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Happy Valentines Day

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I noticed that no one posted a Valentine's Day post given that it is the most retarded holiday of all time. I realize that saying the word retarded isn't politically correct but because I have to celebrate this dipshit holiday I think that it is a day that that I shouldn't have to be politically correct that's the only way it will balance out.
I know what you are thinking: "oh Ed must be sad because he's single."
Hell no, I'm a married I'm justba victim of this gay ass holiday. (That's right used gay wrong there too.). This is the one day of the year that I wish I was single as to save me the trouble of having to do all the Valetines shit not that my wife expects but society. Shit, Im not even catholic
At any rate happy Valentine's Day. Hope you will all be my valentine.
All my love no homo
Ed

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I had a wonderful v-day SC gave me a pistol...
GRIMEY's picture

Valentines day is another bs scam to seperate men from their money, no homo.

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konig's picture

Shit it is a real valentines day for me, the Mrs is bleeding like a fucking sieve lmao!!

Engineereddisaster's picture

A good soldier isn't afraid of a bloody battle.

shawn0712's picture

Same scenario. The soldier has no fear. But the country apparently doesn't want " invaded ". I tried contacting NATO... No support

Engineereddisaster's picture

I feel ya brother. Sometimes a soldier just has to fight the battle with himself.

Pale's picture

To hell with NATO, you make and executive order and send that soldier to war!

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shawn0712's picture

Lmao! Those guys seriously put on the best live show too

Pale's picture

They do bro. Rock like hell and have you laughing your ass off.

shawn0712's picture

2 drinks away..... I'm pouring one of them now. Lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

This is the very reason Bill Cosby and I encourage a stash of rufinol. You just never know when you'll need it.

shawn0712's picture

I'm still trying to find a good domestic source...

One thing bill Cosby and I have in common,
We both love pudding...... Our dicks where they don't belong

Pale's picture

Can't let a little blood stop you, it's Valentines day...

PoundForPound's picture

Indeed it is a Sacred Tradition in honor of Holy Saint Valentine to get a little blood one's sword today!

Catalyst's picture

In all truth I'm the romantic type. Mrs Catalyst was mighty impressed this morning I can tell you. Some of you lads can learn some moves here that you'll reap the rewards from for years to come. Don't go flooding me with pm's about how your relationship has improved thanks to my advice, it's not necessary.

I know what you're thinking, she woke up to flowers and breakfast in bed, designer dress hanging up with dinner reservations at a Michelin starred restaurant?

Nope. I went to the gym. Most importantly had a great back workout to tell her about when I get home, (well after I've eaten anyway, priorities Mrs). Drop sets, supsets, back was destroyed. Got her a card from the shop on the way home though......

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Love it.
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konig's picture

hahaha beautiful..

Engineereddisaster's picture

Holy shit bro that's some serious romance right there.

PoundForPound's picture

Oh my god what a fucking gay post. Muah!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Takes one to know one homo Pounder!
Hope you'll be my valentine.

PoundForPound's picture

Hey man, if you were a Catholic you would know that St. Valentine was one bloody mother fucking conqueror! I hardly ever associate Valentine's Day with the blood anymore and less it corresponds with my girls menstrual cycle! Lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

No he wasn't. Shit, there were like three Saint Valentines and they really don't know who the hell he was. There is so much bullshit associated with the holiday that even the Catholic Church admits that they don't know who the hell he was.

PoundForPound's picture

Dude, don't google it, just go with my version.
It's cooler.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Google the name Joyce Hall. That's all you need to know about the history of Valentine's day.
Sorry bro, associating this holiday with badassedness is like associating Barack Obama with a successful presidency.
Just doesn't work no matter how you twist it.

Pale's picture

And the gauntlet has been thrown.. Where the hell is Novice? LMAO!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, you saw where inwas going with that. Smile

PoundForPound's picture

Oh yes I can.
Revising history is another sacred tradition.
(I'm starting to really think that you took my comment about
a baseless and fictional historical aggregate of several
shadowy characters seriously--come on! The whole thread is in jest!)

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, no serious thought whatsoever I was just trying to bait an old friend out of the shadows with the Obama comment.
It's cool, I enjoy the bantor.

PoundForPound's picture

Novice, no doubt. Lol

NoWeakAces's picture

Happy VD, Ed!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks buddy, may you get a little exotic VF on your own Vd. ;)

Pale's picture

Ah hem, Ed, will you be my Valentine? All homo...

On a side note, I put up a song on my wife's FB page and then put in a little extra effort after the gym this morning in the bedroom. My work for this holiday is done. Smile

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Hell yeah I'll be your valentine. Maybe you could get me that pro tag that I've been waiting for for four years now. Oh shit that's three fours in a row . Good luck will head my way.
Shit bro it's Valentines Day not Valentine's morning, you can't call it good this early in the day. You need to build that shit up and then give her your final masterpiece.

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That's the only kind bro. Aren't you a newly wed? You better get that shit rolling bro. Flowers chocolate, he'll maybe even a night at the local motel 2. Make shit right so she'll stick around another yeaR. Smile

Gymjunkie01's picture

May this day burn in fiery flames of hell......... its a day that MR hallmark made up to suck us men dry

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Amen brudda

Greg's picture

I love you Ed. XOXO

Happy "Valentimes" day

no homo

Engineereddisaster's picture

Love you too bro. No homo back atcha. You know I love it when you call it vAlentimes day. Smile