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+ 1 What Kind of Bed Mattress do you have?

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Yes its that time again, another one of Press's highly relevant Steroid Forum Posts!! LMAO

Well it is kind of, since we absolutely rely on good quality Sleep and Rest if we are to get anywhere in building muscle.

I am one of those lazy arses who tends not to change things until its last chance saloon and the thing is falling to pieces before my very eyes. The last time I changed my mattress was about 15 years ago Plus, and we are at the state of random Bed springs protruding into my back and all kinds of unspeakable places Lol I can literally lay there and hear them popping and snapping underneath me.

Its so fucked in the middle that it literally dips right down like the bed is bloody angled up at either end like motorized beds in hospitals, and I'm almost falling out the side onto the floor.

So my last mattress was a Silent Night Miracoil Standard Kingsize all those years back.

Been looking online at all the different styles and I am totally lost in what;s best for a Side Sleeper - We have Pocket Springs, Normal Coiled Springs, Memory Foam, Reflex Foam, Hybrids, Natural Filling etc

Then there is the Firmness - Soft, Medium, Medium Firm, Firm and Extra Firm (Oooh Err Vicar!!!)

From all I have read it says a Medium mattress, Pocket sprung with Memory Foam is a good choice ....

So as I am lost in the Abyss, what does everyone else use here for guys above 200lbs and preferably side sleepers?

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WELL GUY'S - THE NEW MATTRESS HAS ARRIVED AND SHE'S A BELTER!!!! Dance 4

32cm Deep - She's HUUUUGGEEEEE!!!

Definately gonna increase my lifts 15% across the range ......

'The Anabolic Mattress Range' ...... That's gonna be my new product line LMFAO

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Wtf dude. 15 yrs on the same mattress. Thats a good long marriage

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Trisolaris's picture

Stalking this thread as my girl and I are looking to upgrade. Great work friend! Blum 3

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It will be interesting mate - I've found one that fits all the requirerments and gets 4.7 out of 5 from 600 reviews, supposodly a good make (Luna) and is only £350. Its a Hybrid of memory foam, reflex foam and pocket springs and is a medium. If its shit they will take it back and replace for nothing and I have seen a medium to firm one for £500 but I would rather have the medium to try first. I know it won't be as good as the one today but lets see if it comes close lol I ordered a memory foam pillow too LMAO

So in theory I will be all memoried up forever!! Lol

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Well ... I tried to do it but GoFundMe wasn't having that shit

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  1. To buy 'My Master Press1' a new bed mattress in 'Ole Blighty ...

  2. To create awareness of the dire fact that My No.1 friend and Mentor is pennyless after being robbed blind by a Thai Tranny Hooker who decieved and abused my good friend - Robbing him of his 10,000 guineas he had saved up over many years.

  3. My other fundraisers include 'Pound Milfs Ass for $10 bucks a go & watch Milfs Wife squirt across the room into the fish tank .....

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Oh I for sure would donate $10 for all that!

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Milfpounder's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Let's GoFundMe @press1 new mattress.

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And that makes you - My new Best Friend LMFAOOO (name the film)

Milfpounder's picture

Hahaha I was just gonna use a random UK post code, but you crazy bastards have letters in yours. Pm me dat shit

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Like my hero Rainier Wolfcastle I sleep on a big pile of money with many beautiful women

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I keep all my cash in loose change in the basement

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Well WOW - I am simply blown away now .....

Just been testing out bed mattresses and realised I am missing out in a whole new world of pleasure LMAO

Laid on 3 different Tempur Aerospace style memory foam ones with 'cooling technology' in them whatever the fuck all that means - and laying on these things feels unreal!!!! Jesus

I mean I knew they weren't gonna be cheap, BUT I do live in reality - A Bit ....

It was my Lucky day apparently as they are doing 50% off currently, which 'only' made the mattress £2500 .... to which I responded MMMmmm I don't think I am wealthy enough to shop in this shop LMFAOOO!!!!

Compared it to the cheapest they had in which was a £600 pocket spring jobby and the Tempur made it feel like a Bag of Shit HAhaha

Anyway I've decided Medium firmness at least and I will have to try and find something online that fits my cheap ass.

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I thought you guys used rubles over there.

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RobertB80's picture

Spot on mate. We trade in Russian rubles as our currency is so weak. We’ve also got no culture of our own so we nick other countries languages and traditions. Our second amendment is to drink tea and wear silly hats.

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There's a family guy episode that more or less mirrors that sentiment. You all paid up on your TV license so can watch it on the BBC? hahahaha

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I actually refuse to pay it so just watch Netflix Lmao

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I'm telling...

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Go Get Him Matey!!!

Plus we use crossbows and knives like real men LMFAO

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I also use crossbows and knives.

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

You ain't fucking around!!!. You had to be in the service. Are those suppressors up top?

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randomdude's picture

I wasn’t in the service. Just grew up in a rural area where firearms are a hobby that everyone has. Those are suppressors up top. To the very far right of those is a 12 gauge suppressor. Also have one that I just keep on my 22.

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Nice.....
Not too many shotguns around NYC and long Island, mainly ghost guns. Lol. And I've Def never seen one with a suppressor, that must be official. Thats Def some Mr kick in your front door and open the safe type shit.

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randomdude's picture

It’s all legit.

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press1's picture

I assume these are for when you attempt to overthrow the government?

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Nah. I’ll just resort to throwing tea in to the harbor.

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RobertB80's picture

Our 412th prime minister before the time of rubles

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That’s fkn hilarious lmao

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RobertB80's picture

We are the knights who say “Ni!”

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Milfpounder's picture

What's the post code out ur way?

press1's picture

I Live underneath a Nuclear powerstation mate of no fixed address.

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Milfpounder's picture

Fuck it I'll just guess

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SW1A 1AA

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Yeah - that's it!!!

Can't believe you told em mate, now I am gonna have American Fuckin tourists at my front door day and night .....

Milfpounder's picture

Oh shit.... Your nuke plants look different than ours...

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Ours have a certain 'finesse' to them pal .....

Milfpounder's picture

Hahahahaha so sophisticated

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Put a couple of Beefeaters outside mate should keep ‘em distracted

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I'll summon the Queens Gaurds - Off with that peasants head!!!!

RobertB80's picture

You’re practically royalty ;)

Milfpounder's picture

No fuckin way. That's the one I guessed!!

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One of us

Milfpounder's picture

Well someone with that post code is getting a new mattress...

RobertB80's picture

HRH will love it. Make sure you get the extra large pillow for his oversized wingnuts

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Hahahahahaha

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I Hope you sent the All bells & whistles Tempur version mate

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Oh of course