posted Mon, 06/22/2026 - 11:08
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I’m not your buddy guy
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How do you handle it when someone smaller and younger than you decides to call you buddy or pal in a patronizing manner?
While it's normally water off a duck's back, I am pretty juiced up right now. I had a guy say, "Have a good day, buddy." His wife was right next to him, and I'm pretty sure she was eyeing me, so I'm sure it made him feel big.
I had to humble myself because I was at work, and I simply told him, "Have a good day." But is there a clever response to this that won't get you in trouble lol?
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I fuck his girl friend
And his dad
fuckin dead! but can't say thats a bad idea hahaha Afterwards be sure to call him lil homie
Quiet Ngas kill. If youre bout it bout it, you dont have to say shit. I just walk around...ive got a natural resting bitch face so I try to make up for it by being friendly. But if someone isnt on my vibe... fck em. I dont even allow that negative shit to get in my head. If somebody has to son me to make themselves feel like a man, im usually not even paying attention. My mind is in my own world. If we gotta throw hands im ready but otherwise I could give a fck whats going on in someone else life.
With that being said... with all the cameras out there today... ugh... it sucks... if you get caught in 4k getting Sonned, your life can be over in a heartbeat, these days. Going viral.
Regardless, I think taking the high road, being humble, eating humble pie if you gotta, that shit can save your life these days. Its not worth your job. Its not worth your energy. Its not worth the steam off your piss man. Fuck anybody thats trying to bring you down. Hurt ppl, hurt ppl.
“Lil fella” even if he’s bigger than you. It’s hilarious to see someone stroke out over it.
Hit ‘em with the ole, “you too, Sport”.
Wait until a guy at Home Depot hits you with ‘boss.’
I personally like “thanks, nephew.” And “take care, kiddo.”
Boss bothers me. I don’t know that you can ever say that in a non patronizing way unless you’re fucking with your boss.
Unless it’s in Spanish.
“Boss” feels suspicious and patronizing.
“Jefe” or “cabrón” means this guy knows exactly where the weird bolt I need is.
The same way you would if they were bigger then you.
I'll take buddy over bud.
Call him a princess or cutie…. Tends to piss people off.