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Alright. We’ve arrived at this point where all parts of our lives need to be enhanced, exaggerated and enlarged from wealth, to appearance to even our own man hood. There are many alternatives and paths to increase wealth and increase the size of our physiques but what about our manhood? We’re in a predicament here as a human race where we’re never content despite perhaps having more than enough. Ted Turners father committed suicide as a millionaire stating he should’ve set higher goals for himself to achieve his wealth. I also see plenty of people on here who have great physiques but claim they’re not big enough. Can this also be the case with our manhood? Are we putting too much emphasis on size and not quality ?

I’ve always assumed I had a little pecker until I actually measured and realized I’m actually bigger than average. I freaked out a bit when I got off cycle and couldn’t really get a hard on but it may have still done the job apparently. Then here on eroids, quite a few members have posted their cucumbers and it got me thinking that perhaps I’m lying to myself. I’m posting this for us men to have alternatives but avoiding any surgical enhancement surgeries.

A couple of methods: There’s something called the proextender which can be purchased on amazon. I’ve used it once and it hurt like hell but the inner masochist in me somewhat enjoyed it. Please see reviews and check if this product will suffice.

Link provided for purchase
https://www.amazon.com/H2SON-Third-Generation-Stretching-Adjustable-Prom...

Water pump method, I haven’t used but considering it.

https://www.amazon.com/Electric-Enlarger-Erection-Automatic-Masturbator/...

Then there’s the Key tech method which was posted here last week of taking hcg and Clomid can drastically increase man hood. I’m very intrigued by this method and am highly considering it to perhaps create new cell tissue and harder erections. I’m truly grateful for such an insightful technique to help improve my size.

Here’s the tape measure Gal who makes all of us average dudes cope a little better https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqLXZbque_5/?hl=en

My brethren,

I love all of you from all the spectrums of measurement.

Simon

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UPDATE

I tried this method it did not work but perhaps it was due to the recent brand selling no actual compound in their products. It rhymes with ULbunkima.

Roastbeast86's picture

I got a hammer. Hgh, hcg, and a ton a gear and lve gained two inches in that last two years. My nuts have always been huge.

Hgh, and hcg will grow your hammer. Im proof.

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Aggieguy's picture

Before and after pics for medical purposes please.

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Roastbeast86's picture

No before. But l will drop the hammer later today.

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Aggieguy's picture

Good way to raise up your Karma

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Gotem69's picture
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Roastbeast86's picture

Now way l click that link hahaha

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Gotem69's picture

Bro it's a study backing his claims.. lol

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Mrtommorrow1987's picture

Make sure to let Key know that he doesn’t need the clomid for the small cock syndrome

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randomdude's picture

I bet you have an absolutely beautiful penis.

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Spool's picture

Might be time for the yearly Cock-Off!

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Drexyl's picture
Gotem69's picture

Pull them down to prove if you got a semi rn bro gotta go full soft so we can critique.

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Milfpounder's picture

Damn drexyl packing the heat

Aggieguy's picture

Dont be shy, pull those down!

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randomdude's picture

Do enough digging on Unc’s page and you’ll find it. Pretty sure it’s his anyway.

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Milfpounder's picture

Thought that was his hemorrhoid.... Didn't know his meat missle was on there too.

Drexyl's picture

I get around…

Milfpounder's picture

Hell yes

UncleYoked's picture

it's on my hard drive

Asa's picture

Folders with our names on em Lol

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Drexyl's picture

It’s buried many pages back, but I’m pretty sure it’s still there, more than once… lol

SimonM84's picture

There it is !!!!!

keytech's picture

It's not the Keytech method; it's a study on infertility that, as a "side effect," resulted in penis growth of up to 3 inches in the youngest participants, aged 24.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8214562/

I also recommend adding 5mg of Cialis per day, 4 IU of GH per day and daily sessions with the electric vacuum pump.

thebigK's picture

isn't the hgh stuff working if you had an undeveloped unit from puberty then the HGH will "finish growing"

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Bodhi's picture

At this point I’m one compound away from qualifying as a biotech startup.

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Scrawny-to-not's picture

I said that on monday Biggrin

Aggieguy's picture

Have you tested it out? We will need before and after pics for proof.

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SimonM84's picture

Ahhh, I misinterpreted. Just waiting for Amazon and I’ll get this started right away.

SimonM84's picture

Just want to thank all of the members who pmd me on the side checking for my well being. I’m ok and will strive to gain inches through the various methods available so I can hopefully be serviceable. Love you bros

Pandateston's picture

About that girl…
Is she a comedian or just permanently traumatized? I keep wondering how she managed those 10 inches… because if she saw it in real life, she 100% went through it. That big dog left scars LMAO

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SimonM84's picture

I think she said seen. Maybe she went to a strip club? Hey look at Matt Kalils ex wife, she left him because he was too big. There’s a chance for mediocrity in this world.

Aggieguy's picture

She said Matt has a two to maybe 3 coke can size dick. I want to see that just for curiosity sake, like god damn thats huge.

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Pandateston's picture

Against the odds… but never zero. Life always finds a way

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Mrtommorrow1987's picture

You had my curiosity, now you have my attention.

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Bodhi's picture

Thundersplace.org

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UncleYoked's picture

I remember this site from YEAARRSS ago, was huge on reddit

Spool's picture

There were videos back in the day where these guys in some weird tribe or country would roll their dicks around a stick and carry boulders in a sling with their cocks or some shit, you could try that?

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Aggieguy's picture

I remember seeing that and their dicks looked weird as fuck. I think same tribe would make stretching covers out of leather for them as well. Made their dicks long and very skinny. So pencil dick.

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Spool's picture

Yup, he who carried the heaviest boulder was the “Alpha” type shit IIRC.

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Asa's picture

As a grower and not a show'er, I always wanted a dick I could flaunt by doing a nice helicopter when its flaccid, a nice little show of force. Instead, I cope by telling myself its an athletic penis and doesn't weigh me down during sport activity... sigh

True story, I bought a penis pump a few months back and Holy shit, my wife got pissed. Afraid I want it bigger because I want to fuck some other ladies. I tried it once and it was not an enjoyable experience, so I tossed it.

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Darkhorse777's picture

That happened to me too she was like what you think I'm a whore I've never complained who else you gonna fuck

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Aggieguy's picture

I must be missing something because I can't understand medically how clomid and hcg could grow you manhood bigger. You might get a hard on easier but growth? So in that case why not add in some HGH, should that not help?

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Milfpounder's picture

She said the same thing to me. Weird.

Pandateston's picture

LMAO

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SimonM84's picture

Maybe you guys were separated twins at birth?

SimonM84's picture

I made no such claim, last week, key said your penis can grow bigger with the key method