posted Sat, 09/27/2025 - 14:15
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+ 5 BROCCOLI HEAD/ TRIPOD SHITFLUENCER RANT THREAD!
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Let’s hear it. We all need therapy from this. I think it’s time for us to have a safe place to console each other from the pain of:
Waiting for a 4-6 person rotation on a machine,
the crocs,
the slippers,
the tripods,
the abundance of YLA clothes,
and “influencing” all over IG when they’ve been training for 8 months and somehow have elite knowledge to share
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I put the dumbells in the right place..
And one guy leaves weights on the bar all the time...the same guy uses a slingshot to bench 275... massages his muscles before every set and has to brush his hair and put on cologne before he lifts lol
Fucking scum bag
Bussin no cap gettin type ocky out here might compete soon
Ya...fuckem! Same goes for the stretched butthole fucktards that leave their weights all over the place.
The amount of times I’ve had to put dumbbells back in the right place. It’s got the fucking numbers right there you blind lazy cunts!
Yea cuz fuck everyone else right
Especially those types put on ton of plates for a 3in push then walk off. Lol
Lmfao right I love it when they leave dumbbells on the floor like literally a few feet away from the rack it's like wtf?
It’s literally just “????????”
Y member and at my location the younger kids seem to mind their business and havent seen anything tripods anywhere. My issue is with the older generation. Don't get me wrong, I respect my elders but I get annoyed when peeps stare or stand 2 ft in front of me, facing me while I am doing concentration curls. It just makes me say dirty things to make them feel uncomfortable. Will be getting close to failure and I will give a nice sex grunt and finish with a ahh, that feels good. Usually makes them move quickly.
Another time, gym was empty just me and a couple older fellas. Prob mid 60's. Was working legs and let out a few groans at the end of a set of goblet squats. Guy came over and said "light weight high reps" im like what? He said, you were loud on your workout. I said, I am giving it my all, I feel bad for those who dont and he walked away mumbling somethin.
Oh and another dude, mid 70s thinks he owns the fucking place. Bro lays down in the middle of the fucking entrance to the gym and does his damn stretches. Like mother fucker move! I dont have e time for your games. If your trying to piss me off, its working lol
So the elders are the ones pissing me off. Are def some younger deuches but I keep my blinders on and focused on what I am doing unless someone purposefully enters my AO
Hell yeah, same bs at my Y. I’ll be squatting and some old ass will start stretching right next to the rack. I get paranoid that I’m going to hit them with the bar, they’ll get that close. Honestly, I’m more worried that I’ll mess up my back if I hit them, than worried about hurting them.
I’m gonna use the sex grunt technique to scare them away
I cannot stand that shit. TikTok created all these little gremlins that just seem to keep multiplying. Broccoli head haircut, dangly earring, Birkenstock sandals and some sort of darc sport clothing. Theres always at least 3 of them, flexing all 90lbs in the mirrors or recording themselves doing a mediocre set with their chain in their mouth looking like a complete idiot. I’m all for kids being in the gym bettering themselves/sports strength training but this shit just strikes a nerve with me --
Cuz it’s not really bettering themselves they’re doing it for some weird clout. They ain’t ab it
They're not so ATL (about that life)
Its just a bunch of Gimps trying to be cool by hanging in the local gyms where the young girls go.
Honestly, what is with this younger generation who seem to be completely obsessed with filming themselves when out and about or taking picures with these stupid fuckin expressions on their faces. Do they honestly think they are that important that people need to know what they are doing 24 hours a day? Do they film themselves when taking a Shit on the toilet too?
I really don’t understand it. Nobody cares what ur doing, sorry! Like Jesus actually enjoy what ur doing without it being a filmed broadcast
One of my friends was doing sub teaching before she went into real estate. Anyway she said many kids middle school to highschool all saying they want to make money from social media being an influencer. It is quite sad what used to be a way to keep in touch with friends has turned into what it has
That’s really bad for the kids tbh. Not good
They probably do film while shitting. They feel they have to let he world know what they do every second of the day and worse, they think people care. I had to call a couple cats out here for wasting forum space doing the dame thing. These are the people whos house gets robbed when they post they wont be home for 2 weeks and get robbed on the street posting their jewelry for the public
I swear it’s actually a delusion thinking people give a fuck. They are not in reality. They’re somewhere else lol
Tell me yall have seen this!? "How many text you have left"
https://youtube.com/shorts/9Y6Yspm_jIU?si=mBpPd0mPu7Xut5F1
He should’ve given his number out of respect
When it’s not broccoli-head SARMs teens hogging the machine 5–6 deep, it’s someone sitting there texting like it’s Starbucks.
