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Just a little off topic subject for you to get your mind working a little.
Suppose you were sentenced to a two year term at the state penn. You get off the bus, chains and shackles, bright new orange Jumpsuit. You meet the warden, he tells you the rules, you know just like in all the prison movies....Only you are special. You just happened to have beat the shit out of the wardens son and put him in a wheel chair.
The warden personally escorts you to your prison cell. However you are different from the other prisoners. The warden takes you to the darkest part of the prison and he points to two cells. In one cell sits Tread-M sitting next to a stack of "Prison Hotties" the magazine and the other cell you see Viking reading a book called: "Pretend He's a Woman".
The warden looks at you with a smile and says;"I'll let you choose your cell."
Good luck.
Which Cell would you choose and why?
Good luck.
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is there an option where all three of us could share a cell?
CleyonDo you LIKE playing "Pig on a spit"? LOL
Obviously Tread's cell, I mean he has a stack of "Prison Hotties"...who wouldn't love that, LOL!!!!
Id pick tread he seems like he would be more gentle. And more likely to cuddle afterwards
Based on the given circumstances, I would literally rip my own throat out, like swayze's move in roadhouse... Die on the spot. For you to even have these thoughts?... Freud would've had some fun w/ you!!
Come on now, how do you think comments like this makes Tread and Viking feel. They are people too.
double post?
double post?
Ad seg (administrative segregation)for sure! Hit the warden and do my time by my damn self. I've done 4 the hard way so I can hang. Not preferrable, but with those options that is all I can think of.
angusVoluntary Ad Seg = PC up (protective custody) sittin on a nickel enjoying your 1 hour a day rec time? Seems like a reasonable alternative.
You seem to have no clue as to what your talking about. PC is for punks and bitches and I am neither. So you would take it in the ass so you could go to the yard?
angusYou're right, I have never even been close to protective custody. Tell me all about it.
What's your fucking deal asshole? You like acting tough behind your keyboard.
angusWow, rage much?
BigSweazIts not protective custody if you hit the warden. Its only PC if you request PC. Hitting the warden will get you to the hole real quick an most likely get you bumped to a higher yard once they reclassify you.
Exactly!
Your not right man.
I know. I take medication for it.
Well up the dose then! LOL ;-P
You hit the warden and get put in the SHU unit..problem solved.
AnonYour a fool dude straight up
Why do you have to come in and hurt my feelings?
Sure I'm yoked like an ox on the outside, but I've got feelings too. No homo.
Why the hate?
AnonOh no brother I meant that in the nicest way! Lol. No homo!
As long as it's meant in a nice way with a no homo attached Its all good.
AnonWell alright
Dude i think your wheels turn a little to much
Lol. Maybe they do.
CleyonI don't think he means it when he says "no homo" :-O
I would have added "no homo" if I would have made this statement...
"at least he'd be funny to talk to while my precious star-fish recovers."
Damn bro.. lol
CleyonAn LOL (even in lower case) from you is like a precious gift. I'm glad you enjoyed.
a lower case lol may require a "no homo" after it. Depending if you are east or west of the Mississippi.
It's only gay if the balls touch.......carry on.
Thanks for the clarification.
CleyonThat's why I don't watch DP porn, to close for comfort!
Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But two in the bush is crowded. I prefer two chicks one dude. Im greedy. Lol
CleyonThat's even worse, you might as well just give each other a "hand" I'd never even consider twisting dicks! Yeah, I agree two girls infinitely better than two dudes.
Agree!!
I think they would be great Day time cell mates, you could talk about anything, would be both be good lifting partners in the yard, give you protection.... However when the lights went out..... Damn.
When i went to prison...newbie came in. i told him "you have the choice of being the wife or husband!" Dude was freaking scared but whispeted "can i be the husband?" I told him "Sure! Now come here and lick your wifes balls!"
Ahhh the old days......
mr127superdeefuckin great! i didnt read anything that funny all day thanks for the laugh flash. hope we never have to do time together lol
Anything for a good laugh just makes the day! Haha
That is pretty damn funny. Holy shit.
Share along! Lol!
CleyonI'd chose Tread's cell, at least he'd be funny to talk to while my precious star-fish recovers.