posted Mon, 12/10/2012 - 16:22
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Anyone know how to contact BFG???
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So I have been constantly trying to contact BFG for his approval of my new website, and not sure how to contact him. I first went to his PM and sent couple times and not sure if he is just ignoring my messages and deleting as junks.
How long bros, does it take for you to contact with BFG??? I have imennse respect for BFG for what his doing, and dont want to offend him in anyway.
So throw in your thoughts!!
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Alright everyone BFG contacted me. Thanks for all yall help
tread-mHe didn't give you a red phone too?
CleyonSure, I'm shaving and burning goats, and you just have a direct phone... FML
tread-mYeah but yours is a hell of a lot more fun. In fact, throw in some tequila and body shots and yours is like every other party I've ever had! : /
CleyonYeah, but once you throw in tequila and body shots you're basically doing the ritual that get's Viking to contact you. Well aside from the dark secret thing you have to do...
CleyonBFG can be pretty hard to get a hold of, I've got a method that I've only used twice, and works really well.
You are going to need a few things. Tape, Salt, Tabasco, a razor, a baby goat, and a fire.
Here's what you have to do; have to do is tape the goat's legs together, and shave him (must be a male). Strip naked and make a fire, if you have a 55 gallon drum to make it in even better. Once the fire is made start to dance around it stripping and chant "BFG come to me, BFG you're my Daddy" keep the chant going as you strip. Once you are completely naked poor the tabasco all over your body (make sure you get full coverage or it won't work) Keep the chant going. Then make some small razor cuts on your inner thighs, and rub the tabasco in. I admit it's hard to keep the chanting going while doing this, but if you don't it won't work.
If you've gotten this far relax, you're in the home stretch. Apply more tabasco to your body, and then rub salt into your whole body (make sure to get full coverage!) as soon as that's done pick up the goat and throw him into the fire.
That's it! As soon as this is done go to your computer and you'll have a PM from BFG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ah that was funny.
LOL!!! I unfortunately BFG came through PM and all is good. Thank god I didnt have togoto chinese market and buy a innocent goaty called matty. Thanks anyway! lol
CleyonI do what I can!
AnonGive him time, he'll get to it.
He has a bat signal! Lol. Nah man, click on his profile. Above his Avi there's "contact email". He always answered me within 12 hours anytime I contacted him.
Hey Nitti thanks for your input!!
Hmm I dont know. Some multiple people tells me he gets onto PM only on monday or saturday. I guess ill just keep trying.
Nah bro, click on BFG's profile. Above his pic you'll see "CONTACT". Click it. It's his email
I don't think he's understanding lol
Bro there's a whole section that's intended for questions/suggestions to bfg...tell him you need to talk and look out for ur messages.
Yea I guess he gets alot of PM everyday. Thanks for your input Jim!
Try chatting with mods?
i had the same promblem when i first got approved he gets hundred of pm your just going to have to be patient also i noticed he only replied to me on early mondays once noon came in i wont here from him till the following monday took 2 weeks for me to get approved
Yea I totally saw your post to become a source. I guess timing is key with BFG. Thanks AC!