How to look ridiculous
Sometimes you have to see the funny side of things.
Had a minor collision in my car last week. Nothing major, probably £300 worth of damage to my Range Rover that some tit caused turning right from a left hand lane. Did the necessary stuff, ring the insurer etc. Repairer turns up at my office at 11.30am to collect my car, all good, should be back by end of the week. Then the rental car company turns up with my hire car. The delivery guys says "sorry". "What for mate?" He goes quiet. He then escorts me to my hire vehicle to show me how it works etc. I, of course, don't need instructions, I'm male.
I get out to the car park to be greeted by the smallest car you've ever seen in your life, a Toyota of some description. Clearly not designed for a 6ft 280lb man to get in. "Sorry" he said again. Now I understand........
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Lmmfao! Basically driving a damn helmet!
AnonI can't get in that car
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Sorry - Should have read "someone with a (considerably) below average IQ"
More importantly you're just hiding the fact that I'm now even more irresistible than even in my new wheels....... It's ok to admit it, Goth will understand.
well.. you do know that the wheels make the man ;-)
If that's true it doesn't look good for me ;)
I didn't say which wheels ;-)
It's British slang for dumbass.
I got the slang .. I guess it was the reference I was questioning ..
AnonI wish I had that problem... to be 6 feet and 280lbs swole haha poor you! I gotta work harder
Thought that was you.
Sick kicks bruh....
I'm crackin up over here. A buddy about your size had the same thing happen. Except they gave him a Prius. He decided to just have fun with it and would pull up at the gas station blasting heavy metal to top it off
This thing is about 60% of the size of a Prius. Even Rusty is too big for this car
Nice burn.
Like napalm. .lol. ....sorry rusty had to laugh at this one
Now you know how Spam must feel.
HA! Good one Cat, this made me laugh. I can't figure how you manage to fit into that thing. Me and mine currently have a civic, and I struggle getting comfortable in that thing... my condolences to you for that hot wheels car. Must be a chick magnet no?
It's about 5 degrees C here and I've got the window down just so I don't have to lean at 60 degrees to get my shoulder inside.
I'll be fighting the chicks off with a shitty stick in this mean machine
Small cars big guys lol. I used to have a camara for ten years and I look back and have no idea how I did it
One of these bad boys.
Man when me and the wife 1st got together she had a little Honda civic that I would drive occasionally. Felt like I was in a tuna can with wheels...lol....hated that car.
Damn so uncomfortable.. Those cars were meant for teenage and small women drivers lmao..
Hahahaaa i just laughed out loud. Sorry bro but that was too funny. Sucks your range got cracked up but then they bring you a fucking toaster to drive. I guess if it breaks down you could pick it up and carry it.
Mate - I wish you could see me right now. I look like such a twat even I'm laughing at myself.
Great on gas those Toyotas but you might have a heavy gas pedal foot