Ever feel guilty for shitting in the handicap stall?
I'll admit, anytime and every time I shit in a public restroom I always choose the handicap stall.
I like the extra room and I don't like the feel of my shoulders touching the stall walls.
I like the quiet solitary seclusion as I respectfully drop my buddies off at the pool.
I like the fact that I can limit shitting buddies to one side. Nothing pisses Ed off more than having someone take the stall next to me forcing me to listen to his turd crackle as it breeches his reasty sphincter.
Nothing shortens a good shit like the discomfort of an unwelcome shit buddy. By choosing the handicap stall I limit the shit buddy probability to one.
Yeah I've gotten dirty looks from people as I exit, but I don't give a shit, well I gave that shit moments before so it no longer applies.
Am I a bad person? I don't think so. It just helps me appreciate handicap people more because they raise awareness to the fact that the average shit closet is just too damn small and doesn't provide proper room to provide a buffer for the smell of some stranger's rotten ass.
Condemn me if you please, but if dudes can identify as chicks and shit in their restrooms then I can identify as a handicap person and shit in their restroom.
All my love, no homo
Ed
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So I have a quick question. Most of the people I work with are handicapped (actually they are not but they like to act like it aka lazy). So if I shit in the bathroom at work is that also the handicap stall
Funny you mention this, last summer i walked in to an airport toilet and witness a drunk handicap male aggressively try to squat in a urinal. Naturally I saw this as a direct protest.
I avoid public "dumping" at all costs. When the rare occasion does force itself upon me, a handicap stall is the ONLY option.
Bingo
Yeah i do it all the time, makes me feel special with all those extras, not just the space, even has a sink, hand dryer and mirror. My last selfie i posted was taken their. Why would I shit elsewhere lol.
Lol brother Ed! As is usual, some well written truthful comedy!
I don't feel guilty and neither should you! We're both mentally handicapped! Lol
pinkman.For larger heavily muscled individuals the extra space is a necessity to a successful turd donation.
I'm so damned muscled its a handicap. Leaning forward, elbows and legs tucked close makes me nervous and my shit isn't as successful leading to physical and emotional issues.
I go for the lay back approach, legs outstretched and arms resting on the handicap bars.
So check your flexibility privilege.
All you muscle-phobics make me sick
AnonYep.... Me too
I have mixed feelings about shitting in a public restroom,i see the handicapped stall in a fucked up way dont judge me lmao ,while some think as it of cleaner ,i think of it as dirtier,smh i know its fucked up ,Vote for Engineereddisaster he will head the bigger stall campaign in 2017 ,
I am also guilty of this morally questionable dalliance. Yet I have found the H-cap stall is usually cleaner as well. So in the end when the rare times come I have to drop deuce in a public restroom it will be H-cap stall.
TronAs long as you use all the toilet paper, leave a little bit of piss on the seat, and scream "I'M NOT HANDICAPPED!" While you shit..I don't see a problem...just be respectful about it , you know?
As Larry the Cable Guy says, those them stalls with the rails for power squeezing.
I usually use one to bust out a set of dips.
Lol. That's pretty hardcore.
Gotta get a nice pump going while I strut around Walmart in my cut off jeans, ever last tank top, and high top pony's
I work at a university and the disabled toilets are always in use, the cleaners say they have to replace the giant toilet roll every day compared to 3 days for stalls in male & female toilets.
Wow. Something is expect at a community college not a University.
you already qualify as handicapped don't you Ed? lol
Depends.
Well if you're using your Depend's, what the hell do you need the handicap stall for.
On a side note, most of those people with a handicap placard on their vehicle, are in better health than me.
Lol, I can dump the depends and hang it on the rail to dry. You know what I'm talking about...or are you one of those rich old guys who can afford a new depend after each shit?
Bro at your age I give you props for just typing shit on eroids.
"SHIT"
Lol. Well done!
props
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respect or credit due to a person.
props
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a pole or beam used as a support or to keep something in position, typically one that is not an integral part of the thing supported.
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position something underneath (someone or something) for support.
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a portable object other than furniture or costumes used on the set of a play or movie.
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an aircraft propeller.
Can I choose one ??
I could use a propeller for on top of my hat.
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LMFAO,......... Well played Sir. My hat goes off to you. ( I recommend sunglasses to protect your eyes from the glare ).
Ribbed for his pleasure.
bigmurphHell no I always use the hadicap stall its like the vip suite of the public restroom.
Bringing up the identifying as chicks im going to start like you said identifying as the handicap and if there are 11 handicap spaces open im taking one
Lol. I'm going to identify as the tooth fairy the first time a tranny follows my little girl into the bathroom.
Lol, exactly how I feel and act if I MUST use public restroom to let the demon out. Never felt guilty about it.
It happens. We all have to do it sometimes.