posted Wed, 02/18/2026 - 17:26
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I wanna hear it.
Or talk about it.
Or argue about it.
Or jerk to it.
No wrong answers (unless ur a lib)
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
It couldn’t handle all the shit at the top
My 12yr old daughter told me this one. What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman.
Pretty sure I've said this here before, but it's true:
If it's got tits or tires it's gonna give you problems.
Fair assessment. What if it has a penis?
If you suck it, it's still gonna give you problems
I'm like the wisdom of the juice
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
-Because at 69 she has a frog stuck in her throat
Dumb law: It is illegal to push a living moose out of a moving airplane in the state of Alaska. Charges for doing so could be at least $1000 dollar fine and 1 month in jail
Dkoon211Sounds like it may have happened before
It's way to specific to not have happened. Either that or an Alaskan law maker wrote it down just for shits and giggles
Fun fact: I don't know the difference between a republican, democrat, liberal or conservative and I dont care to, so dont waste your time explaining it to me.
Why do I make noises every time I get up from a chair?
Because I'm a groan man.
Dad joke af +1
If she has borderline personality disorder, works at spirit halloween and makes music on some weird 1980s analog machine, she's not the one bro.
Spend time with your parents.
But the head will be earth shattering
Ok but she definitely does anal
*Prefers anal
Yes thank you for correction
LMAO! Specifically accurate based on a couple of friends experiences!
But I bet she's an amazing fuck
apparently... oxidizing epinephrine = adrenochrome
Have u done it
I always figured if it was real, id have been offered some at some point in my travels.
I found my family members old med kit from Afghanistan and injected an expired epipen. Nothing happened. I should have let it hit some air I guess
I love telling dad jokes, but I’m not actually a father… does that make me a faux pa?
Every day I understand a little more why old men just stand in garages.
The older I get, the more expensive it is to feel normal.
I started wearing New Balance and now I have opinions about lawn care.
I remember when I felt normal for no reason.
I make noises when I stand up now. Nobody warned me about that.
I say “we’ll see,” and it never means yes.
I check the thermostat like I’m in charge of something.
I nod at strangers like we have shared history.
Nobody warned me my body would eventually become a list of maintenance tasks.
Nothing is wrong, but nothing is fully right anymore.
I used to be durable.
Right in the feels
I relate to every single thing you said....Shows my age.
That was deep af
Just riff off of @Bodhi here:
I work for a very small manufacturing company. So small that I am the only person that works in my building now. I never thought 45-50 hours a week in a shop building things by myself for mediocre pay would be the greatest job ever
When I say "For sure" to meeting up for drinks after work or anything out of my normal routine, that's means absolutely not.
I fondly remember being in punk/metal bands, chugging whiskey, blasting mystery powders up my nose and having sex with anything that had two legs and a pulse.
Now I check ingredient panels to make sure I won't get a tummy ache
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Jrihard89What’s the difference between a pimple and a priest?
The pimple doesn’t cum on your face until you’re a teenager.
What’s the difference between a fag and a freezer?
A freezer doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Hahahaha
My life advice is hangout/lift one day with frofrank and your opinion on the libs would change
or at least know theres some solid ones out there
This works both ways. I'm pretty conservative, more libertarian really.
I always describe my beliefs like this "i want gay married couples to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns"
Yessir I’m pretty centrist myself, just happen to lean left most of the time. But I own guns, don’t want kids on HRT, also want a stricter border policy. I think when you go outside and talk to your reasonable common sensed Americans you realize it’s only like 10-20% of policies you disagree on
I’m sure there is, we just aren’t gonna agree on most things and then ur side just name calls and throws tantrums