+ 5 Count your fucking days..
I’m coming after you mother fucker. @Teeeethreee gives bad advice and I’m fighting for my life because of him.
Dawg tells me grow a pair and trim my chest and stomach. So I look leaner while I diet down. I look at myself and think yeah.. He’s right, I have enough chest hair and stomach hair I could sell wigs for a living.
So, there I was.. Clippers in hand and I just go to town in the shower, pretending I’m mowing my damn lawn. This way, that way, up ways, down ways. Rinse off and check my work. MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE HAIR PATCHES AND MISSED SOME! So I spend 3-5 more business days fixing it all. Feeling accomplished I get out and before I even could admire my fat fucking ass, I dry off and START TO ITCH.
I’m all red and itchy, all while now my stomach and hair is exposed to the thing we call the sun. My chest looks so pale I could go as myself for Halloweens fav ghost.
Count your days @Teeeethreee I hope you stub your fucking toe while I have you bent over.
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Hahahaha....hilarious! Upkeep is forever
Nair
Jrihard89What did you just call me?!
Don’t act like you don’t like it just because we’re no longer behind closed doors…
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- 05/02/2026 - 11:08
In a promo × 1 PermalinkJrihard89Real informative dork
My brain just wants to lift and fuck
Jrihard89Damnit I’m in
I smell a pussy! In the future how about you shave with the grain of your hairs and not against it. Another option is to use Veet, it's like nair but does not burn and it will make you nice and smooth.
I shave everything and I do not have any issues with what you mention but I also dont shave against the grains of my hair.
Jrihard89I will grape you
I’m going to act like I didn’t see any of this for now.
you can use depilatory cream
Still waiting for the full body pic, but he sent me this
hahahaha
Remember Austin Powers? Thats how my chest AND back is if i dont shave it on a regular basis. Shit is ridiculous.
ahaha I'm in the same boat although less itchy more getting my clothes stuck to me which then leads to itchiness. shaved for the first time in 5 years on Wednesday, would not recommend.
This is @Teeeethreee. Gotta watch his ass.
Is that Gavin newsom?
Nailed it lol
Dude lmao perfect
I literally just spent an hour shaving. I got a boner when I looked in the mirror. You're crazy.
I use a lawnmower type thing, have naired before too ala @Petecastiglione and then I go stand in the tanner til I'm crisp.
Get with it
Holy shit you are exactly like me. I shave and I use Veet, it's like nair but doesn't burn, and I go tanning every week.
Samesies. The key is to let the hair grow out for at least 2 weeks or more before trimming again closer shave the longer the hair is when cutting
Haha yeah I let it get pretty wild sometimes to where it's a big shock when I'm bare. Being tan as hell helps tho
Fuck the clippers bro… use ‘Nair’. It might be cancerous but it’s a small sacrifice for the smoothness of a baby.
See I asked my wife if she wanted me to use Nair so my abs popped more and she said No she liked my hair. I then explained well it’d also be for the bros too and she rolled her eyes and went back to reading her novel about werewolves and vampires fucking, or something of that nature.
I will take care of you when your wife is sick of you, I want to rub and feel those abs! If you use Veet it doesn't burn its like nair.
Promise? Come rub it on my back for me?
Deal and I will give you a protein shot while I am at it
Yea.. my woman says the same. Secretly they want us to be flawed and ugly so no other chick takes us from them. I nair m my body but can’t get my hairy back, she refuses to Nair my back becuaee she thinks “my hairy back is sexy”… total horseshit. I’m about to ask my son to nair it, kinda weird but fuck it
Dude what is it with these women! My best friends girl told him she doesn't want him to go to the gym and she likes him just the way he is. It's all a ploy to keep him out of shape and other girls away, he is a good looking guy and well I do want him to find another chick haha.
I got you bro, here's a solution
Doesn’t work on me lol hair is too thick. One time (true story) my nipple retracted for 3 weeks from hair. Was a scab thought I lost the nipple. Then few weeks later boom woke up nipple was back.
Haha bye nipple..
Hello nipple.
Lol
What?!?!? That’s crazy… but fuck it, who need nipples hahaha
I will clean you up and you will LIKE it slut hahaha NOW GET A TAN
Jrihard89MT1 loading.
You’re so hot when you’re mad over my chest hair
MT2 for the boners, bro. THE BONERS!
Hold meeeeee