posted Mon, 04/06/2020 - 07:37
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Has anyone seen or does anyone know of domestic shippers that offer stealth packaging? I have done quite a bit of browsing and have not seen it offered.
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As far as domestic goes, as long as reviews, discussions in SI page, etc indicate orders are being consistently delivered successfully I consider a safe bet that the packaging is stealth enough.
I've only gotten stealth from international srcs. Problem is with it being stealth it is not labeled.
So it is taking a change of getting the right product being sent.
I got a stealth anavar and to this day not sure if it was anavar. Was suppose to be 10 mg anavar. The second day just sitting I was getting severe neck and body pumps.
So I am not sure if I was taking 50 mgs of var a day or 350 mgs. They also had 50 mg stealth. Or it could have been dbol, adol, SD..,dont know. Whatever it was it was strong.
AnonThe only domestic stealth shipping I've heard of is only available inbound to a prison, and it's highly unsanitary. The success rate is rather high..
I'm amazed people manage to still get stuff in that way - is it even possible when officers give a full strip search and have a good look? Lol
Yes.
Guards also bring in it. They do it for a bunch of reasons.., money, inmate is family/friend/gang related , inmate threaten the guard or their family. Anything sold in jail is marked up 50 to 100 % what it would coast on the street.
That doesn't count what the commissary sells,...... 25 cent ramen noodles on the street, = $1.29 thru the commissary, that is a 400+% markup, but they are the only game inside.
I can't begin to imagine what it must be like having to live on that kind of stuff when you really want something satisfying and protein based, must be worse than the sentence itself!
TronBro, I was in prison for 18 FLAT..... I worked as a bartender and would stay after hours and drink with some of the cocktail waitresses... Well, one night a group of Hells Angels bikers showed up..8 of them.... they came through the door and I knew it was going to be trouble right from the start..Since I was the bartender and the Guy that owned the place had already went home I was in charge which meant that I was the lucky fucker to have to tell these guys to leave... So... I said in a cool calm and collect voice.. Hey, fellas.. sorry the bar is closed..I'm about to lock up and leave..It's just employees in here right now... Then one of the guys...dude was probably about 220-230.. looked like he spent several years in the pen pumping Iron...Hell, all of the guys were big solid looking motherfuckers... This guy said to me "Doesn't look like you're closed to me... And what do you mean it's only employees in here?? WE ... are in here now.. and WE... ain't employees..or did ya just now hire us??" followed by a bunch of annoyingly fake laughs by the whole gang... "bahahahahahaha"......So I looked at him and kind of fake laughed along with them... and then I said.. good joke man... but now it's time to leave.. come back tomorrow and I'll be sure each of you gets a beer on ME.... "We aint going nowhere boy.. If you want us to leave..you're gonna have to MAKE us leave bhahahahah" ..... So I slowly stood up...Took one long drink guzzling the rest of my beer down...put the bottle on the counter...looked at the took cocktail waitresses ...they had fear in their eyes. "were scared, Tron.. what are we gonna do?" .. I could see fear in their eyes.. I felt bad for them.... but I felt worse for the bikers that just made the biggest mistake of their soon to be short lived lives.....I said.."Ladies..wait here..I'll be back in 5 minutes...So I walked over to the leader..He had an eye patch on...He blew smoke in my face from his giant cigar and said "whatcha gonna do BOY"? But before he could get the "Y" out in the word "boy" I grabbed the cigar out of his hand flipped it around with the burning side facing him and shoved it into his good eye as hard as I could..PUSHED it and twisted it in his eye making a sizzling sound while he let out the highest pitched scream I never thought a man would be capable of doing..Two of the other guys rushed me... One coming from the left..the other from the right.... I jumped up in the air and did a jumping split kick hitting both of them simultaneously in the throat crushing their larynx instantly...They dropped straight backwards to the floor making horrific gurgling sounds as blood gushed out of their mouths.. I saw one guy was running out the door trying to make an escape.... I ran over to the pool table and picked up a pool ball and threw it as hard as I could at him....It connected with the back of his head popping one of his eyeballs out of his skull that flew across the room and made a bullseye on the dart board... the other flew across the room and hit the jukebox .. right as it did I hear a whole shit ton of motorcycles revving their engines pulling up outside.. ..... guys... their were about five hundred of them.... they all came into the bar and I was surrounded.. The jukebox had came on when the eyeball hit it..all the sudden the song came on by Drowning Pool.. "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies ..hit ..the... FLOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!" What occurred that night would of went on to be called "The Midnight Massacre" I've written several books about it during my incarceration and A movie is now in the works in Hollywood..My character is going to be played by The Rock. You guys will have to read the books or see the movie to get all the gritty details of what exactly happened during that massacre... And the sex I had with the Cocktail waitresses was such a legendary fuck session.. "as told by the cocktail waitresses" It has indeed become a legendary fuck...a fuck session so great that the women all had to relearn how to walk and sit... A couple famous porn directors teamed up with big time hollywood movie directors Martin Scorcese and M Night Shamylan to try and recreate the scene...but even with all the CGI and advanced special effects they could only really brush the surface and give you a very small idea of how amazing the fuck session I laid down on those poor girls... but anyways.. all that is true.....What was this post about again? what ... where... how did we get here? Oh YEAH! I was going to say I can make some good food out of Ramen noodles and a few other basic prison food items....
