posted Thu, 09/01/2011 - 14:24
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Roid rage!!!
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Wondering what makes people fly off the handle? Top 3 for today are...
1.) People that make slow ass right hand turns! Fuck you people you dont to slow down to 2.4 mph to fucking turn.
2.) People that try to educate me on the side effects of steroids, i.e. my dumbass ex who read a paragraph about test and though I was too dangerous.
3.) People that don't know how to use the god damn self checkout. seriously whats the IQ requirement for those things???
Lets here is peeps im bored and need something to lighten up my day.
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tread-mSeparating fuckin yolks and whites!!!!
28savage28Aaah agreed!! My wife does that for me now
N01; Wife
No2; Kids
No3 Work
28savage28Hahahha, long story short he was bangin 3GS a week of test, and sniffing codeine then decided it would be fun to slaughter his wife and son then hang himself, obviously I was only joking with you tho
28savage28Sounds like chris Benoit and Ted bundy had a baby and named it majik
28savage28People who judge me for juicing and think they know everything there is to know about it, I even has my ex girls new boyfriend tell me my dicks gunna shrink... I do dbol and test e, that makes me wanna give a dude a 2am house call, headbut his door down, then donkey kong fist slam him to death in his and her bed... Might have something to do with the fact my 2 yr old daughter is calling this prick "dad" aswell... I'd never let her call another woman "mom" it's just false advertisement, step parent or not, your not her fucking dad buddy... Wow bro rant much?! Lol @ people sayin roid rage isn't real.
tread-mIf my X GF's BF told me my Dicks gonna shrink I would DRAG this juiced up Holiday sized summer sausage out And say, "IF YOU EVER WONDER WHY SHE SEEMS UNHAPPY IN BED, NOW YOU KNOW!" STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!
i told you to quit puttin thathillshire farm sausage in your pants it gonna give you dick pimples
28savage28i laughed out loud for real when i read this!
Dude I have been there man, I'm there right now. The worst part is I bet he's some little pencil necked loser that you could prob rearrange without breaking a sweat. I see my exs with bf and rip on them right to there face and they dont say or do shit to me.
28savage28hes not tiny, but he aint swole either, i'd cock slap him into a 4-day coma forsure though.
TxBigBoyOmg people who wait till the last minute to put on thier turn signal! This weekend I'm installing a metal bumper guard on my range rover and a dash cam so I can prove to my insurance it was your fault when I ram your ass next time someone does this!
tread-mGet all Green hornet with that bad boy! That's why I drive a monster truck, if I never saw you when I ran over you...your bad!
AnonA lot of american based reason the UK has plenty too!
1. Road works
2. Sunday drivers that are out all week who drive at least 10mph below speed limit.
3. Police targeting drivers for easy cash.
4. London underground (is awful dont let anyone tell you its the best)
The list could be longer but I dont want to bore too many of you!
1)Justin Beiber
2)Lil Wayne
3)Calvin Harris
Any time I hear any 3 of these so called artist's it make my blood boil...
4)Really annoying people that chat sh1t,you know.Like talking about how great the above 3 are.
thats sooo funny I read just your top three and started to reply with lil waynes is my work out music lol.......then I read # 4. lil wayne is great though, Gotta love "lil duffle bag boy" lmmfao! is it kinda like someones just scratching at a chalk board?
Lol no seriously though,he sound's really bad and he's voice is edited.No win situation but the kid's keep on buying his stuff
yeah alot of rappers these days use auto tone-(thats wat t-pain uses to make his voice sound that way) me personally ive always been n2 rap and r&b but ur rite, if you cant sing natural, just dnt sing. now lil wayne does have alot of stuff i like but its mostly his underground stuff w/o all the edited voice enchancements
TxBigBoyThat "sorry for the wait" mixtape is tha shit
you do know Dan is gonna hate our asses lol
1: people that dont whip them bad ass bratty kids at the grociery store
2: people thats just sitting at the curls station talking 4 3 fucking hours not doing shit
3: people that dnt know how to merge in the left lane when someones entering the interstate!!!!
4: CHUCKY CHEESES!!!!!
5: every buisness on the face of the planet because they always buy cheap toilet paper that rips in your hand as u whipe you ass.
6: the dumb asses on the wiggles.
Sorry that was more than 3
1) Curling in the squat rack
2) Gyms that blast Justin Bieber
3) The fat acceptance movement
TxBigBoy1) Women that dont put out.
2) Women that only put out if you buy them something nice.
3) Women that put out and expect you to call them again.
4) Women that only put out to other women, although I'm fine with it if I get to watch.
People who take your fuckin weight when your super setting something!!! An babyMama....Ohhhh that women.... Yeah lol Baby Mama for sure!!
People who leave stupid comments in the review forums...gonna get me in big trouble. I've smashed three monitors this week, and I'll probably get fired by BFG if I don't meet my minimum quota of banning at least 5 people per day. I'm way behind.
In fact...everybody who comments on this blog is banned...permanently. I need to catch up.
tread-mSounds like someone needs a nap!
Today was bicep day, Bro..... You know how stressful that is.
tread-mYuuuup...lats and bi's here too...you complete me!
WOW!!!!! whore!!!!
tread-mLMAO....you know me too well brother!
im starting to think that way too lol
I'll give you 5 more Rep Points if you leave my late review/post up .
OK...DEAL. I'm behind on those too.
Too late it gone,.............the guy really hurt my feelings....???...wait, this is the internet.
tread-mIf you need someone to lean on while you get through it KMC you know I'm here man.
Thank man,...I know I can always count on you. When the going get going and were left standing there in a shit storm, and you turned to me and say,"Man, you look like shit", I'd just kick you in the ass for being a wise cracker,.....you are white??? right ?
tread-mSTRAIGHT UP CRACKER ASS CRACKER
Good, good,.........up here we put crackers in our Habitant Pea Soup.
English, she be a funny language.
tread-mYes she do
Fuck i just want to get into a fucking brawl right now with a few assholes. I just break some skulls in.
dude I have been feeling like that all day.
I just want to find fuckers that are assholes to everyone and beat the ever loving life out of them in front of the people they are assholes to..
You can kiss my lily white ass,...dipshit!!!
J/K
1) Screw the self checkouts, you are going from poor to no sevice and paying for it. Your enabling large corps to reduce employment and American jobs, and your paying for that in even more ways.
ETA: I won't use them.
I agree completey and I must say,self checkout's are easy to use but when you hear "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA".Like I'm trying to sneak a pack of m&m's and couple of reeces out just because their tech is pretty bad,that really pisses me off a lot.I've gotta ask for 'assistance' wtf,I'm standing there while some women's gotta come and help and not only that like I'm some kind of sugar junkie trying to get a cheap high.Yeah self serv suck's from the start to the end of the experience...
I totally agree with you man, however I'm a naturally impatient person further aggravated by steroids and I see like 10 lines all with people that have a shit ton of junk in there carts then I look at the self checkout its an obvious choice.
Well if the sign said "Self Checkout,......5% discount", it would make sense, but by provide limited service and wasting your time, they are counting on you doing their job and then having you pay to do it.
Remember how ATM's started? -FREE. Now they charge 2 or 4 dollars to withdraw money. That's a hefty percent when you only want 20 or 40 dollars.
They'll end up adding 2% convenience charge and saying it's the cost of maintaining the machines.
10% to get your own money, I only use the one's at my own bank, so no fees.
tread-mThen they are what rage you...just seeing them! lol