press1's picture
press1
  • 12k
  • CC
235941

+ 47 Daily Bitches .....

ad

Rather than continually bombarding @UncleYoked SI page with Slutty pictures, making his life even harder than it already is to keep on top of customer enquiries, I propose that all the Dirty pictures be put up in this forum now - this will enable him to see his customers questions and comments much more quickly rather than having to sift through all of our smutty stuff!

DISCLAIMER: This is merely a forum for picture posting of attractive women, I am not personally responsible for any of the pigs or munters that members choose to post. Any offensive pictures are posted on accountability of the member posting them LOL

GET READY TO P-A-R-T-Y PEOPLE!!!


(Credit to Tatman)

alekaras's picture

Lol

RobertB80's picture

Met a Balinese bird on a dating site years ago. She said she was 4’10”. Turned up in a summer dress with her 6” heels covered. Turned out she was max 4’6”. Spent the next few weeks walking around with her attached to my cock.

Drexyl's picture

I’m listening

RobertB80's picture

I recommend nobbing a midget if the opportunity presents itself Drex. Peachy arse totally disproportionate to the rest of the body.

Drexyl's picture

The hard part is finding them…

RobertB80's picture

Dating sites. Set filters to short birds and keep fingers crossed a horny midget is lying about her height. Back in the day I think they started at 4’10”. Given how overly pc the world has become they may not even have that filter these days. Worlds gone mad

Drexyl's picture

Lmfao! The “fingers crossed” thing got me. Like I can see myself clicking the filter then sitting there saying “C’mon c’mon c’mon” while shuffling my feet. I guess this could work the opposite way? Set filters to 6’10”+, 300lbs+, with gout, shingles, leprocy, with a yeast infection and halitosis?

RobertB80's picture

Sounds like a tren cycle fettish. Mine will be kicking in about 3-4 weeks from now. Wonder what depraved needs are going to be running around my twisted mind when that particular mule does kick. Mmmm mules, now there’s a thought.

randomdude's picture

Tren doesn’t give me any sort of new sexual fetish or want. It just cranks up everything I’m into to an 11/10 and the need to release multiple times a day. Especially Tren Ace. Thankfully my wife is a good sport most of the time.

RobertB80's picture

I developed a serious foot fettish for the first time because of tren. Get what you’re saying about cranking up everything you’re already in to. Couldn’t stop eating my gfs ass out.

Drexyl's picture

This is the thread to post it in lol

randomdude's picture

Go on…

randomdude's picture

Mine too. Along with a handful of different nationalities. And my dad.

RobertB80's picture

I did fuck my mother once and finished in my dads mouth but they were both unconscious as I’d drugged them, so don’t think that counts, does it?

Drexyl's picture

Wait, your dad wants to bang a midget, or your dad is on your bucket list? I’ve only had one cup of coffee today and I may have read that wrong…

randomdude's picture

He’s on my bucket list.

I rely on sick shocking humor. It’s all I have.

Drexyl's picture

We’re going to get along just fine, your dad is on my bucket list too.

Tat2man's picture
In a promo × 1
Painsaw's picture

Magnanimous titties

Steroidify's picture

woof woof

JohnnyDramma's picture
Gotem69's picture

I'd pee pee on her

Owes a Review × 1
sheva's picture

same

In a promo × 2