posted Mon, 12/26/2011 - 22:05
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"Love and Hip hop"
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My gurl is a flight attendant..... her schedule is nuts.... shes home about 2 days out of every 14... and she absolutely LOVES it! So we got to sleep about 5pm....now shes up watching VH1 shows, (2am) <--- are you kidding me? So were watching "Love and HipHop" ...and these chicks are HOT!!!!! Olivia (the singer/rapper) is drop dead gorgeous.... and I fucked up when I made the comment about how "nice" she is...LOL So now shes pissed, everyone else is asleep, I got a woody, and Im out of astroglide..... FUCK!!!!
Is MacDonalds open?
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Eric090585dude! i got you beat..
there's LOTS of hookers around my house (i live in a crappy part of town) and me and my biatch were driving and passed this hooker with her thing pulled up so far it was like halfway up her stomach. when my woman said something about how she looked (her face) i said i didn't notice cuz i couldn't get over her fucking thong...we argued about that for 3 FUCKING DAYS!
AnonThank GAWD for iPods.
Nasty81NateFlight attendants are awesome!
That sucks.I have a young child,so I watch a lot of PBS sprout.There's a show called "The Goodnight Show" with a lady named Nina.At some point during the show she does yoga stretches.I was watching this one night and made a comment how I felt Nina should be doing those stretches naked.I said "naked time with Nina".My woman laughed and now when it's on she'll say "honey,it's naked time with Nina".Ohhh yeah!
AnonLol "I'll tackle that motherfucker"
OE2000LOL.... Grimace has a nice ass..... I'll tackle that motherfucker
and why the hell did you have to bring up fruitcakes.....
tread-mAre you gonna F a hamburger? Must be out of fruitcake...
JtizzleTread droppin jokes this mornin! OE , try a big mac instead
i guess its time to call in the spit wash.. lol. dude ive seen that show and i agree those chicks are the bomb. wouldnt be surprised if some of them strip for a living
OE2000I wanna doggy Yandy? is that her name.... dark gurl with beautiful eyes..... Christ Ned, I wonder what she has for breakfast?
BTW, Rihanna has a nice ass!
dude shes one of those chicks from the islands. rihanna is one hot piece of ass. seems like she can take a beating too (insert chris brown joke here)
Eric090585rihanna has almost no ass! but she's still smokin hot ;)
OE2000Really.... WOW! I would crawl thru 3 miles of broken glass, just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie!
Eric090585oh don't get me wrong...i'd give her a roofie colada ;)
OE2000the only thing missing from Rihannas ass is my face..... and one of those inflatable butt plugs
OE2000Fuck that.... gimme one of them..... LOL