posted Thu, 01/19/2012 - 19:22
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My future wife..
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Sooo the new Underworld movie comes out today! I just wanted to ask u guys and grrrrls to keep ur eyes off of the future Mrs. Jtizzle , Kate Beckinsale.
That is all , Thank you and goodnight...
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TxBigBoyNo objections here as long as I get to watch, and I'm not talking about the movie. No homo of course
JtizzleKate and I were just saying we should double date so tx , you and beachgrl come on over.. bring a bunch of bananas , a can of motor oil , a phillips head screwdriver and two dead pigeons... it's gonna be a gooood weekend!
TxBigBoyWhat do you prefer 30 weight or 40?
Jtizzlebro , the oil is to make things easier on you , so you pick
TxBigBoyLmao! Dammit I would get stuck on banana duty again. Last time you guys kept clinching and made it hard to get them all the way in. 30 it is.
tread-mI'm thinking synthetic brother, wanna get the full life out of that dipstick!
TxBigBoyHaha my man!
Jtizzlewas makin banana smoothies to keep energy up...
TxBigBoyAlways thinking ahead, smart man
Jtizzlewhere the fuck do I come up with the shit I type??...
OE2000who cares, its entertaining as hell
Jtizzlewhat OE? Ya say I should write a book? good idea....
OE2000Yes sir, I'll publish that bitch!
You would... Lol
Anonshehas the body structure of a twelve year old boy...ugh....... no hips no ass.. no chest...gothic has a blow up doll wit more curves
JtizzleReally? Thats ur case against me doing dirty things to her? 12 yr old boy? Now I want her even more.. no homo of course
She means something more like this!! I could go for some of this....
http://thebigragu.tumblr.com/post/13475813570/tittiesnbeer-melissa-detwi...
Anonthanks for showing the young man what a real woman looks like...
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkJtizzleonly because you have YET to send me any dirty mom pictures, somebody had to step in
AnonGothic is in charge of those...
JtizzleHere all this time I have been barkin up the wrong tree..
AnonI just take off the clothes..he takes the picture
Jtizzlemental picture : >click<
Jtizzlewhoa ok... thats something to think about. On a diff note anybody have a tissue? Don't send me any pm's for at least 2-3minutes...
Here's the real deal though....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0j7fks2y44
They gotta have a little meat and seem like a bad little girl. But this one is just plain hardbody fire...............
AnonShe's a girl....WTF are you thinking?
Jtizzleshit I was hopin ya wouldn't see that....
tread-mI can keep my eyes off of her for you brother, its my hands, lips and other parts you might worry about! My bad, but you did just say eyes bro you have to kinda own this thing!
Anontread talking his "other parts".........(wink).
slight HOMO but no GAYNESS
JtizzleDOH!!!!
biggerthanyouHighest squat weight gets her...I WIN!
Lol..... I'm in on that one!!!!
If you can squat that much you can have my girl too. Lol
Judging by your username alone, I've already lost this one.
Nope sorry bro she's already taken, by me
Jtizzlewell shit, you , Goth , Tx and fireman just hoggin up all the good ones...
Anonill throw a care package for her.. nothing wrong with starting our own little circle of "trading women"
Im willing to trade for some gear if you like.