This one goes out to all my fallen homies who didn't know when to stop, couldn't say no and inevitably became hooked and lost it all. >insert liquor being poured on the ground<

The want for 'more' in today's society runs deep, however I'm afraid it may run deeper than we first suspected. I feel it's my duty to deliver these young impressionable minds the power and information required to escape the clutches of such a controlling beast.

(The following statements should be read with the imaginary voice of cartoon Style stereotypical newsreader or the exaggerated tones of recorded sales message attempting to convince you taking out their insurance plan is a great idea)

Ask yourself the following:
- Do you find yourself splitting your order up and posting the items in the gear pic section as individual pictures?
- How many times have you promised yourself "just one more Bro Bump is all I need"?
- Do you FR people and trick them to joining your 'inner circle' with promises of high level ranking orgys?
- Is LVL1 been on your mind since the day you joined?
- Do you feel powerful as you anonymously neg all over fellow member's points?
- Are you an elite secret spammer spamming your friends list the same template message that you "have a new pic up bro come check it out dawg" ?
- Do you lose your temper when your wife refuses to let you take a picture of her squeezing her breasts together with a single bottle of prop in the middle?

If most of your answers were yes, then the good news is you are now a successful candidate for KARMA REPLACEMENT THERAPY!!! Lay down the +1 pipe, stop refreshing that promo page and come Kick that Karma whore's ass!!

With KARMA REPLACEMENT THERAPY we offer you a new beginning, discover your inner worth. Take your first step today with an upfront fee of only 999.00. (Conscience sold separate)........The End

Just wanted to say This nonsense wasn't meant to make any kind of point in any way or to have a sly dig of some kind, purely just for a little chuckle hopefully came across that way. As always, if Mods feel its crossed a line in anyway say the word and I'll whip of immediately.

Bayzy B