What makes you feel man sexy?
This morning before work, I was getting dressed and my wife walks into the room with a shirt that she had just ironed and handed it to me. I slipped it on one arm and she helped me slip the other arm in. Sometime being a big dude makes button up shirts a pain in the ass especially after an arm day as it was today.
My wife (imagine the hottest chick possible) then proceeded to button up my shirt. She started from the bottom button and worked her way up. After that she unbuttoned the long sleeves at the cuff and rolled them carefully with two perfect rolls on each side, smiled and then kissed me on the cheek
Now I know that's something simple, and maybe even a little retarded to a few of you but damn, I don't know why but having my wife help me with my shirt makes me feel man sexy.
There is a reason that men's button up shirts button on a different side than a ladies. Why? Because back in the old days a good woman dressed her man. True fricken story.
At any rate...I don't know why but that shit makes me feel like a man. I don't ask my lady to do it. She just does and I fricken love it.
So..what kind of simple things makes you feel man sexy.
All my love, no homo
Ed
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Thatvis man sexy as hell, no homo. I have to wear a collared polo shirt to work every day. And my wife won't let me out the door without buttoning up the front. My head is way to big to fit through the neck. She says no one wants to see my man hair. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want anyone staring at me
That was very well written and even man sexy! I love it when she ties my ties....on the other hand I love watching Her wear my button shirt! That is about the sexiest thing a woman can wear...m shirt!
I'm sorry Ed, you lost me at, "imagine the hottest chick possible." All I could see was my wife Unbuttoning my shirt, which made me feel man sexy.
Bro you are man sexy...no homo
To add to your button up shirt, I feel man sexy when I'm just about ready and I have my woman knot my tie (tie my tie?). It's the same feeling you get, kind of the icing on the cake for me, that final perfect touch to dress the whole look up. I can do it myself, but then she takes control of it, and it just activates that alpha feeling.
Excellent. I've found that there aren't very many women who can tie a mans tie. I've always been impressed by a woman who can tie a mans tie.
StevebWhen anal is permitted
Sometimes no really means yes.
Teach me your ways!
StevebBend over
I tried that, and then she goes "you first." So I do, but she starts giggling and dismisses it as a joke. What if I was serious?!
Oh shit bro, you better tie a "no homo" in there somewhere.
Steveball homo
According to rule 29, section R4 of the manual, it does not count if a subsequent, parallel statement is made at the same time, contradicting the "full homo" action in question, thus negating the necessity of a "no homo."
Actually bro there was an addendum released for section R4 last month. I'm not sure if you are still covered by the clause.
I'll check it out when I get out of this Mexican prison.
Why was I not notified of the addendum? When did the 2/3 vote pass? Why was my vote left off the casting ballot?
This is an outrage.
It was an executive order bro. Sorry.
You tyrant. :|
Since when did Ace not permit anal?
StevebNot him, he has no say in it.
Lol, sorry bro. Couldn't resist.
You did great job of laying out the vision there bro,lol. A little "Wonderful tonight" playing in the background is the only thing missing, I swear.
I guess if I had to answer that question I would say what makes me feel sexy is simple, A mirror! lol
No homo.
I'll have to ponder a more serious answer to this.
Is it gay to masturbate to ones own reflection in the mirror?
Not if you cross dress prior to the act! Lol!
Only if your erection is giving you an erection.
Not gay....maybe narscistic!
I would like the answer to that too. Secondarily, is it wrong to check yourself out in the mirror while you are going at it with the wife? I can't lie, I am a sick puppy if it is. I like looking at her muscles too but mine look pretty awesome during physical activity of coitus,lol
That's an awesome feeling, but I like it better when she can't take her eyes off the mirror watching you pound her. It turns her on more which of course turns me on more!
Naw bro. You need to check yourself out just to make sure the right muscles are flexed. Totally permitted.
Glad your having a great life bro.
Even if your story makes you gay ;)
I said no homo. I'm in the clear.