+ 1 MY BEST EROIDS DREAM YET
Like many of you, I'm a total fucking loser and squander valuable time that I could use to do productive things like brushing my teeth and paying bills---and instead hang out here most of my waking hours. And also like many of you, during my unwaking hours, I actually have dreams about eroids, where all the avatars come to life and the different areas of the site become actual rooms where crazy shit happens.
But last night's dream was a little different. It didn't happen here at eroids.
I was in the audience during a live performance of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I had gone to see the Show because one of the guests was eroids member AlphaTiger. He was now a professional athlete and very famous. Jay asked him what led to his success, and He replied...."Well Jay, early in my career, I found a website called Eroids which helped me along a great deal."....at that, a few members in the audience applauded lightly. Apparently a few of them knew about eroids as well.
Then AlphaTiger said...."and one member there at eroids was simply unbelievable...[Alphatiger looks out at the audience]...You guys know who I'm talking about right?.....7gothic".
The audience went fucking NUTS...women screaming with orgasmic delight...guys doing that "dog-bark" shit..'whoot-whoot'... The camera pans over and shows me sitting there surrounded by my bodyguards and guys with dark suits, sunglasses and ear-pieces....I stood up and waived to the crowd and the folks at home. Jay Leno says..."HEY!!! We've got 7gothic in the house...Hey Goth, call me after the show "!!!
True story...I swear.
But it's a pipe dream to think steroids will ever be culturally accepted at that level in our lifetime.
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You asses... I had the same dream, but where you and Tread woke up, I was stuck there cleaning up after the show as you turkeys left with the girls, brews, and bottles of prop... all I got left with was the broom, some emtpy trojan wrappers, and a couple of EMPTY pins ya'll dropped!!!! :(
tread-mCan't do you that way bro, theres another personal stash in the hall closet thats your if needed and a dead hooker in the basement probably still semi-warm. Goths going through this "break a ho's neck " phase as he calls it!
"Is Whayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"?
{Chappele's Show...2007}
tread-mLol...that reminds me of Chris Rock one night. Said whats up with all you men hittin women! All the women kinda acting pissy..he says what the hell kinda sorry ass man hits a woman? Women all cheering and screaming yeeeeaaaaah!!! He says I'll never hit a woman period!!! They all clap for him and scream more....then he says, "now I'll choke the Fuck outta one!"
Lol that's sounds like what used to happen to me before i found eroids. Before i used to do all the cleaning up Then i found eroids and ever since then people do all the cleaning.up after me B-)
Lmao i really wanted to be on the George Lopez show but they cancelled it becuz of that Damn Conan O'brian so i had to settle with jay and come to find out he gets a hook up on some pharmaceutical Hgh and he said that's why his chin was so big,
I don't know why it was Jay instead of George----George is WAY cooler than any other host---my favorite.
tread-mDamn brother, we had the same dream last night except it was me they cheered for and you were one of the guys in the black suits . You were the lead guy though not some low level body guard. Then you and I had some real close personal talks after the show , just life stuff and our relationship situations, like whitney and Costner did in body guard and you kinda got all up on me and I remember before I woke I said whoooa bro, this is no homo right? Tried to go back to sleep to see what else went down but this fucking little dog was barking outside my window!
AnonWhen you say "black suit" I think "bring out the gimp!" lol
tread-mBOOOOM!
OH....so you clearly remember me laying massive pipe to that blonde babe you're married to. No "hard" feelings?
tread-mI remember our swap before the show yes, very nice! Remind me of the pipe thing...the massive things not coming to me but hell its probably the HGH brother, I faded in and out...yes, I'm sure it was massive though. Makes no difference...you could be hung like a hampster as long as you have a pile driving ass brother. But correct, no hard feelings. Keep the pipe rollin is the motto around here! Oil and steroid country!
LOL....grrl says she's having trouble with the "massive" thing as well.......says she's moving to the Lone Start State if they pass legislation allowing one guy to marry two women----you lucky bastard.
tread-mWait hell, theres loop holes now! Its that whole, we can kill you on our property so keep your little pieces of paper you call warrants to yourself! Lol...no brother, you're in this tread tren train of love shit, plenty of women to add to our house O juice! We'll walk around here popping alternating caber and provi from pez dispencers playa! BOOOM!
There's the name of my next business-----a pro-steroid gym where bowls of anavar and D-bol are put in the locker rooms and Test-prop dispensers are hung on the wall like a gas station air hose.
tread-mLmaoooo..GD I wanna be driving down the street and see the House O Juice Gym...wonder how many cops would be there for the tren give away grand opening? Not for a raid, to pick up their own juice...fuckers! "Tren Gym" could be another one but with savage dead we can't do the "jump into a tren gym" commercials : ( maybe gear central or "Golds after hours" "we took pussy ass gym and juiced the MFer up". Can you say MFer on cable if its an infomercial?
LOL....thank God steroids are drugs that cops gravitate to....I remember when they were holding Capitol Hill hearings to determine if steroids should be classified as a scheduled drug like coke, and the DEA went to testify and said..."No...we don't need to go that far"...lol But since politicians were involved, they disregarded the advice of the DEA, the Dept of Health, and the FBI, and classified them like cocaine anyway.
LOL....cops all around the country must have been like..."Fuckin' GREAT, now I gotta hide my shit from the sgt."
With a massage palor that rubs you down with test gel
Get out more, bro. ;)
AnonTren?
56tooOr Psyllocybin.LOL
Not really a shroom guy these days.
Ace...in all it's psycho glory.
AnonI can only imagine, going to be running tren for first time soon...Try taking ZMA as well, that gives me some straight up psycho dreams.
I'll bet anything that's a yes
Hahaha! That's awesome! My dreams are never so clear cut. Usually a bunch of strange shit all lumped together that make no sense! I'm gonna need an autographed picture of Alpha and Goth with Jay! Can we get that? Lol