posted Wed, 08/22/2012 - 07:24
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Activities that are more manly than Soccer
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You all know of the deep and profound love (no homo) that ED and I have. Seriously, if he had been born with lady parts we'd be together living a love that would have songs written about it. Alas that is not the case, but still I must come to the defense of my poor friend who has been stricken by the cruel hands of fate.
I figured we'd need a new thread in order to properly catalog all the activities that are more manly than soccer (which let's face it is an arobisized version of tic-tac-toe). Have at it people, show ED your support.
BTW ED, if you had my baby, I never would have put him (or her) in soccer.
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Hooters waitress
CleyonYeah they are! They'll kick your butt! Not that I'd know...
Floral design??
Spa break with the girls
Buying your first training bra with your mum
Gettin a mani-pedi
CleyonWearing a thong
Wearing High Heels...
PMT.......More manly than soccer!!!
I don't even know what that is lol. But it sounds pretty feminine. lol
lmao....just for you Ed and probably a hundred other guys who haven't got a clue:
Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) (also called PMT or premenstrual tension) is a collection of physical and emotional symptoms related to a woman's menstrual cycle.
CleyonAlso, inserting a tampon... more manly than soccer.
tread-mI think I've had that second one, does your neck get real tense and you use foul language?
Well the neck gets real tense, but ladies do not use foul language
I had a cousin that had that once. She ended up killing her dog and a goat.
Maybe you have a touch of it every month and that's why you get the urge to kill hookers lol.
No, I kill hookers to cleanse the earth from wickedness.
roflmaooooooo....a few women kill their husbands when they have it
Merrill streap movies.. Effin hate those
Taking a 'Spring Rain' scented bubble bath with little yellow duckies whilst listening to show tunes!
CleyonWhoever said that wasn't manly? That's just traditional contest prep right?
Haha!! Yeah...along with a Shiny Buff Pedi...
The only contest YOU'LL win with that prep is at The Manhole saloon...
CleyonGreat place! Love their Appletinis!
CleyonBeing fluffer
Nursing a baby
tread-mMary Kay sales rep?
Nice.
Squatting to piss
CleyonA picture that explains why girl soccer is manlier than men playing soccer...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/82731892/?image=82731914
getting a brazilian wax
Churning butter in a menonite community
sewing a hem in your wifes dress.
CleyonThat one got me! LOL!
Braiding pubic hair....
tread-mHell get Ed to do it brother, he knows his shit!
Thanks for the reference nookah, I take it you like the French braid I hooked ya pony up wif.
tread-mI asked for the "willie Nelson", I got the the WN, whats not to luv! Lolol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbIEwIwYz-c
More manly than soccer..
CleyonThat wsa just unnecessary...
Cleyonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLeZ-NcjfkQ
More manly than soccer.
Getting a boob job...More manly than soccer
CleyonTo clarify, for a man.
tread-mButton polishing
Football is my favorite sport and it is much more manly but cmon u cant take nothin away from soccer guys
CleyonTrue, you can't take anything away from soccer guys... they have nothing left!
Lmao im over it u guys hurt my feelings already! LMAO
CleyonYou made it too easy massive!
Lol its kinda hard getting americans into soccer u know.lol.. but wheres all my latinos and euro ppl at theyll tell ya! Lol
Chelsea just won 4-2. Bayern won the day before. Whoop!
Barcelona is my team.. <3