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Girlfriends breath and vag STANK (srs)

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Needing some advice
Here's some backstory
Been with this girl a little over two months. I'm 24 she's 22. She has treated me better than anyone before her combined. Such as : washing my gym and work cloths and having them laid out in the order I put them on, she buys me protein randomly and knows the exact kind I want. Plays games like skyrim , cod with me. She cleans my house and comes up to my work to see me every night and is hott AF. Has a great body and is an all around keeper.

One problem. DAMN GURL YOU STANK.
Serious though. I drop hints like damn it stinks in here after sex. She's like yeah It smells like sex and sweat and I'm like NOOO ITS SMELLS LIKE PUSSY. I tell her she has morning breath in the mornings jokingly. But it's hard to tell her that she has that shit all the time. It's so bad that we went to shower and I pretended to wash her to be sweet but I was really just trying to get that stank out. SHE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE. then we walk out the shower and Into the bedroom downstairs and the shit hits you like a brick. Her breath smells like morning breath 24/7 even though she brushes her teeth and her suga walls smell like a fish market most of the time. She's perfect other than that and I just have been looking past it. Trying to see if anyone else has had similar experiences and know a good way to handle this.

DeeMan's picture

Damn this really caught my attention. That's a turn off. So look a woman has bacteria in her vagina, mostly acidophilus bacteria. Problem occurs when a woman has more bad bacteria than good which brings on a condition called bacterial vaginosis. Low pH can also play a part. I say that to say invest in some probiotics for her. If that doesn't help then go see Doc.

HENCH500's picture

Start getting her taking vitamins with you in the morning like your looking after Health , get some candid support in there deals with excess yeast in the body and this can make the puntang smell and breath …. Also when you had the vitamin tablets pop an extra strong mint in her grid tell her one of the vitamins can make your breath smells so take a few mints in the day …. A good girl is worth the extra work bro

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Unswolemuscle's picture

Bro have her go to the dentist, I used to suffer from chronic bad breath and it had been a while for me since I had gone to the dentist (3-4years). Though my gums weren’t bleeding or anything when I went they said my gums were swollen and starting to worsen! It was Gingivitis turning into periodontitis. Long story short I had to pay $600 out of pocket for a 1 hour procedure where they numb your gums and deep clean beneath the gum line, scraping, lasering (yes they use a laser to kill bacteria) and use a strong chemical rinse before they restore the gums. She’ll be sore for a day but not like having your wisdom teeth pulled out. They gave me permission to eat normal 1 hour after the procedure. Since then I’ve never had bad breath again. Confirmed by my partner. And when you brush don’t forget to floss! Brushing only cleans about 60% of ur teeth the gaps between the teeth harbor bacteria that cause bad breath! For her though, flossing now won’t make a difference as the bacteria makes its way beneath the gum line!

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Greg's picture

Just because it's called a beaver -- doesn't mean it literally has teeth.

Unswolemuscle's picture

This comment made my day haha

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sandman3698's picture

Call me old fashioned.... but I love the smell of pussy.
And maybe her breathe stinks cuz she's dehydrated. Maybe you should get her an electrolytes mix and a hydrojug you selfish dick. She's doing you laundry, laying out your outfits to wear, buying you the protein that you want without you telling her, cooks, cleans plays video games AND is hot??? Some people will NEVER be happy.

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Chad P's picture

Slim chance he ever reads this lol

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sandman3698's picture

Yeah I was just trying to be funny

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Pumped_'s picture

Last seen 11years ago, its fair to say lol

smurfdude1234567's picture

@FiveFingerDeathLunch1 @Pumped_

Thank y’all for bumping this… lmfao!!

Pumped_'s picture

Smells like fish, its a dish! Smells like cologne, leave it alone!

FiveFingerDeathPunch1's picture

Just shove it in her ass and call it a day mate . Go ass to mouth get your nutt open the fridge , have a lean body shake and RX protein bar . Leave a pube in the ice tray and leave the extra spare key on the counter throw one in the upper decker and dip out at 4am … Blocking numbers will be your best friend ahhh the good old days last weekend

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addicted.to.pain's picture

She has treated me better than anyone before her combined. Such as : washing my gym and work cloths and having them laid out in the order I put them on, she buys me protein randomly and knows the exact kind I want. Plays games like skyrim , cod with me. She cleans my house and comes up to my work to see me every night and is hott AF. Has a great body and is an all around keeper.

