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+ 3 What's the most ridiculous thing you've seen women wear at the gym?

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Women these days blow my mind, they wear nothing and get offended when dudes look at them. I was at the gym and I seen a girl on a treadmill (full face make up) wearing a see through bra, almost like the one in this photo. No top, just the bra and those booty shorts that go up your ass, she was doing a not so brisk walk, looking like she was trying her best not to sweat. I walked by, did the double take and looked right at her, looked at her tits then gave her a little thumbs up and went to my set. If she was offended, she didn't show it so props for that. I'm not against it, I love titties as much as the next guy and if there is a guy who doesn't love titties and decides to check me out while I'm in that deep squat, they're more than welcome, I see it as a compliment.

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Not really crazy or anything but just one I remember, this chick was smoking hot and had on insanely tight pink leggings and a little g-string under, they were so tight you could see the panty line of the entire underwear, the back and follow the string all around the front and the v shape, you could almost tell what fucking fabric they wear made from. I got a thing for fit chicks in g-strings so she was like burned into my memory.

Another time I saw a girl with a hoodie that she cut off the bottom half (or bought it that way idk) right below the tits but it’s like wide open on the bottom because there’s no like band or anything it’s just flowing below the tits but she’s covered, until she leans over and is doing some dumbbell movement(I forget what specifically) but kinda like some bent over reverse dumbbell fly shit, so she’s bent over at the waist and her arms are going up behind her and her braless tits are just flashing out on every rep, there’s no way it wasn’t on purpose. She had to feel the air and the shirt like passing over the nipples and then back down again and the exercise was pointless and she was clearly just doing 5 sets of titty flashers till failure lmao

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HENCH500's picture

Wonder if I’ll get away with giving titty flashers to ladies as part of there workouts

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Rosschestzip's picture

Depends if you’re considered “attractive” or not. If a chick says a dudes being creepy that just means he wasn’t good looking enough to get away with it lol. Or if she’s really dumb you could just convince her there super effective lmao

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Spool's picture

“the exercise was pointless and she was clearly just doing 5 sets of titty flashers till failure lmao”
Hey, those are very hard sets. Lol Beee

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Rosschestzip's picture

Ya I think she’s got it tho, she must do them ALOT lol

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Scrawny-to-not's picture

I've seen a girl maybe 14-16 wearing basically just a bra and V shaped spandex underwear in the gym. I couldn't help but assume this is the result of not having a father figure.

Drexyl's picture

Or a very loving uncle or stepfather…

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

You’re a legend

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TheIcon's picture

This thread is pointless without examples. Biggrin I need examples please.

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RobertB80's picture

Whoever invented butt lift gym leggings deserves a medal.

TheIcon's picture

Now we are talking

Spool's picture

It was a good idea indeed.

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DaveB702's picture

@UncleYoked All I can say Unc is if you’re ever in Vegas hit up LVAC on Flamingo / 215 around 3-7am and you’ll basically see that outfit you posted and then some, as that’s when the strippers and working girls like to workout, and majority are very very friendly haha. I’ll tell you this I was never more excited to do fasted cardio in my life at that time lol

UncleYoked's picture

Vegas isn't even a real place man

23Sparta's picture

An alpha man’s swag

iFit's picture

Triple X yoga pants. They should only come in 2 sizes. Small and X Small.

Spool's picture

Light blue booty hole tight short shorts, I mean short, entire thighs/lower cheeks visible but they weren’t that great. Gray String style sports top with no brah. Fucking perfect itty bitty B-cups. She musta been 18-20. With the right angle, you could see nips, nickle sized. You could literally see people trying not to look, me included..but I always I do. And I’ll do it again too.

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press1's picture

Did you give her the obvious awkward stare gaze

Spool's picture

I wanted to so badly, but my gym buddy was “dating” her at the time so I was trying to play it cool ya know.

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BootyGear's picture

Bro let’s talk about the strangest things we’ve seen at Walmart. The women above, smash , next question.

Drexyl's picture

That thread could go sideways fast lol, Walmart, any location, anywhere, is basically the 1980’s Strates shows sideshow freaks

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SeeOhShow's picture

This guy gets it lmao

press1's picture

I'm still not totally convinced on this 'woman' above Yoked - there is a faint 'Bulge' going on in that underwear that could be part of another test on unsuspecting Eroiders Scratch one-s head

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

What do you do when you realize you’re looking through her spandex and you see a colored ruby?

You looked deeper, you squint and you move In closer.. this bad ass bitch has a butt plug in her ass

There had to have been times when all the women you guys are wooing over had something baseball sized shoved in their asses

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Black90tsi's picture

If you ever come across that make sure to go over between sets and let her know you've got the same cute plug at home.

press1's picture

More like he's got the same bejewelled plug inserted right now!! Lmao

You quickly learn in the early days its all about getting just the right amount of anal lube on the bugger so that it glides in nicely, but doesn't pop back out by mistake LMFAO ROFL

Spool's picture

More like he's got the same bejewelled plug inserted right now!! Lmao
Visual generated….
That is completely out of control. Wtf. Lmao.

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Black90tsi's picture

But what if she wants to compare?

Spool's picture

Lol Dirty

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UncleYoked's picture

after the last poll, who knows

Drexyl's picture

After the last poll does it matter?

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

I’ve sent the bar pretty low in that department .

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Visordad's picture

I would like to volunteer my services to check and make sure she is all female.

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press1's picture

I like these Tight leather look leggings that some of them wear - if I trained in a gym where a woman was doing reverse hack squats in some of those I'd happily walk over and rub one out on her arse LMAO
Someone should make a really slutty gym wear line, loads of women would buy the stuff.

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Steroidify's picture

Haha, we all love some killer leggings! Who knows, maybe that “slutty gym wear” line could be the next big hustle…

press1's picture

I'll send ya a PM Bro - You've got the Cash injection & I've got the Dirrrty Idea's LMFAO!!! Lol

We can always draft Chuck in for the really below the belt/transformal type stuff .....

Steroidify's picture

Haha, sounds like a killer collab idea, bro!

Steroidify's picture

Man, I've seen some wild outfits in the gym! One time, this girl showed up in what looked like a full-on nightclub outfit-crop top, glittery leggings, and platform sneakers. She was more ready for a dance floor than a deadlift. I’ve also seen girls rockin' fishnet tops and even one wearing sunglasses indoors while doing cardio. Like, how do you even see the weights with shades on? Gym fashion these days is next-level, bro.

HENCH500's picture

I would suck the farts straight from that birds arse

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