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Just a little off topic subject for you to get your mind working a little.
Suppose you were sentenced to a two year term at the state penn. You get off the bus, chains and shackles, bright new orange Jumpsuit. You meet the warden, he tells you the rules, you know just like in all the prison movies....Only you are special. You just happened to have beat the shit out of the wardens son and put him in a wheel chair.
The warden personally escorts you to your prison cell. However you are different from the other prisoners. The warden takes you to the darkest part of the prison and he points to two cells. In one cell sits Tread-M sitting next to a stack of "Prison Hotties" the magazine and the other cell you see Viking reading a book called: "Pretend He's a Woman".
The warden looks at you with a smile and says;"I'll let you choose your cell."
Good luck.

Which Cell would you choose and why?

Good luck.

ruski's picture

is there an option where all three of us could share a cell?

DBG's picture

Obviously Tread's cell, I mean he has a stack of "Prison Hotties"...who wouldn't love that, LOL!!!!

jprizzle's picture

Id pick tread he seems like he would be more gentle. And more likely to cuddle afterwards Smile

everclese's picture

Based on the given circumstances, I would literally rip my own throat out, like swayze's move in roadhouse... Die on the spot. For you to even have these thoughts?... Freud would've had some fun w/ you!!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Come on now, how do you think comments like this makes Tread and Viking feel. They are people too.

everclese's picture

double post?

everclese's picture

double post?

Odin's Son's picture

Ad seg (administrative segregation)for sure! Hit the warden and do my time by my damn self. I've done 4 the hard way so I can hang. Not preferrable, but with those options that is all I can think of.

Odin's Son's picture

You seem to have no clue as to what your talking about. PC is for punks and bitches and I am neither. So you would take it in the ass so you could go to the yard?

Odin's Son's picture

What's your fucking deal asshole? You like acting tough behind your keyboard.

Odin's Son's picture

Exactly!

chancymateo's picture

Your not right man.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I know. I take medication for it.

Gorillafit's picture

Well up the dose then! LOL ;-P

youngtricep98's picture

You hit the warden and get put in the SHU unit..problem solved.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Why do you have to come in and hurt my feelings?
Sure I'm yoked like an ox on the outside, but I've got feelings too. No homo.
Why the hate?

Engineereddisaster's picture

As long as it's meant in a nice way with a no homo attached Its all good.

Mr.flex's picture

Dude i think your wheels turn a little to much

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. Maybe they do.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I would have added "no homo" if I would have made this statement...

"at least he'd be funny to talk to while my precious star-fish recovers."

Damn bro.. lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

a lower case lol may require a "no homo" after it. Depending if you are east or west of the Mississippi.

fast48's picture

It's only gay if the balls touch.......carry on.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks for the clarification.

fast48's picture

Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But two in the bush is crowded. I prefer two chicks one dude. Im greedy. Lol

fast48's picture

Agree!!

Engineereddisaster's picture

I think they would be great Day time cell mates, you could talk about anything, would be both be good lifting partners in the yard, give you protection.... However when the lights went out..... Damn.

fast48's picture

When i went to prison...newbie came in. i told him "you have the choice of being the wife or husband!" Dude was freaking scared but whispeted "can i be the husband?" I told him "Sure! Now come here and lick your wifes balls!"

Ahhh the old days......

fast48's picture

Anything for a good laugh just makes the day! Haha

Engineereddisaster's picture

That is pretty damn funny. Holy shit.

fast48's picture

Share along! Lol!