posted Tue, 05/08/2012 - 11:48
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Reason 6,045,976 women kick a**
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When we have 10 minutes and a list of 25 things to do we get it done, all of it! Men don't have this ability, or they don't care enough to try to have this ability. Women just do it, all of it! Just one more reason why we kick a**! So, next time a man is stressing he has so much to do and can't do it all. Help him out, but just know in your head we do it cause we are good like that. Plus, then you don't have to listen to them whine later. It really ends up being a win-win for us.
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Um, wow that's. Called stereotyping. That's not true at all...it depends on the individual whether they are motivated or not it has nothing to do with their gender
Lol.... You took this way out of context. First it was an exaggeration, hence the numbers. Also, this post was written because my husband was stressing because he had a busy day just as I did and something else got put on his plate. Instead of him stressing I just did it for him. I was simply encouraging women to help their men out at times like this. It's called being a supportive wife. This post was supposed to be silly. My husband laughed about it and was thankful I'm always there to help him when he needs it. It sounds like you have things under control. You probably don't need help from your wife. To each his own. : ) I also never said he doesn't do lots of things for me as well. Like I said, I was encouraging women to help out there men when they need it because in the end it's worth it!
I'm 30 and I've noticed more and more woman just aren't built like thy used to be. My mother deals with and handles a tremendous amount of shit on a daily basis, my father is a lazy leaching loser I can't stand, that being said, in comparison betwseen my twin 5yo boys I have full custody off(because the mother=woman, sucks at life and isn't even allowed to see them anymore) I also have my 2yo princess with my girlfriend and I've been "dad" to her 5yo son before he could walk, she can barely make toast, nevermind watch 4 kids lol , shels good hearted but not supermom by any means . Just don't makem like they used to
sgtstedankoYeah yeah yeah. You grrls are so great. I swear, if you guys weren't so damn cute, & didn't have pretty little lady parts (ESPECIALLY ON CYCLE), we as men would absolutely not put up w/all the hassle of keeping y'all around.
Let's face it ladies, y'all need us, more than we need you... 24 year old Strippers will always love me, cause I make it rain! Besides young lady; cooking, cleaning, making dinner, cleaning up after me, washing the spot on my back, that I just can't seem to reach : (yada yada yada. Are hardly painting the house, fixing the broken step to the basement, properly diagnosing, & then fixing your car, killing spiders, & reading maps (So we actually arrive the proper destination, not the mall). I'll bid you adieu.
Beachbdygrl: If beauty and talent were a keg, I'd tap her at a party and share her with friends : )
When a man meets the woman he loves, everything changes. His heart races, his head spins. And suddenly, all the dozens and dozens of women he's sleeping with no longer matter. A few years ago, I found the woman I love, and I have put some of my feelings into this little poem:
Every man needs a woman, and I need you
To lift me when I am sad
To comfort me when I am down
To clean me when I am a drunk
To walk beside me when I want to look like I'm not gay
To walk in front of me when I need someone to act as a human windbreak
To kiss me when I'm horny
To massage when I am tense and/or horny
To make me horny when I'm not horny,
and then to watch me fall asleep.
I need you, darling,
to clean between my toes when they are not clean to my satisfaction.
To pick the nits out of my hair when I have head lice
To try milk for me when I am not sure of the expiration date.
To be there when I need you to be there
and to be out of town the rest of the time
My darling, although it may seem sentimental
I want to take this moment to tell you I love you;
because I don't want to lose half my stuff.
And even though you are far away across the ocean
I always have this to remind me."
[points to his ring finger, where he quickly notices no ring happens to be]
Sorry.
Good night, my love.
Disclaimer
I'm Just kidding ladies. I love all of you. Certain parts & certain grrls more than others. But thank you for all that you guys do, have done, & will continue doing for us, & preferably to us menfolk! The world is a better place because of y'all. True American Heroes... Keep up the hard work grrls... & in case i forget to log off. My girl is great. She's in charge of euthanizing the pets when they become decrepit. (I'm too much of a pussy) She honestly fixes EVERYTHING on my list when I'm gone (a lot). Or, she may have somebody I don't know about on the side : (
Anonwow sarge.. your grrrl is so lucky.. I remember when I left you on the roadside cuz I caught you chasing after barbie.. ;-)
sgtstedankoPlease for the love of the good dude upstairs, tell her that!
Seriously, I'm the lucky one. If she IS faithful to me while I'm gone (I truly think that she is. At least she acts like it, when I get home:) She honestly makes me a better man. W/out her, I'd be covered in filth & dog hair, living in a fort made of duct tape & empty pizza boxes; down by the river... Oh Wow grrl, I was just thinking about barbie, & how I miss her shenanigans : ) I'd almost forgotten, how BOTH Barb, & you grrl. Yes YOU grrl, Broke my wittle heart. Yeah, Gothics glistening wet just out of the shower On cycle bicep had nothing to do w/that decision, I'm sure : (
AnonI am quite certain that your grrrl knows how you feel about her.. and really if she makes sure you aren't covered in filth and dog hair living out of a fort with duck tape (yes I said duck tape) and pizza boxes, she is NOT cheating on you.. we grrrls don't put forth that much time and effort just to turn around and cheat..
last time I saw you before you walked out on me, you were in my lounge playing with panties...
AnonI disagree about the cheating. Experience tells me otherwise.
Anonyou can't allow your particular experience to pass judgment on others...
This is true. My mother once told me I couldn't make others pay for the mistakes of the ones that came before them. It's a good thing I listened, because I was able to see what an amazing partner I now I have. If you spend all your time waiting for someone to screw you over the way someone else did, you may overlook all the good that person is doing.
sgtstedankoAh... this hallmark card has been brought to you by pretty flowers, estrogen, big tex (his particular awesomeness) & anavar
AnonOh come on he's a squirrel how good could he possibly be....
Truthfully he is the most unselfish, generous, loving, compassionate person I've ever meet. He's also a realist, which I need at times. He works hard. He makes me laugh. He's the greatest dad I've ever seen, and he loves me more than anyone ever has or could. So, pretty damn great! When he first read this post he told me it was sweet.
AnonYou know what... I'm on tren don't say things like that you're going to make me tear up :'(
When I copyright this and sell it to hallmark.... I'm keeping the profits.
AnonYou're right. My arse is still sore though.
sgtstedankoDP. Bowchickawowwow :/ ! (No Homo, unless both chicks are hot)
lol AMEN SISTER!
That sounds great to me. Does this mean I can leave even more for the girlfriend to do. This sounds great cause I won't mind giving her a pat on the back for it later on and expressing how better she is at it cause she can cope better than me. You are right you's are so much better than us well done
No, this does not mean you can be a selfish jerk and pretend you're not. We are also great on picking up on BS. So, if you want to take advantage it's not going to work. You should go buy your girlfriend flowers for even thinking about playing games.
AnonI'll buy you flowers if you just change your avi.....
That avi is hilarious! Nothing wrong with bones and silicone! Lol.... Good thing I have a husband to buy me flowers. He also loves my sense of humor and my disturbing avi.
TxBigBoywhat can I say...I love big titties!
sgtstedankoTitties make me happy! I swear to God. If all the grrls would just put em on the glass already! The world would be a much more peaceful place
56tooGood to know bbg. Now if the situation presents itself I can just refer to your post as my excuse to not even try to get it done. Thanks:=)
I will have to agree with you on the list on 25 things to do in 10 minutes my wife is a great example, she is a stay at home mom and I'm not capable of doing half the stuff she does in a days work at home lol
AnonThat's because we're lazy lol