I swear, I’m this close to just building my own gym at home. Best way to train, no distractions … PeterCastiglione, MilfPounder,IronGame,Randomdude, know what I’m talking about.
Step by step I’ll put it together, it’s a project to 2026, probably save the leg machines for last… that way I’ll cut down trips to the commercial zoo.
Eventually!
Option B is just skip every single leg day.
Makes pp look smaller anyways
Word.
home gym ftw
Yea that’s end game for me one day lol
What pisses me off is when there is no one working legs so I go in and do leg day and then all the sudden a few of them come over and get on the leg machines and just sit there on their damn phone and don't even do a set.
Yep leg ext and calf raise machines always
The 3-6 man rotations of 16 year olds on equipment really pisses me off. None of them are working hard and are actually talking with ease while doing their set. I can’t carry on a conversation while doing a set. Then they take up the machine for a half hour.
Or the people who are using machines for the wrong exercise when there’s another machine meant for it. We have a dual cable tower at our gym, like a small one meant for doing flys and shit and people will be on it doing iso lateral exercises, when we have another single cable tower for that and it’ll be open. Like I can’t do my chest flys on the open single cable machine but you sure as shit can do those 1 arm side lateral raises on it. But nope they gotta take up a machine they don’t need for 20 minutes. Or the other day this guy hogged it for atleast a half hour, using the bench in front of it to do DB presses. Didn’t see him use the cables at all. I didn’t need it that day or I would have said something.
Then there’s the 50 year old lady at my gym who will hogs the single power rack for atleast 45 minutes. So inconsiderate.
Because of all this bullshit I just finished building my own home gym. It’s so nice.
“And for that reason, I’m out”. Good for you building your own thing, that’s goals. They all train with a minimum of 5 RIR
Bro they’re everywhere like cockroaches… Planet Fitness is their breeding ground … I hit it once a week ’cause it’s by my job site, and every damn time I leave mad as hell
The dudes walking around the gym rapping.
Yup
Oh shit that is a scientifically accurate diagram of this breed
Whats yla clothes?
YoungLA is like the official uniform for dudes who bench 185 and think they’re ready for Olympia prep. It’s the “starter kit” for looking strong without actually being strong.
I'm filling my Amazon cart right now.
“Then you are LOST!” - Obi Wan Kenobi
No hear me out. I'm an old dad, if other old dads start dressing and acting like them, it might cause them to be too embarrassed to continue their ways. Eh? Eh?
This is the correct answer ^
Ohhh Mate - You are about 2 years too late with this post!!! LMAO
We were all ranting about them a long time back with this SAME picture!!!! HAHAHHaha
@SimonM84
Thank God I train at home and don't have to put up with this shit - If I was training and some Fuckin skinny tosspot set one of those tripods up near me I'd go over and smash it up.
Do they have these cunts in UK? Maybe I’ve been lucky in my gyms. Occasionally get a couple of skinny kids chatting rather than lifting but other is wise decent people who just get on with their routines.
Its Definately a bigger epidemic in the US than the UK, but you still see them in my town here as they all head to the big Puregym in the centre. They tend to be Lone Brocollis though rather than acting in packs. Plus I believe there is no recording allowed in Puregyms on mobiles, so they head over to Ultraflex to do that crap. If you load up Youtube vids shot in the US you see them in droves over there with the perms and George Michael esq silver cross ear rings on LMAO
A decent bug exterminator should be employed to cull the epidemic
Speaking of pandemics - I get Vaccinated on the 4th for flu and Covid, looking forward to it after my year of hell. Although I did get them both in May but they alter the shots constantly depending on the strains that will be circulating in the winter. They base them on the strains that have been doing the rounds overseas as thats what ends up here.
My mums partner got very ill from last two flu shots. The irony