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LOL. We were out to dinner the other night with some friends and my buddy shows this pic of himself with full six pack abs. I figure he is pretty lean but not six pack lean, I ask him "when the fuck was that?" LOL. He bullshits me for minute before laughing and saying he did on an App, Abtanium. He shows it to me and I was kind of shocked how good it works. So I bought the app and played with a few of my own pics, no shit, it works.

So that got me thinking about a few of the pics I have seen here in our own self shots that just didn't seem right. You guys know who you are too, so don't BS,lol. It will always be difficult for any of us to prove when someone is doing this but really tho, keep it real fellas.. Save the Abtanium pics for chicks you are trying to impress on Tinder or whatever it is you use.

Makwa's picture

Screw this dieting. I am just going to get the app and show the judges a picture of me.

iFit's picture

I made a thread about something similar a while back regarding applying filters to pictures to enhance definition and vascularity. Still seeing it done all the time.

Pale's picture

Your thread was the very first thing I thought of when I seen this. Truth lol

Catalyst's picture

I need that app. Someone stole my abs at Christmas and they are still MIA.

Pale's picture

That app may be the only way mine ever come out, lmao

The Impastable's picture

What's an ab?

Catalyst's picture

I've heard they can appear after doing lots of something called "cardio". Not quite sure what that is either, but I think it's considered a swear word in my gym.

The Impastable's picture

Cardio? I thought that was one of those metrosexual sweaters they wear nowadays

italian92101's picture

hope they come up with a calfanium!!!!

Pale's picture

I know that's right! Calves are nothing but frustration for me lol

Makwa's picture

The next app will be Bitanium. Got to have the biceps to go with the abs.

The Impastable's picture

Wait till the one for the dick comes out...

Ludwig's picture

Don't need it, cross my fingers for ya tho! Lol.
Just messing with ya!

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The Impastable's picture

Lmao, I've always wondered why those with supposedly large appendages had to go around boasting, ya know what I mean? But then you never heard the same from women they've been with ;)

Ludwig's picture

Lol. But she told me she loved me :-(

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The Impastable's picture

Ha! Abtanium... I can't even man...

Pale's picture

LMAO, I know it, right? It is hilarious, but honestly I am shocked how good it is.