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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Rustyhooker's picture

This dude is seriously on or off meds constantly. Then he'll flip out because you deleted him off friends list. