Here's my two cents... Let it go.

As hard as it would be for my vengeful Italian nature to do it...Let it go and distance yourself from both of them.

I know you'd like to go and fuck him up, but just think of the byline in the paper a few days later, "Police investigating steroid tie-in to beating on the West Side." It's bad enough that they could both blow you in, knowing that you have a stash, and probable even knowing where it is in your house.
I don't see any positives coming from a confrontation. Leave them behind and move on, and let karma take care of it. If, as you said, this dude knows nothing about use (pinning, ai, pct etc) karma will be sweet.

Make them pay ($)

Or

Make them pay! %)

And remove all your stuff and learn that you can't leave valuables at other peoples houses ...no matter how down they are with you; eventually they can't help but take some advantage with your goods!

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Well her friend apprently he's all into getting big and shit decides to just take my test bottles and start a cycle like wtf....... So what do I do lmao,

Honestly by your own words she is the one who gave this guy your gear....I would say the blame falls solely on her. Besides this guy doesn't owe you loyalty but she if she is your friend does. My advice find a new person who you trust to hold on to your stuff.

Give him a high dose dbol and tren e and deca so he yas some tits to remember you by.

This sounds like the kind of puss who will get himself sick and then an army of douchebag relatives will be on the warpath on his behalf for whoever was the source of the drugs. I'd confront him and recover them so he doesnt harm himself and blame you.

He'll no... Dude is asking to be stomped. He is saying "hey Chaz would you please take ur fist and punch it through my skull". That shit wouldn't fly with me bro. That's why you don't trust anyone to hold ur gear. My stash is $1000's deep, that means take my gear and they will be using dental records to identify you. Good luck bro

you should have banged her, she probably wouldnt have let anybody touch your stuff!

hopefully he gets gyno hahaha, but manbearpig is right, he either pays or he pays by receiving an ass beating period.

tell him what he owes you. if he doesnt pay, beat the shit out of him. dont let him make a joke of you by straight up using your shit in front of you like that. he may think its funny to decide on a whim to grab someones juice and just start using it. i suggest you charge him, and scare the shit out of him. if you dont, you wont be taken seriously by him or your friend.

sounds like it might be time to break some legs?? or at least some fingers .. theft is theft

Honestly bro it would be ass beating time. That's bs no matter where your from!!! Your lady friend should have never let anyone know that she had it. I can think of ten spots to hide my gear where nobody would ever look in my own place. Lesson learned i guess. That pisses me off. I'm sorry that happened to you

Fuck trying to educate some slimy piece of shit thief. He obviously has done no research, and sounds like one of those whiny fucks that thinks a little oil will make you HYOOOOGE. He is the guy that doesn't understand diet and hard work. I also think if she let him take it, they're probably bangin. That's 3 strikes in my book. Beat your money out of him or just let it slide knowing he will fuck himself up. As for her, test guides my decisions, so keep her around to screw but never trust her with anything of value, whether its gear or emotions. She has shown she isn't trustworthy and is only good for what's warm and wet between her legs.

Ever heard the expression i'll beat you like you stole somethin". Well I'm not saying you should go drop the kid but it would have to be addressed for sure. I wouldn't be able to just let it slide. For starters, she's a shitty friend and I wouldn't trust her. If she gave up your shit like that without a second thought, who knows what else she would do. As for him, approach him. Approach them both. Tell him how stupid he is for even attempting it without educating himself first and then I guess you should make him pay for the bottle and help him do it right since he's already started. I might have to do a head faint and cock my hand back just to make him flinch tho. Just for G.P!

My advice - hook up with the girl again, always makes things better. Keep your distance from that guy - if he fucks things up, you don't want nothing to do with that.

Let him run that shit and fuck himself up. Leave a bottle of Tren E over there. That should do it. I hate thieves.

dont even gotta ask if someone took my shit and I know who it was. Wouldn't be in their best interest....

Well if he doesn't know how to properly cycle with an AI I'm sure he probably will fuck hiself up possibly for life or get an infection.