can do s'mores and you can tell me dead hooker stories! :)...Good times!
I say mix them both in!
Good stuff.
hahahahaaaaaa
RustyhookerSo you wacked off on the shed beavis style?
panheadedno i save that for my wife! my girlfriend doesnt know about her!
RustyhookerHahaha!
Lmao