posted Sun, 07/05/2026 - 22:40
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+ 4 My girl is going to be mad at me tomorrow
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She had me put up a bunch of picture frames in a collage last year, no big deal. A month ago I was bored so I replaced a few of them with sexy pinup girl type pics of her I made with ai because first, I like them and second, I wanted to see how long before she noticed. Tom her only 2 days to notice, but she didn't really give me shit until today about fixing it.
She's not going to like the new pics any better. We don't really ever get company so not like other people will see them.
So did I do right??
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Still funny af
Totally agree, but at the same time I see more what my issue was. I've been in the cut stack 150 blend, first time using it and my libido is just fucking nuts and for womanly reasons she was not able to help me with that so my mind just went over the edge. I still think it's funny and I really wish she had seen it before her mother because them she would have called me an idiot and laughed and made me take them down.
Once our sex life started up again my brain really calmed down back towards normal. Not 100% because lately I'm very much into pics of her prior to losing some weight. For info we both lost weight over the past 2 years, a lot for me, but not nearly as much for her because she didn't need to. But still I'm finding some pics from when her thighs were thicker and goddamn they drive me nuts. Like fucking catnip right now.
Only about 3 weeks left on this cycle and I'm seeing nice results and not many side effects other then the bs in this post and some increased road rage. Overall a success
@shredski @HogCranker3000 @Milfpounder @TeaBody
Ok boys I have an update and I'm both in trouble and it was hilarious (to me at least). I'm at the gym yesterday and I ask her if she wants anything from the store on the way home. She replies yes, but hold on. Then 2 minutes later I get a text saying "I'm going to kill you". Remember I mentioned we almost never get people over to the house. Well her mother lives next door, but even with that she hasn't been over for months. Apparently yesterday she had a bag of home grown produce to drop off. Then they're in the living room talking and my girl looks over and sees the pics, but tried very hard to not react or anything. I guess then her mother kind of squinted her eyes and then actually put her glasses on to look at the bj pic closer. My girl jumps up and rips them off the wall and makes a comment that I just liking messing with AI to make weird pictures. I guess her mother's reply was something like "well it looks like a pic of you giving him head".
She left right after that which is when I started getting more texts from her. I told her it was a joke and how was I supposed to know we would randomly get a visitor for the first time in months. That did not get me out of the doghouse. I did ask her to be honest and tell me if she would have found it funny if she had been the one to notice it and not her mom and she mostly agreed yes.
I did have to promise to not do that again and I even got to sleep in the bed last night instead of on the couch. So overall it turned out funny to me, a little embarrassing to her, but no permanent damage. So a success in my book
Don't be sure about the "no harm no foul".
You disrespect her and demonstrated a lack of judgment and destroyed her ability to trust you.
Doesn't matter what the intent. This is going to linger and taint your relationship.
Try this. Give her compromising pictures of you and @Milfpounder. tell her that you now understand the gravity of your betrayal and that you are putting total trust in her hands and completely realize how you failed her.
Dude you fucked with some deep psychology here.
Haha Ive been trying to steer clear of this post - too weird even for me.
But yes I guess if @Greg thinks me and @Jahbabble doing even weirder shit would make this better, then I'm all about helping the team.
In my experience, NOT intentionally doing things to embarrass women/gf/wife/whatever results in a net gain in pussy. They don't like that for some reason..
Yeah you're both right. I was not thinking correctly the night I did that. More evidence that I need to go to bed earlier because when left alone to my own thoughts late at night, shit like this seems perfectly fine
That's sooo funny bro lmfaooooo
Her putting her glasses on to see the bj pic is peak.
Lmfao that’s pretty epic. Your mother in law saiying “that looks like you giving him head” damn near killed me hahaha
Yeah I think it's best I heard that over text instead of in person because I started laughing and that would have pissed her off more at the time
The mil is cool, she doesn't actually come over much because she's very respectful of our privacy which I appreciate. It was definitely a worry when she first moved in
Awwww sick!! Your wife is pretty fucking cool.
I have to know, is the bj pic actually a pic of your wife giving you head?
“Be a lot cooler if you did”
Matthew McConaughey
‘Dazed and Confused’,
Hahahah nice story bro
Yeah it's totally a pic I took at some point and chose it because she's looking at the camera and her face is pretty clear. As far as I'm concerned it was all totally worth it
Hahahahaha!!!
