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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

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  • 10/09/2015 - 07:05

I knew it lol

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  • 10/08/2015 - 06:47

Now that shit is funny lol

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  • 10/08/2015 - 06:49

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  • 10/08/2015 - 06:51

Man...SO HAVE I!

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  • 10/08/2015 - 06:52

Nothing better than a little laugh I seen that dam cat I busted out laughing lmfao

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  • 10/07/2015 - 10:39

Dude been running rails too long. Lol

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  • 10/07/2015 - 10:44

I don't know what hed in to be making wizard of oz references lol..Love how he was telling everyone to be patient and all is good just because he got a damn PM from the source..

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  • 10/07/2015 - 10:55

I completely believed him and just ordered. I feel like the tin man today but Dorothy just hollered something about 3 clicks.

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  • 10/07/2015 - 05:05

This here is the epitome of a cloying member....

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  • 10/07/2015 - 05:08

Yep...a now FORMER member that is.

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  • 10/07/2015 - 05:21

He will be back if not already... If he is I will find him... Right now I'm busy looking at other things

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  • 10/07/2015 - 05:40

He will be back if not already... If he is I will find him... Right now I'm busy looking at other things

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  • 10/07/2015 - 09:48

That's pretty funny

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  • 10/06/2015 - 06:07

Roid Pimps got it rough dude! Trying to find those pimp suits that fit when they're all muscled up, is a bitch!

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  • 10/06/2015 - 06:08

Hard out there indeed..

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  • 10/06/2015 - 05:15

wtf, is he talking about oz as in australia? or is he just junked out on the junk junk tonight, junkies these days.

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  • 10/06/2015 - 05:33

Well, he mentions the yellow brick road as well so Im thinking hes talking about the OZ with the flying monkeys and shit. Idk he kind of lost me somewhere in the paragraph lol

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  • 10/06/2015 - 05:39

acid delusions, he just want to go home, theres no place like home after all, dorothy.

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  • 10/05/2015 - 23:38

Don't miss this one. Hasn't even used it yet. Could possible be the most exited person yet to receive a package.

https://www.eroids.com/discussions/source/expressdomesticapache.com

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Ok, got my pack today in 2 days, that's literally 2 days from making the donation still the fastest source I've ever used. The vials look great and are filled to the brim. But most importantly they threw in a little something extra I had asked about that's seriously freakin awesome. I'll post pics shortly!! Best service hands down. I got no doubt it's gonna be great gear haven't been let down yet!!!

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  • 10/06/2015 - 06:05

Isn't the general rule: "If it comes fast, then it's gotta be FYAH!!!"

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  • 10/07/2015 - 11:53

I love when they describe the gear as "fire"..or "fyah!"

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  • 10/06/2015 - 05:06

A lot of exclamation points in there... A LOT. Lol

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  • 10/02/2015 - 19:05

I have noticed little things like she turns round and looks at me out the window when i leave. She sometimes bites her lip when i walk upto her and she smiles abit. Are these signs ???

https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/need-serious-advice-about....

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  • 10/03/2015 - 05:21

Same guy..
https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/parabolan-dick

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  • 10/03/2015 - 05:53

He's a goldmine of great quotes

Just recently i have noticed my dick isn't getting hard that good

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  • 10/04/2015 - 10:55

That's pricless Lmfao ha ha

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  • 10/03/2015 - 06:54

a couple of weeks ago i had to ejaculate 3-4 times a day to really calm me down.

You forgot this one lol

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  • 10/03/2015 - 06:13

Hopefully he sticks around for a while.

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  • 10/03/2015 - 10:09

Nevermind...he's gone. Damn, he was kind of entertaining to.

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  • 10/02/2015 - 19:08

That's a fanboy? Sounds like any ordinary standoffish young dude.

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  • 10/02/2015 - 20:21

Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment.

It qualifies as a funny post because. It doesn't sound like an ordinary "standoffish" person. It sounds like someone who is sheltered and hasn't had much experience with women. Well I guess that might be normal to you so I guess you have a point.

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  • 10/02/2015 - 01:47

Wholesale SI:

D4N2014 2 days ago

Another pack landed succefully n fast as usual. N don't believe bullshit bout black in oils. I've been with em for over loooong time now. Never once had anything in my oils. Order with confidence. Anyone else will tell ya the same.

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  • 10/02/2015 - 18:50

Probably another shipper. Wait til fallout....

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  • 10/02/2015 - 17:57

WOW really pretty obvious in the dudes pic it looks unopened and has something in it to me. I could be wrong, just saying.

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  • 09/29/2015 - 03:36

bbonds 1 hour ago NEW
Thank you ashop for the awesome gear and service much appreciated, cant wait to
order some sp test e.

I always get a kick out of the eternal gratitude talk.

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  • 09/27/2015 - 13:45

HOJ SI. Seen it a million times. Members get panicked that they got scammed then source gives them a quick reach around and its love ever after:

Inferno34 1 week ago @houseofjuice NEW
I got your email bro.. Thank u for the extra communication, and especially thank u for going above n beyond when u didn't really have to. I know I appreciate it and I'm sure everyone else here does too.. We know sh** happens sometimes in this game, and for u to pull it all together and only be a couple days over shows us your hard work and dedication to taking care of us.. And to volunteer to add on for just an extra day or two shows me that I'm w the right store in my book!! U have definitely won me over, that and the top notch product line too. Thanks brother!!

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  • 09/27/2015 - 13:51

Remember when newbs went apeshit if they went a day late from top sources?

Now they praise lord it even shows up. Some looney screws here lately. Probably a shill

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  • 09/27/2015 - 14:01

Yup. Eroids created them spoiled bitches.

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  • 09/27/2015 - 13:49

That's a full on rim job. How tender.

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  • 09/27/2015 - 11:32

agerbombs 3 hours ago @Kike0507 NEW
Ran it this summer and it was dope, properly dosed and on fire.

Enough said lol

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  • 09/30/2015 - 01:42

Dope and on fire huh?

Think next time i compliment anything I'm using that terminology...(wife) "how was your day babe?" (me) "Oh, man..it was dope and on fire".

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  • 09/27/2015 - 12:58

Where the hell have you been man?

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  • 09/27/2015 - 17:00

Been busy with work and now it's football season lol.

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  • 09/27/2015 - 17:01

haha I got you Football time. :-)

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  • 09/27/2015 - 08:45

Source gets bonked for buying botes. Always a willing hand job right there. Taste good bruh? Say...ahhhhh!!

LegitGear 2 days ago @jagerbombs

Make sure you leave us a review about your experience with our products... Thanks

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jagerbombs 2 days ago @LegitGear

Of course bro

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LegitGear 1 day ago @jagerbombs

Thanks man..... Really appreciate your support.

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jagerbombs 1 day ago @LegitGear

Really appreciate your gear and professionalism

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LegitGear 22 hours ago@jagerbombs NEW

Always a pleasure dealing with intelligent guys like you......

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jagerbombs 5 minutes ago@LegitGear NEW

It takes one to know one so back at ya my man

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  • Rustyhooker
  • 09/30/2015 - 01:44

Now, that was borderline flirting lol.

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  • 09/27/2015 - 12:25

We're all dumber after reading that interaction.

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  • 09/27/2015 - 13:00

Haha! Agree. He replied when I asked if it tasted good. Something about its yummy

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  • 09/27/2015 - 09:26

Aww. Looks like a great relationship they got going on there... Cute

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  • 09/27/2015 - 13:01

First anniversary bliss. So cute! Lol

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