Ok...ok.... i may have fabricated SOME of the story... Just all the parts of it... like it was 18 MONTHs..not 18 YEARs... and it was for a DUI... not a massacre of 500 Hells angels... and there was never any sex.. EVER..... Alright... back to being quarantined ... later fellas... But I really can make good food out of Ramen...That's the only part that's true.... Alright..I lied about that to... I can't make shit out of Ramen noodles.. I can't even make those right... My life is a sad..sad...world..
Let me be the first to say,......... +2
Well the portions they serve are so small that you tend to be hungrier after you eat than before you eat.
Portions do tend to trend smaller the closer you get to commissary day. Then they sell 3 chocolate chip cookies in a bag for $5, if you have money left on your account.
AnonIt is amazing..and definitely possible, when I was incarcerated they did strip searches, but they just had you bend over and spread em..yeah. I'd hate to be that guard, stare at that all day...jeez
You should really come to America press, maybe commit a few felonies? Just see where the weekend takes us bro!
Kidding...my record is spotless now. I'm pretty sure at least...
Someone called.
Yea back in the day it was squat and cough now bend at the waist and spread em so they can get a really good look.....butt still possible.
Oh man the one time it happened to me when they lifted it up and checked the gooch it tickled so bad (no homo) and couldn’t stop laughing. Definitely ruined that guys day. Just the look on his face he was beyond upset lmao
AnonDamn bro, they lifted your sack for you!? Now that's dedication, I had to lift my own..like some sort of peasant. Had to spread my own cheeks too. Rediculous, I didn't get locked up to work, you know? Like, do your fking job and lift my sack guard! Fkin lazy.
He must’ve been the new guy and they were hazing him. Like hahaha no no we make them do that themselves homo lol. Either that or I got ViP treatment
Tbone I know my limits, and prison especially an American hard ass one is way beyond my mental toughness Lol I'd last about 5 minutes before becoming someone's Bitch no doubt Lol Jesus UK ones scare the crap out of me let alone the ones you guys have over there! Tough workouts and harsh gear I can handle but Jail no waaaayy.
Before the bend and spread your butt checks and cough there is the nice lift you nut sack.
I’ve never had a package snagged in all these years so it’s not something I’ve ever been concerned with. They have task force to go after heroin, cocaine, methamphetamine and don’t waste their time on gear.
As far as looking for a full proof method not to get caught. It’s impossible when you’re ordering illegal drugs from an illegal source. Either man up and risk it or don’t play the game.
Never, man you have found some great sources obviously and does that include any say international orders that travel the either US or EU customs. I'm very impressed as I fear these customs professionals...I was told however by some bioscience graduates from FUCKEM UNIVERSITY who stated that if a pack gets seized just be at a lost get a reship and watch out for a controlled delivery
RustyhookerHes looking to pay extra fir that bacconnator, fries and coke
I’ll send him my PayPal
RustyhookerThere ya go! Very helpfull!
Lol
The Ohio Customs Service has yet to intercept any of my inbound packages.
Why you ask??? Because Ohio doesn't have a Customs service.
ETA: I may or may not live within 1000 miles of Ohio. (Only BFG, Greg and maybe Pale know.)
TronBro.. Listen.. you are about to go down a rabbit hole you don't want to go down.. cause once you go down theres no way up. Alice in Wonderland, The Matrix, and Pee Wee's big adventure all wrapped in one baby.. I'm telling you.. Stop looking for them..They will find you...That is... IF ...they really do exist....
and also..suck my balls
Ha!! Love it
Get a PO Box bro! Send it to your hoes house. Mail it to grandmas house..or if you don’t have a grandma, date a grandma and send it to her house.
Your a grown ass adult act like it!
I have made so many orders and never had an issue. Your making crap up in your head, and believing it. I don’t give out many negs .. but I feel the need to tonight!
If any domestic suppliers read this, I'd pay an arm and a leg extra for stealth packaging. Jussayin. Easier to conceal from other members of one's household, a safeguard against the improbable scenario where the package gets mislabeled and/or misdelivered to the wrong address and someone else opens it--there are a number of practical scenarios that would make it worth paying more for the extra peace of mind. To me.
just order domestic dickhead
TronOMG... Dude... I cant even begin to imagine what kind of HELL it would be like doing cocaine with you...The paranoia would give me and you a heart attack.
Haha he'd be holding the blinds open with the pipe too scared to pass it.
RustyhookerBacconnator. Go do your own research!!
Or kid. One or the other
RustyhookerSeems to be really trying to dig up some top secret sauce. Maybe mcdonalds secret sauce? Lol
Well in that case, just hit isle three and look for the bottle that says “thousand island salad dressing” lmao
RustyhookerDude! You just ruined the secret of secret sauce.....
Next it will be santa and the energizer bunny
Lmao... I really am the worst sometimes. Don’t tell the kids.
RustyhookerHahaha!!! High five bro
Relentless458Not that I know of at the moment bro. USdom normally lands without any hassle so no need for stealth.
Thanks for the reply! Yeah, I'd like to have that added measure of extra foolproof security, but what you said makes sense.
I didn't name, nor did I directly solicit the name, of any specific source. I am simply asking if anyone knows of the active existence of this concept. Let me rephrase: Does anyone have the practical, specific knowledge that domestic stealth shippers either do or do not currently exist?
There is your answer .
Because during the time you were reading the rules . You seem to have skipped the part about source talk in open forum.