Can u have a visitor this Mast tells me I need to crank one out on your mantel
No, she's very OCD about the house which is why we almost never have visitors and I'm not worried about a random person walking in and seeing these pictures..
Which means before you get here I turn off the cameras. Is it the mast making you horny? Because I have that in my cut blend too I've never taken it before. I figured it was the tren that was making my dick sore because I touch it too much
Lmao mast drives my libido up big time Tren makes my impulsive behavior and sexual aggression on another level add them all together I’m banging hookers in my babies room while everyone’s out grocery shopping…. No bueno lol
Yeah so it's probably both contributing and of course it's that time of the month for my girl. Which is funny cuz I think because of the attitude the train gives me I'm not even walking in the bathroom and handle my business, I'll just lay there next to her. Whichever chemical it was they just put a fucking thoughts in my head. Now I do feel pretty fucking good so I'll take that I guess
Bro we must be twinnums bc this is 100% the type shit that i pull. You are mad funny
The pictures should make me take down were a very sexy classy type pin-up photo (like the one attached but with her face) and essentially a drawing of a her being sexy drinking a glass of bourbon on the cover of a bourbon magazine. Either those I would have left up if company had come over there's nothing wrong with them
yeah that's pretty much PG. Hang one on the wall of her lying naked on a large silver platter surrounded by potatoes, carrots and other garnishments with her holding an apple in her mouth. It's hot and so much fun to explain to guests lol
JAHBLESS
Well God damn it, I guess I'm going to be fucking around with AI tonight. That sounds fucking awesome.
I may have to do one of myself as well with the classic Burt Reynolds on the bear skin rug theme
lolol broooo i'm dead, will need an update on this
Why is your house decorated like youre 70 years old?
If it was up to me the house would have nothiing on the walls except a tv.. I am obviously not allowed to help choose decorations because we've all seen what I would do.
The funny thing is she's like 13 years younger than me so while I'm definitely an oldie l, she's still fairly Young
Love the vibes. Feel like I could come over and eat some Salisbury steak and watch Jefferson's reruns.
And then marvel at the photos of ur wife blowing you on the walls.
You're welcome anytime brother.
It's actually a very small cottage so I have a 65 inch TV that swings on an arm that swings 90° from the wall but where the couch is only 6 ft away so it looks way too big. Great for playing video games and watching movie
Mate I bought a 65 about 3 years ago now and it looked FUCKIN HUGE at the time - wayyyy too big for my lounge and I was considering taking it back and getting a smaller one LOL Someone on here persuaded me to keep it and said I'd get use to it. I was in the TV shop yesterday and now was looking at 77" ones thinking yeah baby, thats what size I need as mine is clearly too small now LMAO We always want Bigger and Better no matter what ya have ......
Deep down inside of every brit, there's an American waiting to come out and buy a massive TV.
Dude… you are fucking RETARDED
hahaha keep us updated, I wanna know how this plays out hahaha
I have literally no argument against that comment
Will definitely update back
I appreciate the honesty hahaha
This is what we all should be doing, if your girl cant take a joke then weve all got more problems than we ever imagined
Lmao!!!
LOL, So what’s in your current cycle?
Seriously though, maybe you have a chance of her being flattered if it’s tasteful sexy pics of just her. Meat in her mouth? That’s the one that’ll make her mad!
Also adding that both of the pics made me take down were both sexy and demure. Like these but with her face
It's probably because she's on her cycle, but I guess in the end that's just going to make it much worse for me
Unfortunately about a week ago I added in a cut stack blend and it is fully getting to me. Anger is mostly under control unless I'm driving, but my libido is now a driving force in my life so apparently I help that by staying home and printing out pics of my girl
Mate you have wayyy too much time on your hands
Agreed, but I mostly do this at night. I need an hour of two of me time after she goes to bed. Mind you she could have not talked to me or aleeady been laying down for awhile, but it's like it doesn't count as me time until the bedroom door shuts
So where are you from, England? My girl actually grew up in London
Here you go Darling - 'I decided to make you look Sexier!!!! LMFAO Most women would have gone fuckin nuts at that pal and not spoken to you for 3 days hahaha
I live at Mi6 Headquarters mate - with a Licence to Sodomise Milkshakes .....
lololol