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Jrihard89
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+ 5 Count your fucking days..

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I’m coming after you mother fucker. @Teeeethreee gives bad advice and I’m fighting for my life because of him.

Dawg tells me grow a pair and trim my chest and stomach. So I look leaner while I diet down. I look at myself and think yeah.. He’s right, I have enough chest hair and stomach hair I could sell wigs for a living.

So, there I was.. Clippers in hand and I just go to town in the shower, pretending I’m mowing my damn lawn. This way, that way, up ways, down ways. Rinse off and check my work. MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE HAIR PATCHES AND MISSED SOME! So I spend 3-5 more business days fixing it all. Feeling accomplished I get out and before I even could admire my fat fucking ass, I dry off and START TO ITCH.

I’m all red and itchy, all while now my stomach and hair is exposed to the thing we call the sun. My chest looks so pale I could go as myself for Halloweens fav ghost.

Count your days @Teeeethreee I hope you stub your fucking toe while I have you bent over.

Jockstrap's picture

Hahahaha....hilarious! Upkeep is forever

smurfdude1234567's picture

Nair

smurfdude1234567's picture

Don’t act like you don’t like it just because we’re no longer behind closed doors…

Teeeethreee's picture
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Teeeethreee's picture

My brain just wants to lift and fuck

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Aggieguy's picture

I smell a pussy! In the future how about you shave with the grain of your hairs and not against it. Another option is to use Veet, it's like nair but does not burn and it will make you nice and smooth.
I shave everything and I do not have any issues with what you mention but I also dont shave against the grains of my hair.

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Spool's picture

I’m going to act like I didn’t see any of this for now.

steroidmen's picture

you can use depilatory cream

Jahbabble's picture

Still waiting for the full body pic, but he sent me this

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Teeeethreee's picture

hahahaha

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Min Diesel's picture

Remember Austin Powers? Thats how my chest AND back is if i dont shave it on a regular basis. Shit is ridiculous.

liverpool_96's picture

ahaha I'm in the same boat although less itchy more getting my clothes stuck to me which then leads to itchiness. shaved for the first time in 5 years on Wednesday, would not recommend.

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randomdude's picture

This is @Teeeethreee. Gotta watch his ass.

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Milfpounder's picture

Is that Gavin newsom?

Teeeethreee's picture

Nailed it lol

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Teeeethreee's picture

Dude lmao perfect

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Milfpounder's picture

I literally just spent an hour shaving. I got a boner when I looked in the mirror. You're crazy.

I use a lawnmower type thing, have naired before too ala @Petecastiglione and then I go stand in the tanner til I'm crisp.

Get with it

Aggieguy's picture

Holy shit you are exactly like me. I shave and I use Veet, it's like nair but doesn't burn, and I go tanning every week.

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Teeeethreee's picture

Samesies. The key is to let the hair grow out for at least 2 weeks or more before trimming again closer shave the longer the hair is when cutting

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Milfpounder's picture

Haha yeah I let it get pretty wild sometimes to where it's a big shock when I'm bare. Being tan as hell helps tho

TeaBody's picture

Fuck the clippers bro… use ‘Nair’. It might be cancerous but it’s a small sacrifice for the smoothness of a baby.

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OscarWildwood's picture

See I asked my wife if she wanted me to use Nair so my abs popped more and she said No she liked my hair. I then explained well it’d also be for the bros too and she rolled her eyes and went back to reading her novel about werewolves and vampires fucking, or something of that nature.

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Aggieguy's picture

I will take care of you when your wife is sick of you, I want to rub and feel those abs! If you use Veet it doesn't burn its like nair.

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OscarWildwood's picture

Promise? Come rub it on my back for me?

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Aggieguy's picture

Deal and I will give you a protein shot while I am at it

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TeaBody's picture

Yea.. my woman says the same. Secretly they want us to be flawed and ugly so no other chick takes us from them. I nair m my body but can’t get my hairy back, she refuses to Nair my back becuaee she thinks “my hairy back is sexy”… total horseshit. I’m about to ask my son to nair it, kinda weird but fuck it

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Aggieguy's picture

Dude what is it with these women! My best friends girl told him she doesn't want him to go to the gym and she likes him just the way he is. It's all a ploy to keep him out of shape and other girls away, he is a good looking guy and well I do want him to find another chick haha.

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Jahbabble's picture

I got you bro, here's a solution

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Teeeethreee's picture

Doesn’t work on me lol hair is too thick. One time (true story) my nipple retracted for 3 weeks from hair. Was a scab thought I lost the nipple. Then few weeks later boom woke up nipple was back.

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Milfpounder's picture

Haha bye nipple..

Hello nipple.

Teeeethreee's picture

Lol

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TeaBody's picture

What?!?!? That’s crazy… but fuck it, who need nipples hahaha

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Teeeethreee's picture

I will clean you up and you will LIKE it slut hahaha NOW GET A TAN

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Skinz75's picture

MT2 for the boners, bro. THE BONERS!

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Teeeethreee's picture

Hold meeeeee

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