SPRING 2013 LADIES...YOU'RE WELCOME!
Its finally here ladies, the big show you have dreamed about your whole life! After Cleyon finishes up this documentary he is subcontracting his movie team to Vike and I for the big blockbuster film "MAGIC VIKE"! VIKE has asked me to be his no homo weiner double for heavy hip action scenes his titanium hips can't handle and I think the magic you see with a cowboy scene (no hom mostly) he and I do together will have you ladies wanting more, well hell I know it will !
I know you guys think this is for the ladies only but its not, trust me, I took my wife tol see Magic Mike and it turned out to be Lucky Tread when it was all over! Take your ladies out to see this one boys, sure , they will think about V and I from now on when you have sex but at least it will be good sex for a change right?. V and I will begin doing youtube videos now sort of like cleyons but its going tol be mostly stripper practice on a few very lucky ladies getting ready for our big day in Hollywood. Once again, you're welcome girls, its been a long time coming and way overdue!
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I'm with HENCH you fuckers crack me up!!!!
zewiWhy don't you like to be touched?
Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up
zewiAbout fucking time!!!
Its showbiz time brother... we gonna be fucking rock stars... if we dont kill ourselves first lol...lol
zewiyes it is...
"long time coming" ! Haaaahaaa! High five!
Ya'll mofo's crack me up.
CleyonWhat have I got myself into! At least Viking is bringing bandolier of Test, make sure at least tow of them are TNE. There will be times you need an instant boost. Remember the basics, and don't get too fancy with it. Use your special finishing moves sparingly, and drink plenty of water.
This is gonna be the biggie bro... we are heading for the big time with this one for sure! big thing in britain now is the new book 50 shades of gray... its really getting the fems oozeing gusset juice... jeez its that bad the whole country smells like a giant pussy! nothing wrong with that though i love the stank of the fem flaps lol strangers are out in the streets mounting each other for fun its like a giant open air swinger party... fuck the olympics theres more sport going down on the streets right now lmao!
P.S. we have 50 strippers to interview over the weekend... happy days bro bring plenty of KY jelly.. nothing worse than a chaffed johnson lol.
zewi"The successful person has the habit of doing the things failures don't like to do. They don't like doing them either necessarily. But their disliking is subordinated to the strength of their purpose"
Everyone shoould read 50 shades of gray..
Supernova283I really hope you're kidding. That book is just so awful. So awful.
Like it's like take Twilight and multiply by 100.
zewiyou wan't chicks read that book....I read everything.. why cause it makes you smart ass....:)
tread-mDamn 50 already? Guess we'll have to interview 3 at a time...BOOM!
Supernova283What only 3? What are you getting too old or something?
tread-mNo but its like the young deer at the top of the hill looking down at all the females in the Valley. He says to the older buck, "Let's run down there and F one". The older much wiser buck says "let's just walk down there, and F'em all!"
CleyonTrue story.
Sounds good bro.. i have an old 12 gauge shotgun cartridge belt ready loaded with bottles of prop just to keep the spirits UP!
If you can balance a couple of pins behind your ears we are G2G baby!!!