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A Condom For Cyber Space

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Alright Man-ginas.
If you haven't see this yet go check it out:

https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/james-bond-your-computer.

if you have no concern or worries of anything don't. You wont hurt my feelings.

A couple Steps and software free of course cause who pays for that stuff anymore. To protect your self even more.

Few things: Navigate your roid raged happy ass over to here:

https://www.piriform.com/ccleaner << Download the Free version

If your not frustrated from the high amount of test flowing through you to figure out how push the Free Download button and install it. and you may have put your head or fist through your monitor, Im sorry, take a computer class or something. I dont know what to tell you.

Next: (things might get a little more difficult here) Navigate your pip sideways leaning ass over here:

http://onhax.net/?s=ccleaner << scroll down and copy one of the codes labeled serials just one now not all of them.

How To Activate ?

Download And Install Software
Disconnect Ur Internet Connection (Important: Otherwise keys will not work)
Launch CCleaner
Go to Options->About And Click Upgrade To Pro Button
Enter Any Name And Serial Key Given Below
Click Register Button
Done!Enjoy Smile

K good: now if that vein in your forehead hasn't burst yet or your ears are fire engine red you are doing good.

Now for the fun stuff.

DNS Displaying if you want to see all the good shit of all the sites that you have seen or been on or who is looking such as them fucked up ADs that follow you every where. Like hey facebook how the fuck did you know i was looking at that giraffe man thong..wtf!?

Go to start:
type in the little search part at bottom : CMD

if done right that wonderful little black screen box will pop up to greet you with shit you have no idea about most likely.

Type in: ipconfig /displaydns <space after ipconfig
yup I know you did it you tried to copy and paste didnt work huh? TYPE IT or finger prick your keyboard for some of them older guys.

HIT Enter
If done right a list of sites will scroll down in front of you. Look at you granny gone wild...wtf!? thats some sick shit bro. hey what ever floats your boat i guess.

Next lets remove this shit.

Type in: ipconfig /flushdns <space after ipconfig

there you go should all be gone now.

Ok Next lets make this easier for you so you dont have to break any thing again.

Go to start
Find that fold that no one really goes in called Accessories and oped the program called Notepad

Now you can use copy and paste copy and paste ipconfig /flushdns

go to> file> save as
Name it :>>> DNSFLUSH.bat or something like KillThatShit.bat just make sure .bat is on the end.

Make sure its on your Desktop if thats where you want it or where ever you please.

Hit enter it will save

There now you have a quick button click it and it does it automatically for you no more broken shit trying to type with your pumped swollen fingers from throwing weights earlier that day.

Next back to that program you just stole off the inter net you fucking cheap asses.

Open that program up if its not already open after you activated it.

Left side cleaner part is high lighted.

go down the list and check everything up until the Advance shit thats not check leave that alone it will be fine. next do the same with the Applications tab makes sure everything is checked.

click Analyze let it do its thing
when its done click run cleaner

bam! cleaned that shit up

feeling safe yet?

Let make a quick button for that now,

same steps.

Go to start
Find that fold that no one really goes in called Accessories and oped the program called Notepad

Now you can use copy and paste copy and paste :

"C:\Program Files\CCleaner\CCleaner.exe" /AUTO
ipconfig /flushdns

go to> file> save as
Name it :>>> BrowserCleaner.bat or something like FuckYouHistory.bat just make sure .bat is on the end.

Make sure its on your Desktop if thats where you want it or where ever you please.

Hit enter it will save

There you go.

Some more help if you need it. ::
http://lifehacker.com/5395267/how-to-really-browse-without-leaving-a-trace

IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH FLASH PLAYER AFTER A CC SCAN JUST UNCHECK FLASH IN THE CC, MAY NEED TO UNINSTALL AND REINSTALL GOOGLE CHROME IF THATS WHAT YOU USE, IT SHOULD FIX IT IF IT DOESN'T PM ME ILL HELP YOU IF YOU DONT FEEL COMFY DOING THIS STUFF DONT**