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Discordant Saturday with Engineereddisater!

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So I was strolling down the street today on my way to the gym and I see the eroids van parked on the corner! I peered inside the back window and the floor was strewn with pornographic materials and sadistic sex toys! The wall were splattered with blood and bodily fluids!
Immediately I thought to myself brother Ed must be in the vicinity! :))
Upon turning the corner I heard this cacophony of sounds! Ed had removed his stylish fedora and placed it on the floor as a tip cup! It was empty, perhaps he was just getting started!
I never knew Ed had a penchant for wind instruments, either that or brother Sauron had a great influence on him! Perhaps a duet is in their future!
Ed's musical score is "Eye of the Tiger", so apropos since he trains with diligence and dedication! This is obviously Ed since the resemblance to his avatar is unmistakeable!
I now present to you brother Ed and his wind instrument!

https://youtu.be/TAZJwwXjMYs

All my love, no homo
Theo

mobman702's picture

OMG.. Brother Theo has done it again... I have NO words on this except.. NO HOMO....

Theophany's picture

Lol brother Mobman! I figured brother Ed deserved his place in the spotlight! Ed's a great guy!
Ditto brother, NO HOMO! I don't think brother Ed is to fond of the use partial homo! :))

Engineereddisaster's picture

Dear hookers,
The badass with the trumpet isn't me. That guy is actually one of the highest paying, highest tipping Johns In LA county. A definite VIP customer. always kind, gentle, and sanitary.
Ever see pretty woman? He could be your Richard Gere.
Don't ruin his life just because Theo says that it's me. I'm way bigger and scarier than that guy.
If you meet that guy with the trumpet....trust him. When he takes you out to the woods, I can assure you, he's just wanting to show you beautifully landscaped forests.
Don't mind the various knotted ropes in the back of the van. That young man is just a Boy Scout working hard on his knot tying merit badge.

Hope this helps.
All my love, no homo
Ed

Theophany's picture

Lol brother Ed! But a case of mistaken identity mmmmmm.......
We'll let the community rule on that one! :))

Pale's picture

Pfft. all the pros use zip ties and duct tape these days..

Theophany's picture

Brother Ed is just looking to cover his a$$! You and I both know Ed is a consummate professional brother Sauron! :))

JL's picture

Such a baby face, the fresh hooker blood must keep his skin so youthful looking. If the eroids community can pull together and find a few more of our hidden performing artists. I see a boy band in the making!

Thanks for sharing yet another hidden eroids star.

Theophany's picture

You are more than welcome brother JL! And yes, Ed's copious consumption of hooker blood does keep his skin youthful, soft and supple! Lol
What a magnificent idea, an eroids band! Because this is your genius venture, you are officially the manager!
We will probably need a percussionist, and two artists of stringed instruments! Keep your eyes peeled for some talent! We already have two wind instrument artists, Brother Sauron aka the juiced up Kenny G and brother Ed aka the under juiced Louie Armstrong! Lmao :))

Drock_357's picture

Lmao....the "Eroids 5" touring the country in the van....god help us!

Theophany's picture

Lmao brother Drock "The Eroids 5", now that's a good one! You will be the driver of the van touring nationwide! :))

Drock_357's picture

I know that guy! Wasn't he in the partridge family?....I'm a huge fan !
Can you send me your autograph ed?...you are awesome!
No-homo....

Theophany's picture

It's a strong possibility brother Drock! Brother Ed is a worldly man of many talents! Weight lifter, artist, philosopher, author, musician, prositute hunter, and the list never ceases! I'm hoping to get an autograph also, no telling what that will be worth in a few short years! :))

bamboo2112's picture

sure looks like he knows how to rap his lips around an instument

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konig's picture

lmfao!!

Theophany's picture

Lol! You might want to add a no homo after that comment brother Bamboo! :))

Theophany's picture

Lol! It's a good day if I can bring a smile to you face brother Rusty! I'm just glad I was able to capture some video of his grand performance! :))