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Rather than continually bombarding @UncleYoked SI page with Slutty pictures, making his life even harder than it already is to keep on top of customer enquiries, I propose that all the Dirty pictures be put up in this forum now - this will enable him to see his customers questions and comments much more quickly rather than having to sift through all of our smutty stuff!

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GET READY TO P-A-R-T-Y PEOPLE!!!


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Blonde hair, blue eyes, little make up. Unless you’re in Essex then it’s Turkey teeth, full plastic surgery and permanent makeup

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Sounds like New York...
I suppose technically we are England. Just New England. Lol.. i don't forget who started this shit. Though people here think of England as Mars. Like something you've heard exist and seen pictures of. But your still not quite sure about it. One thing can say about the north east is we are the closest you'll get to an English accent. Everywhere else in this country they exaggerate the R's so dam much in words like car, are, islander. Where when we say it sounds not like a A. Like motha fucka rather than motherrr fuckerrrr. Bawt rather than bot though proper spelling is bought. Like i just bawt some fiiyah ass tren onlyne and gonna get juiced outta my myand until i wake up in bed with my sistahh ...
So the extended explanation of nyc nobody ask for. I just didn't know anything existed outside New York. Lmaoo

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Same thing here bro. Accents are vastly different over such a small distance. Liverpool and Manchester are next door and utterly different. Cardiff is very close to Devon and couldn’t be more dissimilar. Press and I sound like we are from different countries! lmao

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Really.. see i just started getting to know that scents are diff within England. I thought it was Irish, Scottish, English, and Welsh ascents. I Been watching UK series 's though and been noticing. Not sure if you've seen top boy on Netflix is about a gang seeking drugs in London and beefing with other projects. I like the hood shit. Lol.
I Been watching a bunch of movies from there also. There was one press told me to watch and still haven't gotten around to it. Some gangster movie from there he said it's a classic i forget the name though. I gotta ask him again.

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Top Boy is actually set down in the rough areas of London Mate, but the accent they use isn't typical of Southerners - its this kind of Yardy, Pikey Slang that originated from Jamaica and those areas. All the dealers down there speak in it even though it sounds fuckin stupid LMAO That accent is even making its way up here with teenagers watching the program and trying to replicate it, I'm always thinking what the fuck did that kid just say LOL

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True mate. Patwa has been around for years but took off in the last 15-20 years. Now even suburban kids are chatting like they are road men, silly cunts.

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Is that what that bloody thing is called - Patwa? LMAO

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Mate Top Boy is brilliant. Also see the original Top Boy Summer House. We’ve got loads of gangster movies over here, especially based in London. If you haven’t seen Rise of The Footsoldier movie series they are worth a watch.

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Oh shit that ride of the foot soldier that dude was in a movie i watched. He got out of prison his coke head brother was running his bar. Ended up he owed mad money so he liked the dude he owed and his botch ass bro rated him out. And he got killed by his daughters boyfriend cuz he mased the kids for beating on his daughter. Great movie.
Are there really projects in London called summer house? If expect they would be pretty notorious if they are messing movie about then. Like Queensbridge, marcy, pink houses, Pollo grounds are here. There's more but you know. There's projects around the corner from me here in the Bronx, obv its hood. But they're not lit like some others. They are big projects though they are on both sides of Broadway and go up this side block. More like 4 projects they just wrapped into one so they didn't have to name each. And if they did that then they probably would've been notorious cuz all the diff projects would be shooting at each other all the time. Lol. SMH project beef. Glad I'm not a kid anymore especially with the guns kids got now. It's like everybody got a mac 11 with them dam switches on the glock

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Few of the actors are London gangster staples for the genre. Craig Fairbrass, Terry Stone, Danny Dyer and Tamer Hassan all have a hand in one film or another.

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I know the one you mean - Craig Fairbrass who played Pat Tate. Its funny as fuck when he does those 2 guys over with the hammer who refuse to pay the Bar bill isn't it!!! LOL Shame he gets killed in the end.

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Yessss

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Do you remember Craig Fairbrass in White Noise where he plays that Crazy Henry guy???!! 'Chimera!!!! Where he has the side of his mouth missing LOL

I became obsessed with that dude at one point - looked up all the films he was in and watched all of them lol He use to be a real menacing cunt to look at.

Remember him in Cliffhanger too???!!

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Had no idea he was in Cliffhanger! Haven’t seen that film in donkeys years

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Yeah crazy eh - thats when he was just being discovered back then, he was an awful bastard in that film lol

'If my Girlfriend asks for 2 fackin toppings you give her them ya cunt!!!!

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Yesssss!! summer houses that their projects!!
So theirs a movie top boy summer house? Oh i gotta look that up if so. I'm about to Google it. And the other.

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First two seasons were called Top Boy Summer House. Started 2011 then the other three seasons came quite a few years later. You can see how much London and in particular East London changed in that time.

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MATE - I was literally just about to say to Mikey that I think I will of said Rise of The Footsoldier as its always the first I recommend to anyone - Especially the 1st One.

Then The Business, Football Factory, Vendetta ....

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Football Factory modern classic mate, The Business too. Thought Vendetta was quite good. It’s a shame that only the Guy Ritchie ones seem to cross the pond.

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I watched the rise of the Footsoldier last night.
It was alright. I'm gonna watch the 2nd one they have later.
It wasn't no top boy, and i liked the dude pat who got killed at the end better in his role with the coke head brother who owed money and they cut the 2 guys up. Then he got killed at the end by his daughter. They just made such a big deal about 3 bodies at the end of Footsoldier, idky after all the shit they were doing people had to be dying, i guess they weren't though.
That made me like huh? Cuz is only 3 bodies. Here that wouldn't even make the news. Ya know.
And i looked up top Boy Summer House, and i did see that too i watched it all from beginning to end took a few weeks. Sully was my boy. They were dropping bodies in that like it happens here. And they mostly used old guns especially the rifles... i guess it's hard to get guns there???

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Stick with Footsoldier. Personally I feel they get better as they go along. There is one dedicated to Pat. It’s more about the characters than the bodies. Gangsters who don’t give two monkeys in any situation.
Sully is the man. Definitely no guns needed this way, you want to deal with someone it’s done.

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I only saw the 2nd Footsoldier...
How many are there??

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7

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Its because they are the only Films big enough to marketed heavily to the US I would suspect - also because they contain actors like Brad Pitt so they reach a wider audience. There are so many of the smaller UK films that no one knows of that are great too - Goodnight Charlie Bright for example is another.

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Fuck I'm there man - send me the directions ....

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Head due South East and put your nose out the car window. Once you can smell Reem Eau de Toilette you’ve arrived.

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She looks fun.

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Nice vascularity, keep up the hard work. Oh, my bad

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She just needs a tan is my only critique

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Think I would HAVE to ......

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Hot but looks like AI

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Ai really sucks too imo...

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Oh cindy!!

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