+ 2 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A MOD
You know, people ask me all the time.."Hey Goth, what's it like being a MOD"??? "Hey Goth, how do you handle all the fame and fortune of being a MOD of the #1 steroid review site on the planet"?..."Hey Goth, could you possibly see fit to toss a few of your extra MOD-groupies my way"?
Well let me tell ya, being a MOD is not all fancy dinners, sex-crazed females throwing themselves at you, and more free oil than BP and Exxon put together.
It's tough; It's nasty; and sometimes it's a bitch having to sit down and answer 3, sometimes 4 PMs in a row. I've got a boss who demands perfection, and a contract with a big-time gear company that expects me to perform...and keep any bad reviews off their forum.
So I thought I would give you guys an inside look into a typical day here at Goth Central--the place where magic happens and big-ass bodies are built.
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6:00 A.M....Alarm goes off
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6:15 A.M....Alarm goes off again
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10:45 A.M...Alarm has gone off 38 times and Goth wakes up.
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11:30 A.M...Goth gets out of bed.
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12:15 P.M...Protein shake..2 hits of primo (weed--not 'bolan)
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1:00..P.m...Play Skyrim for a few hours.
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3:00 P.M....go on eroids...ban anyone who breathes wrong.
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5:00 P.M....Gear-semi arrives..usually takes 2 hours to unload--IF we have the forklift.
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7:00 P.M..... Naps (NOT another order you idiots---I take two naps to recharge)
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9:00 P.M. ...To the gym.... this includes photo-shoots, interviews and sometimes I even workout.
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9:15 P.M... Back to the safety of home and eroids.
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10:00 P.M...Dinner
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11:00 P.M.... crazy, mad, passionate, animal-Sex with grrrl.
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11:02 P.M.....Sleep.
So there you have it. A typical day as a MOD.
Don't hate the player just because you hate the game.
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PropheticWookieNot life but a fairy tale. I would like the same)))
HAHAHA LMFAO Not seen this one before ....
PropheticWookieThis is some rare shit.
RustyhookerThe late night chats on forum were gold
Was/is this guy actually Grrrrls partner then?
That’s what was claimed on both sides at the time.
lololololol man you are so funny
dansta123calling bullshit on the 2 minute over exaggerated downtime with grrl..you bust your nut just gettin the tip in...
Jtizzlewhat ya mean? Goth is ALL tip...
Can anyone say OVER achieving! Or better yet I have been looking for a job. Do you need an assistant. I can operate a forklift. Not the best at SKYRIM but a dangerous fucker on call of duty. And hell I dont mind sloppy seconds.
JtizzleGothic = winning
you said it man. Doing it right!
The ole 2 hitter quiter. One with grrl and one with some primo!!!
Haha always a pleasure readying your posts!
Jtizzlelol sounds like my day but with these changes:
a few 15-20min. masturbation sessions ( thinking of grrl goth and abnormal)
I only use the forklift for when I find a fat girl
I split my workouts into two 7.5minute sessions to keep my body guessing...
feels left out..... :0(
Jtizzlebro there is always room in the spank bank for more!
lol........that i never doubted!!!!
Grrrrrl gets it for 2 minuets. Lucky thing. I just need 10 seconds to convulse and grunt to please mine;)
"and a contract with a big-time gear company that expects me to perform...and keep any bad reviews off their forum."
Not being a smart ass, not in the slightest.. But wouldn't this make those reviews biased, or do you just mean the BS reviews that are obvious lab bashing??
WOW! you are new! b ((LOL))
Any review that keeps them from selling more bunk gear.
Hey, it's my job.
tread-m9 to the gym and 9.15 back home. Lmao muzst be no traffic around there at 9 huh!
When i grow up i wana be just like you goth, minus the planet fitness incidents of course.
bwahahaha damn, so thats why grrrl is creepin on my door step!!!!!