posted Sat, 10/17/2015 - 19:26
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middle of the night foraging
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What's your middle of the night, when everyone is sound asleep, refrigerator raid? Mine is peanut butter and cottage cheese. Stumble down the stairs, grab 2 spoons(because I use to use 1 and it pissed my Mrs. Off something crazy when shed open the cottage cheese and see peanut butter in it lol) and scoop one with peanut butter and 1 with cottage cheese. Proceed to place my elbows on the counter and go to town. If there were a support group for this behavior Id be a shameless member lol. So yea what's your go to nightly ninja feeding?
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this is what this evening turned up
Seeing as its insides are on the outside. The only humane thing to do would be to put it out of its misery!
I'm so guilty of this, perhaps we all are! Lol
Peanut butter is a staple, theirs always a jar on the table! Cold chicken tenders in the fridge! Cashews or most nuts for that matter! Greek yogurt is another staple!
Off cycle, well ice cream and chocolate of course! :))
Great post Bolt, something we all can relate to! :))
Thank you Theo! All of our internal furnaces are set on high! Its funny how I have a difficult time falling asleep initially. But after my middle of the night forage, I fall fast asleep like a newborn baby.
Lol brother, without a doubt!
I usually raid the kids cereal box.. big ass bowl whole milk its like im a kid again
God damn some lucky charms would be kick ass right now!
Hell yeah
Whatever is pre made, a sandwich, pizza, leftovers it's all Fair game if I'm hungry and awake.
If the door isn't locked...lol
I used to take Hershey's syrup and squirt that shit in the whole gallon of milk and just pound it down until I couldn't breathe, man my wife used to get pissed! Lol take a malatonin every night now so no more late right kitchen rampage for me
Hahaha the village is now safe from the refrigerator terminator!
Yeah for now...lol......I have a 4 year old son who likes to eat lunchables, those are bomb when in Frankenstein mode at 3 am but the wife usually kicks me in the sac and then a choke hold for eating them...lol I had to stop
Peanut butter on a banana..
Like I said, damn the p.b. jokes haha. Definitely tasty there
peanut butter and chocolate chips.
That damn peanut butter! You too huh? And damn the peanut butter jokes lol
I finally gave in and purchased a vitamix and make my own lol. atleast that way I can control the sodium and its a lot cheaper.
If you ever start jarrin your own let me know Id be a damn good customer lol
Greek yogurt. (fage) brand
Good choice! That could and would be on the night time creep target
Cashews love'm
I agree there, they are expensive and impossible to stop!
AnonLol
For me it's just a tall glass of chocolate milk
how does that not kill you stomach in the middle of the night? prob smells like a sewage factory under the blankets
Simple, nutritious, silent...brilliant!
you only need a support group if you do it without turning the lights on
I do it by candle light with a luche libre mask...thats some other issues though lol
Cottage cheese and a protein shake .. Or I pre make me a peanut butter sandwich
Pretty much walk the same path...on my way to the 300lb club brother
I always wake up with empty milk cartons around me, also empty bowls of nutra grain.
As long as theres no tiger, random baby, and you still have all your teeth...no harm no foul lol
i was reading this and reading this again, i was like wtf does tigers and shit have too do with this, then i realised its a hangover type scenario, you know like last night with you and that lady boy??
he cum in yo ass you cum on floor hahahahaahah
bangkok holla, city of sqolla.
Lmao from the waist up I was game...till...$5 dawa came into play! FOUL
Or....are yoo twying to fuk on me...lol
Hahahaha shit now you and flash made my morning!
Gotta have the Eroids pick me up...i am about to eat my second meal....got two days till i lift again...lol...recoveryyyyyy...
i had today off from the gym, not for recovery but there is just too much sexual tension between me and the new gym manager, shes delicious, and im a growing boy.
Most definitely! Putin a dent in the chicken and cow population! They sacrifice for our gains lol. T-minus 48 hrs and counting till shit gets real ugly in the weight room brother!!
putting or putin? putin is a swear word mate, very offensive? are you soviet union? you white bastard lol!
Hahaha! (insert Russian accent) I mix my protein powder with milk from the bosom of mother Russia. Her tit like granite...cold and inviting...