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Alright. We’ve arrived at this point where all parts of our lives need to be enhanced, exaggerated and enlarged from wealth, to appearance to even our own man hood. There are many alternatives and paths to increase wealth and increase the size of our physiques but what about our manhood? We’re in a predicament here as a human race where we’re never content despite perhaps having more than enough. Ted Turners father committed suicide as a millionaire stating he should’ve set higher goals for himself to achieve his wealth. I also see plenty of people on here who have great physiques but claim they’re not big enough. Can this also be the case with our manhood? Are we putting too much emphasis on size and not quality ?

I’ve always assumed I had a little pecker until I actually measured and realized I’m actually bigger than average. I freaked out a bit when I got off cycle and couldn’t really get a hard on but it may have still done the job apparently. Then here on eroids, quite a few members have posted their cucumbers and it got me thinking that perhaps I’m lying to myself. I’m posting this for us men to have alternatives but avoiding any surgical enhancement surgeries.

A couple of methods: There’s something called the proextender which can be purchased on amazon. I’ve used it once and it hurt like hell but the inner masochist in me somewhat enjoyed it. Please see reviews and check if this product will suffice.

Link provided for purchase
https://www.amazon.com/H2SON-Third-Generation-Stretching-Adjustable-Prom...

Water pump method, I haven’t used but considering it.

https://www.amazon.com/Electric-Enlarger-Erection-Automatic-Masturbator/...

Then there’s the Key tech method which was posted here last week of taking hcg and Clomid can drastically increase man hood. I’m very intrigued by this method and am highly considering it to perhaps create new cell tissue and harder erections. I’m truly grateful for such an insightful technique to help improve my size.

Here’s the tape measure Gal who makes all of us average dudes cope a little better https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqLXZbque_5/?hl=en

My brethren,

I love all of you from all the spectrums of measurement.

Simon

Aggieguy's picture

Ok, I did not see that post but interesting a source would claim that.

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SimonM84's picture

See above

RobertB80's picture

Assumably he’s talking about it increasing the size of your balls. One could argue that they are included in the package but nevertheless misleading as a statement.

Aggieguy's picture

Ok in that case yes, they will get your balls back to normal size. I use hcg for that exact purpose.

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Waltdisneysbum's picture

I've trained too much quads to recover from this, 6.5 looks like a 3 when you've got tree trunks flanking it

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RobertB80's picture

Wear a sarong with a hole cut out when you’re about to lay the pipe. Abracadabra you’ve got your cock back into perspective

Bodhi's picture

Illusion successful. Tape measure unconvinced.

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Milfpounder's picture

ALACAZAM!

RobertB80's picture

That Keytech method sounds like a load of old bollocks

Skinnyboy63's picture

Good stuff brother hope everything works out for you

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SimonM84's picture

You think I’ll be alright? Especially if I try the key tech method ?

Skinnyboy63's picture

I use the (lay the pipe down) method works well for me lol

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Skinnyboy63's picture

No the key method will not work sorry but the guy that was talking about the tribe that would hang stuff from their cock now that might stretch it out a little bit it might be thinner but it might be a little longer LMAO

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SimonM84's picture

You think I’ll be alright in general?

Milfpounder's picture

I'm gonna try the @keytech method. Promises 3 inches. If it works I'll take back every fucked up thing I've said about him.

I doubt it's gonna work tho. Probably will give me supple breasts for @press1 and @Petecastiglione to play with.

SimonM84's picture

I started today. I know for sure it will increase libido. I will also try the other methods for a synergistic effect.

Aggieguy's picture

We will need before and after pics

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SimonM84's picture

No problem!!! Purely for research only.

Milfpounder's picture

Yes. Get that big dick boy. Let us all see it when it's done.

Squatch710's picture

My question about the clomid hcg for 6 months method is can you do that on trt?

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Milfpounder's picture

I mean I dunno. I pin first and complain later.

Squatch710's picture

I found a online clinic that will prescribe it with trt so it must be fine. I am going to try it.

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Milfpounder's picture

let's get these dicks HUMONGOUS.

then we can head over to @keytech and torture him with our massive pink cocks.

MirrorThatLies's picture

Supple breasts? Sounds more like mobile protein. Easy intra workout nourishment.

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Skinnyboy63's picture

Yes sir I believe in you bud

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Scrawny-to-not's picture

My friend successfully jelked his way to a slightly longer sausage, he showed me the evidence haha
I hear a pump works great for short term gains
Ultimately... who cares
My dick is small but I still get the job done

RobertB80's picture

Had to read this twice and still not entirely clear. Did your mate wank himself silly and show you how much his cock has grown? Was Tren involved?

Scrawny-to-not's picture

Jelqing is more of a manual stretching type thing, you kinda massage and stretch it out
He sent me some before and after with a ruler
No tren involved, just really good friends Blum 3

SimonM84's picture

I forgot to add jelking. Sounds exhausting but I’m going to try the key tech method.

Jockstrap's picture

Just post your dick!

Purely for science.....

Bodhi's picture

Some data is meant to remain theoretical

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SimonM84's picture

It’s not about me, it’s about the attempted methods. Especially key tech method, I’m very intrigued by that one.

CLAPPER's picture

I’m gonna need actual progress photos to better understand the process… preferably with balls

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SimonM84's picture

Yeah. We have to figure this out together

Sithx66's picture

I’ve always felt small but I strongly believe it’s bc of porn. Ive never had a female tell me I’m small or complain about size and some have said it hurts when I go to deep yet i wish there was a I could be even bigger. Porn done fucked us all up lmao

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Petecastiglione's picture

Yea even above average feels small cuz porn lol

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