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JuiceFreak
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almost got in trouble

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i find me self being more aggressive lately i think i am becoming a ass hole i was on the subway yesterday
and this old lady got on she would be in her 90's so old i am sure she farts dust and i am not sure who she was with but they were being very disrespectful and it made my blood boil so i decided to approach the guy and i shoved him and pushed him down to the floor and i made him stay on the flood until his next stop then i proceed to tell him if i ever catch him disrespecting anyone again i was gonna be the tooth fairy and knock all his teeth out i find that i am more impulsive and i love it it felt good to put someone down and show them how it feels to be a victim i said to the old woman he is a real ass hole and she was like he sure is she even told the guy not to move or i was gonna give it to him LMFAO subway people i need a red cape now

Greg's picture

Look, knocking over Lazy Larry is not a brave thing nor was it admirable.

You could've stood between the two, smiled at the old lady and give her a pleasant hello.
You could've stood between the two, smiled at Lazy Larry and told him that the old lady reminded you of Grandma, "You gotta love grandma, right?"
You could've stood between the two, and stared Lazy Larry down. He would have moved away.
You could've stood between the two, and started asking obnoxious questions of Lazy Larry; "hi, where are you going?" where are you from?" "Which stop is yours?"... the pestering would have driven him off.

I seriously doubt the story, or at least doubt that the victim of your violence was a match for your 5.5' 175 lb beastliness.

MedDx's picture

LOL....you make me laugh, bro. And, the lady too!!

B52-BODY's picture

you live in NYC ?

Muffins's picture

Assault charges will make employment the most difficult thing to find. I have to remember this whenever my blood boils. If a cop was there, your future career could be dust.

Greg's picture

not impressed

J.Mc.'s picture

LOL

the_gainz's picture

Good job man