Damm, what are you on bro?
So today I stopped by the local supplement shop to pick up some BCAA. I had just finished an awesome shoulder workout, and was super pumped up. They guy at the supp shop has known me for a few years and we are on a friendly basis. Anyway , I had not been to the shop since I started my first cycle (test e 500mg/wk and dbol 40mg/day) Before my cycle started I was 230lbs & 12%BF. I'm currently at 242lbs, and my diet has been very clean so gains seem to be pretty dry and hard. Also adex .5 E2day.
So the first thing the guy at the store says when I walked in was "Damm! What are you on bro?" I felt fucking great! Of course i told him that I'm just eating tons if lean protien 
Just wanted to share this good feeling with everyone.
What was the first time you got a comment like that? How did you feel? Did you play dumb as I did or admit to being on something ?
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Had a buddy that hadn't seen me in about two months last week when I walked in the gym say "goddamm, you get out of the military and start taking the good shit or what??" Told him with a smirk that I had no idea what he was talking about...that felt pretty good
MultipurposeI hadn't seen one of my good friends and his girl in a while and saw them yesterday, first comment was "look at his fucking arms" second comment was "are you on steroids". Just gave a straight no. And I agree, it is a good feeling, lets you know all the hard work is paying off.
Guy at work came up to me making a gesture like he was sticking himself in the ass and asked me" hey can I get some steroids man?" I told him...you don't need steroids dude, you need slim fast you fat fuck. Look on his face was priceless.
lmao.. this is epic
I cycle horse meat?
AnonI generally tell people I re-inject my own sperm/semen so my levels never go down.. hahahahahahha the simplistic minds of people ;)
Get your carbs right and magic happens is what I say. It is true I mean I'm eating a shit ton of carbs early on in the day.
AnonI don't have to play dumb it comes naturally for me.
Wait play dumb to what? Huh..? ;)
OE2000you and me both brother!
Anonso you can say "huh" pretty good then ...
My mom cooked me eggs and said "wow sweetie youre getting so big, your NO-Xplode is working!"
I panicked, spit my OJ out and jumped out of my chair real quick and responded "uhm yea its really kicking in....the NO-Xplode.....whatever youre thinking, im not taking steroids, so you can just drop it right now."
At this point the school bus was honking so I walked towards the door, my face red with embarrassment and the thought that mom was on to me..she stared at me with a weird look on her face as I walked out the door.
The worst part was later that day when I was riding my bike, my mom was outside watering the garden and she wouldnt stop watching me, she was afraid i would get hit by a car or something...So i get super mad and I have my first steroid rage- I ride my bike full speed towards my mom, she sees me coming and at the last possible second avoids a head on collision by diving into the bushes, at this point I turn my head around and scream out "catchya later Beta!!" and speed off into the sunset.
"My mom cooked me eggs and said "wow sweetie youre getting so big, your NO-Xplode is working!" LOLOLOLOL
Too Fuckn funny man!!! Hhaa hhhaaa hhaa! !!
I always tell the guys at GNC that I'm on gear, and that I get twice the results for half the cost as the bullshit scam products they sell. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I went into GNC to get some c4 extreme. The guy at the counter asked me if I was taking anything else so I told him "yeah, Test". He then asked what kind of test booster I was using, I said "this new stuff called enanthate 250 it works super well, I'm shocked you don't carry it".
AnonGNC is still around?
I only get my daily vitamins and muscle juice tubs when I'm bulking from gnc, all that other garbage is left for the dumbass yuppies that you sell poodle shit to and tell em its a good test booster. "Wow, 5 servings is only $85.00, I'll take three"
unfortunately yes...GNC is a bigger scammer than any steroid dealer could ever be.