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UncleYoked
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+ 2 I hate loofahs

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There, I said it. I feel like they do nothing in the shower, just move water and soap in circles gently. When I go shopping for my douchery supplies, I skip the body wash and body soaps and go straight to the kitchen section and grab a bottle of dawn dish soap and green scratch pads, if I'm feeling ritsy I'll get the ones that have the sponge in the middle. Those are the only things that to me, feel like they actually work.

Jockstrap's picture

Loofah?!

Petecastiglione's picture

Sand paper to fully exfoliate >

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Spool's picture

My chick busts my balls because I dry shave and hate loofahs.

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Greg's picture

Out here in the badlands, water is scarce. But dirt devils are aplenty.

I just shuck my duds and ride the whirling dirt devil raw to wash the trail grit off.

Pandateston's picture

Man skipped Dove and went full Mr. Clean mode, respect..

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Dixon_Credible's picture

Still enjoy bar soap and a washcloth. Body wash is always meh and loofas are a hard pass.

Waltdisneysbum's picture

Is this a cry for help? Blink twice if you're in danger

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Milfpounder's picture

I gave up showering all together.

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UncleYoked's picture

I've tried it, still not abrasive enough, I shower like this

Aggieguy's picture

Try the African Net Spunge they work great and you can't beat some body washes. Dawn dries the skin out.

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UncleYoked's picture

If you light me on fire I'd burn like the springfield tire pit.

irongame427's picture

Dawn dish soap is the only thing that removes oil and especially grease from my skin. Great stuff.

UncleYoked's picture

As any good ranger would

Sithx66's picture

What a man!

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