Ashes to Ashes

I’m a Christian. Not in the sense of beating you over the head with the Bible, but believe in the trinity and Jesus is the son of the only real God. Heaven it is for me, not for works but for belief.

The Jews control the weather.

We take our last breath, our soul starts heading to the mothership "the sun" where our life on earth is evaluated. If we learned what we were supposed to learn for the development of our soul, Then we can move on to the next level, a different galaxy and a different mothership "sun" and repeat the process until...?

Cremated or embamed

Rumor has it the cycle you're taking when you die is the cycle you're stuck with in heaven... So all those oral cycle only folks are still skinny and struggling even up there.

I actually believe its us when we die our energy so we leave our bodies but the after life is full of choices and lessons that we choose to do in order to achieve something even greater. I am pondering the idea that maybe we can even come back here and live different lives to learn lessons or live other types of lives on other planets. I think there is so much more to all of this than we even know or can imagine. I know there is a reason we are here and there just has to be more to it than just this life alone.

I believe Christ as my Lord and Savior. I acknowledge I'm a sinner; a broken person in a broken world. I believe Christ paid the bill for all of our sins. Therefore I try to be more and more of an image bearer of God each day. I will always fall short, but continue to ask for grace and forgiveness.
So I know when my time comes, I will be called to heaven.

This is always an interesting question to think about and I believe there are 2 answers to it. There is the scientific explanation which is that your Brain dies after a few minutes and therefore can no longer process thoughts or information so therefore thinking or feeling anything is impossible - so you go right back to how you felt before you came out of that eternal death trap known as the Vagina.

The other explanation which I much prefer the sound of is that the moment you die (after feeling zero pain) your mind remains fully active and you slowly feel yourself float out of your body and rise above yourself for a few moments - almost magically at the same time every person that ever upset you over your lifetime including Heart broken ex-girlfriends unite together and stand there sobbing and crying uncontrollably, all agreeing with each other that you truly were an Awesome guy in every way and they were all complete Shits - Almost like a living Legend in everything that you did, and they all feel awful in the way they treated you and can no longer live with themselves.

At this moment you begin to rise up into the sky as the clouds move apart and a beam of light shines down - all whilst 'Step Up' by Drowning pool blares out, as you travel up through the thick white clouds you enter a serene like world with nothing but clear blue skies, warm weather and Gorgeous Sexy women everywhere floating above white puffy clouds. There are dispensing machines everywhere with unlimited, Side effect free steroids (even though you are now dead anyway) that don't even take 2 weeks to arrive or need to be paid for via Bitcoin. All of the women come with a variety of options listed underneath a flap in their back where you can choose what they wear, how they talk and what kind of sex later on you are having. Every car that you never got to own whilst you were on earth is now at your disposal including Bugattis, Lamborghinis & Mclarens.

You have the option to either live eternally like this or you can choose to visit earth again in another 10,000 years to be born again but the downside is you have a memory wipe. In a nutshell Pete, that's what I think happens when you die

I honestly think it’s something… but not something we can actually comprehend.

Nobody really knows. All we have are stories, beliefs, religions, culture, and imagination. Different versions of the same mystery. And let’s be real … if anyone actually knew, they wouldn’t be wasting time coming back to explain it

I think whatever happens is probably way beyond our human understanding. Maybe another form of existence, maybe energy, maybe something we can’t even put into words. Imagination is free, and believing in something gives comfort, so we pick the story that resonates most.

But truth is … the ones who know, aren’t talking lol

PS. I’m Christian, but not the rigid, religious type. I like to stay open-minded, listen to different perspectives, and keep a healthy level of skepticism instead of blind belief.

I think what we do to people when they die such as disembowel them then put them into a box to be buried is unnatural and odd. I don’t believe in afterlife but I do believe we become one with earth and all living things. As crude as this sound I think we should be buried as is so we can be consumed by Mother Earth and returned to the eco system of life.

UFOs, man.

I like to think our energy goes somewhere. What that looks like, I have no idea.

To be honest, I don’t believe in heaven or hell. I don’t think one “all mighty” figure created us and controls our behavior.