+ 1 Hardcore Friday with Tread M and Viking
The other day, I stopped by Tread M's party pad, and Viking was there. It was kind of quiet. Neither fella was saying word, it was as if they were ashamed of something. I could tell that Tread had been crying. I asked them what was wrong and they told me of the predicament that they were in. After a few tears were shed Viking looked up at me with tears in his sad puppy dog eyes and asked: "Ed, are we gay now or what?" I didn't know what to say. I hadn't ever been in that predicament. I wanted to say the right thing but I just couldn't find the words. Well after much thought and study, I found this little video clip that I think will help the both them feel a lot better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw&feature=relmfu
All my love, No Homo
Ed
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tread-mTHE INCREDIBLY GAY (NO HOMO) DUO!!!
Absolutely true,laughing my bum off! you lot are raving bonkers lol
tread-mYou hate it don't you? Lol
zewilol... so true so very true...
tread-mIt is what it is! You kinda cried yourself if I remember right. I still remember the fear in your eyes when I held you down and Vike pulled the truck up to the garage door and you said, and I quote, "this is not for a body shot is it". Turns out it was and you were fine right? Btw, shave that naval once in a while son shit!
Lmfao! yeah he didnt scream much when we spit roasted him hey bro.... and when he said MONEY SHOT PLEASE DADDY... that just proved this guy is our Beatch
CleyonHis Mom told him no to talk with his mouth full!
Cleyon, did you fart? It smells like Vaseline in here now.
That wasn't me screaming that. It was that damn Midget that Tread keeps in his closet. That little bastard creeps me out.
Yeah that little squashed face fukin perv puts a chill in me too bro... tread got that freak trained to clean his genitalia from a quick blast on a dog whistle you know! one night when i stopped over at treads place after playing porno scrabble with him and a dozen slappers i went to bed (alone) about 2am i woke up to this sqelching noise then when my eyes cleared i saw that midget fucker in the corner bollock naked jerking one out all over my new addidas trainers... i kicked seven shades of shit outa that little fuck but the bastard is that fucking pig ugly you couldnt see any difference.
I don't know what Tread sees in that little bearded freak. I stopped by Tread's party pad one day, walked in and Tread had that little bastard sitting on his lap. Tread was brushing the knots out of his hair while they watched that damn movie Hope Floats.
Kleenex on the table. There is some wierd shit going on at that place after hours bro.
tread-mLmaoooooooooooo
tread-mOh hope my cheeering "BOOM CHICKIE WAAAAA WAAAAAAA" was alright? Its hard to know the rules with these things you know but it felt right.
There are NO rules in back of the eroids van bro its every man or HOMO for himself.
I was just happy when you fellas decided to leave me out of the equation....
Shit got uncomfortable fast
Uncomfortable Fast? Sorry bro....thought spit was lube. I'll be gentle next time.....
Don't apologize to me, apologize to Tread's Midget. I'm pretty sure that you hurt that poor bastard.
But his beard tickled! Lol
CleyonFast is a midget?!
tread-mWhatever helps you sleep at night kegel boy! Lol
Bro, you don't know what I have to do to get that shit out of my mind. I have to Pin Tren cut with Heroin just to stop the nightmares.
zewi"Yahhhoooooooooooooooo"
Lol. I thought that part of the story wasnt going to leave the house.. ass.
The eroids van has seen some action this week... gonna take me all weekend to jet wash all the bodily fluids out that fucker before i give the keys back to BFG.
zewiYeah cause this weekend its going to get dirty.. o yeah.. Im ridding naked from no one.. Red-light district here we come...
Zewster, you don't want to go into the redlight district with Tread and Viking. Trust me, I've been there done that, bought the t-shirt.
It wouldn't be so bad but they insist that we go to the old dudes only part of town. Fricken nothing like watching Tread Stand on top of a walker shaking his ass while Viking is yelling "Go Tread It's yo birfday".
zewilmao...
tread-mThey baracade everyone else out when we roll into the district brother, we're all they can handle can you feel me? No no, not asking you to feel me that's an expression, don't feel me brother Vike has jealousy issues even though we're completely no homo. Its endearing I don't mind you know. He's always like "pffft, what does he have that I don't"? I'm like nothing big brother we're not even gay what's goin on here?
anytime you have to make a clarification like "No no, not asking you to feel me that's an expression"
Um yeah. Clarification really doesn't clarify.
Ohhh man i am properly rolling about here im in f-ing pain laughing too much.
It's only gay if their balls touch.....lol
OHHH man you nailed us good this time! i just pissed myself laughing too much... who the hell is gonna take us serious anymore lmao!
I thought that might make you feel better. I hated to see the pain that you and Tread were going through.
Don't worry about being taken seriously bro. This video justifies your masculinity so carry on!
CleyonNot after you pissed yourself!
Just done it again WHOOPS!!! lol....lol
Redeemed from this mornings post!
I figured I owed everyone a few minutes back. Cleyon's video bailed me out.
CleyonThere was no redemption necessary!