Well I know this is an old post but I gotta give my two cents.

Firstly I've rarely ran across a pussy that does not smell and taste like ....well Pussy . If you ever do happen to find a pussy that has no smell or somehow smells good be warned that bitch douched her pussy out and I have never found a Pussy doucher that was anything less than a deprave heartless whore.

But for women just regular Ivory bar soap works really well for there lady parts or run her a hot bath full of industrial soap.

I digress if she does all of those things for you who cares if her Pussy and breath smells, Honestly she probably knows it and thats one of the reasons she tries so hard so do your self a favor and look past those little superficial things.

LeaningForward's picture

Good god I remember those days so long ago... My motto back then was "Part on a chick and smells, Put that shit in your mouth like a grown ass man!" And now.... I still do that shit who cares BOOM. Glad it worked out for you brother. She for sure sounds like a keeper.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Bump. I feel like there is more discussion. That need to be had over this post.

LeaningForward's picture

Absolutely Agree^^^

RxBB's picture

Can not stop laughing!!!!! I have had something similar, but only lasted a night. Nice body, fake boobs, banging ass..... But it was all ruined by the smell of her vag..... I just could not enjoy anything she was doing. Kind a awkward feeling in the morning, when she was all up for another night like this, and I'm like "Yeah, keep in touch, maybe".

Jeffersoon's picture

When I read it, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I know what you meant, I had a similar problem myself. But this update post blew my head Smile

It's good that you managed;)

Greg's picture

I had a similar problem myself.

Did antibiotics clear you up too?

Dzeaz's picture

Hey guys! Update. 7 years since this post I am still lifting AND IM STILL WITH THIS BITCH
We are married now and I talked to her a lot about the smell. We went to the doctor and it’s all fixed now. Got antibiotics and everything went back to normal. Hope everyone is doing well and WATCH OUT FOR THEM STANKY THANGS. I had to get on here because I remembered this post

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks for the heads up! I have been waiting on an update to this post for 7 years and just knowing that the vag stank is gone makes me want to be a better person.

Pale's picture

That feeling will pass...

Engineereddisaster's picture

It did. Lol

PIN_CUSHION's picture

I bet

Pale's picture

That is great bro and I am happy for you both.

Sam I Am's picture

Probably just a yeast infection.
My Grandpa told me years ago if it smells to good don’t trust it...

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TheFlash85's picture

Fuck it.

If it smells like fish or chicken just pluck your nose and keep on lickin.

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Sam I Am's picture

Prettiest girl I ever dated had a stinky vag.
I ate it anyway. : \

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TheFlash85's picture

Gotta get the extra protein for those gains somewhere.

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press1's picture

What about when its that Cheesy Piss smell Flash? Lmao

TheFlash85's picture

Fuck knows on that one bro.

Years ago i nearly hooked up with this pink haired semi emo punk chick, half her head was shaved the other half was long bright pink lol she had piercings and tattoos all over her the big dr martains boots, fishnets under a tiny skirt and a black crop top, massive chest and thick booty but small.
Anyway i swear on my life that i went to her house after a night of drinking and i swear i went under the blankets to go for it, copped a whiff and started dry reaching and gagging badly, came out from blankets and my stomach was upside down eyes watering.
Was disgusting.
It smelt like piss, sweat and ciggarettes.
Did not do anything with her and it was awkward as fk.
I left not long after.

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press1's picture

LMFAO Man you know things have got bad when your eyes start watering from the gagging Lol

I had an ex who was great to look at, tits, body everything ALMOST perfect.

BUT dude I use to have to get smashed to go down on her - I'd dread her asking but knew it was tight to always say no. So a Whiskey for the boys and down I went. Use to have to think of something else whilst I did it, anything to take my mind off what I knew my mouth was gonna smell like the instant I came up. Worst part is when I'm kissing her all I'm thinking is 'How the fuck can you not smell this??!'

TheFlash85's picture

sharing is caring i guess.
Good man.

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

If you can’t smell it on your upper lip for the rest of the night, I’m not interested.

fusebox's picture

LMFAO. Reading the comments brings back memories of when I joined. One smart ass comment at the wrong time and vike says he's showing your ass the door. Lots of old timers gone awol in the comments

Miss my girl alayna. She's a sweetheart

press1's picture

HAHahaha Man I needed this laugh right now - That's why ya gotta love this site for shit like this! One of the original Classic posts. I'm glad to hear you got the stench sorted in the end, for some reason even though you'd think they'd end up being suicidal being told something like this women end up loving you even more for being honest about it. A quick course of Anti-biotics and Bob's your uncle!!

fusebox's picture

Hey brother hope all is well in your world.

press1's picture

It's been a pretty awful week Bud as I'm sure you have seen :( The littlest of things that you just take for granted gone in the blink of an eye, then you realise how much they really mean to you. Please feel free to leave something to him on the Memorial page if you would like to :-)

Strangelanguage's picture

I ended a relationship this past summer mostly because of this issue.
Going down town is one of my favorite pastimes and turn ons, I couldn't do it.

jrod91384's picture

Vaginosis, it's bad breath of the vagina.

Soulja's picture

Maybe she had a Dzeaz! Hope you guys got this cleared up by atleast 2015.

mlr2199's picture

She was a whole snack at one time, now she is food poison.

press1's picture

Jesus hahaha Mate intentional or not you just gave me the biggest Lol of the week on my laptop Smile

So Very very true, my last GF even though a bitch in the end was awesome to look at, was a great laugh & acted like your Best friend - the complete package! But OMG it stank worse than any other - A crossbread of Fish/pis* & sweat and had a full set of curtains hanging out too. You would have never believed it to have looked at her what lurked beneath. Some girls just seem to have much better hygiene and naturally better designed passages than others. Pretty sure there's plenty of stuff on prescription she could get - just be honest with her even though she will be naturally embarrased to hell when you first touch on it with her.

Ozninjaguy's picture

"just be honest with her even though she will be naturally embarrased to hell when you first touch on it with her." Not necessarily true. I raised the topic in a nice way with a GF here. Her response was relief - "Can you help me with that???" She was too embarrassed to go talk to a doctor about the issue, but was pleased when I suggested and paid for the Flagyl (which worked - btw). Regarding 'curtains' - that's really a personal preference. Some guys like them - some don't. My ex in Oz had none - her package was like a prepubescent girl. She was embarrassed when we first hit he sack because her ex liked 'flaps' and she had none. I like 'nice and tidy' - curtains are ok - but floor length drapes don't do it for me.

Protein4breakfast's picture

“You would have never believed it to have looked at her what lurked beneath” Lmfao

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Kgp's picture

I dated a girl with stink vag before. She was smoking hot. But im not as nice as you are. I told her straight up. She went to the doctors and got antibiotics. Cleared up until her period. I think some girls just have an odor. Sucks because I couldn't do it. Going downtown is something i enjoy and lets be honest... its not happening. Shes still fine as hell but single as well. Good luck. I guess you might have to choose a good girl who stinks, or move on. Her breath is probably halitosis. Google search that shit.

Protein4breakfast's picture

It depends on how close you are really when it comes to how to bring it up. My ex had this problem and I’ve been with many others but anywho I brought it up and made up some bullshit about it happens because I came in her all the time and she bought a wash that helped greatly. Ninja below said about antibiotics fixing it permantly would probably be the better option. You could even find out what type of antibiotic and try to order it from a source here to make it even easier for her. I also agree with ninja that the breath is due to dental issues and if you do t have money to send her to the dentist then you might just have to deal with it. Vaginal odor is probably the biggest turn off for me so I feel for any bros dealing with this. Typically when a girl has odor down there she always knows so brining it up shouldn’t be a huge suprise.

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Ozninjaguy's picture

"You could even find out what type of antibiotic and try to order it from a source here to make it even easier for her."

Flagyl - generic name - Metronidazole. Cheap as chips online.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/bacterial-vaginosis/sympt...

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/bacterial-vaginosis/diagn...

Protein4breakfast's picture

Def good info to have because I seem to encounter this problem often

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