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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Steveb's picture

He said "suck them off". Where do you get reach around from?

Rustyhooker's picture

I figured he's not a receiving type. Unless you know more

Steveb's picture

I certainly did not hop on their website and suck them off for it.

He never mentioned either what the hell are you talking about. It's like you're responding here to a comment from another website.

Rustyhooker's picture

I was. Foo

Here's your reference. Put it up your ass.

https://youtu.be/P2vkiLHiTcY

Steveb's picture

So I was supposed to assume you were referencing that scene in Full Fetal Jacket even though you did not even say what the guy said in the movie? God damn you're dumb.

Rustyhooker's picture

First off, it wasn't addressed to you. Get out the kitchen

Steveb's picture

Hold my belt loop

Tron's picture

How ride what?

Tron's picture

Lmao ....haha

Gear is so fucking cheap, man..maybe they are kids on an allowance or something..

TryHarder007's picture

Well if I take out the trash and be good my mommy gives me $5 a week! It's a hard life out here, I know the struggle of living off $5 a week lol..

IrishMack's picture

I think it's why we have a generation of steroid junkies, cheaper to buy a bottle of test then a tub of protein or 10 pounds of chicken breast.

Gymjunkie01's picture

Mmmmm chicken damn now I'm hungry

Tron's picture

The new generation scares the hell out of me, man..

Rustyhooker's picture

I dunno. I've seen many sources dip hard n fast and someone's holding the bag.

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up0down ROTTWEILERWEIGHT 2 hours ago NEW
My new favorite site...! BB is the man,he will help you out and also tell you fuck off, so don't be a dumbass! order with confidence.

I'm too tired today to even begin to indulge into the debts of the level of retardedness found throughout this comment.

Rustyhooker's picture

It's all fyre til they post all your info....lol

Tron's picture

Goofy.

Muscle XTX Therefore, some people have a 6-pack, while other may have an 8-pack or even a 4-pack.

That is, the number and shape of each of the "squares" that we look in our abdomen

zeb0312's picture

2+4=6
4+2=6

LOL....... WTF......

Tron's picture

Tag team=Gay.

MedDx 16 minutes ago @Trenagade
Morning bro... Smile always nice to tag team with ya in a forum

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Jamesun 3 hours ago @Tron NEW
Makes you proud since your family don't lk!e you and you don't pay your child support , chill boy !!!

Tron pay your child support

Tron's picture

The thing is...in some of his comments..I wasn't even %100 sure he was trying to insult me...I absolutely could not understand half the shit he was saying.

vhman's picture

Does that say more about you or him? ;-) Lol

Tron's picture

Good point lol

Tron's picture

I told him to tell his mother I was sorry for being late on payments.

Ace Ventura's picture

Ha! I thought it was a mom joke at first, but that's pretty clever. Good stuff

Tron's picture

He never understood what I meant by it I'm sure...I want off on a rant about reality and how we perceive it..kind of went deep just to mess with him...you know..went completely off topic onto some nonsense...and his only response was "why post that on NDG' si??!" Lol

Lol...I said something along the lines of.."Jamesun, if you enter a room and see, smell, and feel everything in the room..that's how you know it exists..but once you leave that room..without all your senses detecting those things..and you can no longer see it...how do you know it's still there?? Is it there because you believe it's there? What if you no longer believed it's there?? Lol...say that to a dumb fucker like that...and they just may have no response

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I officially nominate member Jamesun as official fanboy for Next day gear..stream him...go to Ndg's SI to see the cringe worthy fanboying being displayed in excessive gayness..Jamesun...you sir, are a silly..silly..little, man.

https://www.eroids.com/users/jamesun

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Jamesun 3 hours ago @Tron NEW
You're such a pussy and butthurt you HD to make tour own pussy thread !!!! You'd suck my dick in person !!!

lol

Tron's picture

you HD to make tour own pussy thread !!!!

...........WHAT?? Lol

selfster19's picture

holy crap!....i jus ppeeped out ndg si. that jamesun dude???......sumpin else...

Tron's picture

Yeah, bro...he literally won't stop..I can't really understand what he's saying for the most part but I think he's trying to insult me...I'm not positive about that though....look at his stats lol...and he told ME to be a real man lol..

selfster19's picture

hes for sure out there

Tron's picture

And...he's gone now..I think he's been banned before.

Richard.Simmons's picture

Lmao !

Tron's picture

I'm making friends with Jamesun.

Jamesun 14 minutes ago @Tron
Be a real man !

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flag Tron 7 minutes ago @Jamesun
About Jamesun
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Age: 33
Height: 6
Weight: 175
BF:
I'm sorry, Jamesun...I cannot take it seriously when a 33 year old man that weighs 175 pounds tells me to "be a real man"...that would be like a 10 year old telling me to grow up

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For a bunch of regulars with high karma lots of u have ZERO patience for such a respectable business, be respectful and take a xanax he has said he will let us know, hate to see the emails some of you send to sources.

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flag Tron 4 seconds ago @Jamesun NEW
I just talked to NDG..he said to get off his fucking nutt sack.

Damn..now that I think about it I should go back and flag his ass for the Xanax talk...what a fag.

Anonymous's picture

Lmao... Right

Tron's picture

Dbl post..

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Megahotstud 19 hours ago
well I just came on this site 24 hours ago to gather information for my doctorate. The vast majority of you have confirmed what I believed all along, most juicers are just a bunch of pussified bloated nutless wonders. if you were real men you wouldn't have to be shooting testosterone in your asses. you are the definitive girly men. I'll stick with my 240 / 7% on the natch. Which is infinitely more impressive than what the vast majority of you can do with any amount of chemicals. especially what's-his-name Cajun Queen? He's a straight bitches bitch.

lmao....... just a good laugh

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Megahotstud 20 hours ago
holy s***. You got to be kidding me. I've been trying to get banned all day and can't seem to do it. This site is a joke. like a bad nightmare.you can have my account.just a bunch of whiny girly men on here. Feel like I need a shower.

https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/can-anyone-tell-me-why...

zeb0312's picture

lmfao. I hope he stays around bro we all need to feed a little. I mean laugh. :-)

vhman's picture

Didn't he try to recant, because the source agreed to a refund? Thought he was natty. Guess he'll stay that way.

zeb0312's picture

Right he just says I mean changes his mind. lol

240 at 7% body fat.

vhman's picture

Entertaining

zeb0312's picture

Yes very interesting to. I hope pale doesn't ban him so we all can pick his brain on his conditioning and physice.

vhman's picture

Yeah, everyone has been hounding this physical specimen for a photo, but people need to give him a little time. Glamor shots doesn't do same day photos.

zeb0312's picture

I was think the same thing. That's fair enough he has 2 days. :-)

Pale's picture

He is not too smart and made it really easy for me to track him down. He talks about Queens and Bitches bitch, because he is part of that scene.. LMAO

zeb0312's picture

He is something else for sure.

Steveb's picture

When I die I want Jon Jones to lower my coffin just so he can let me down one last time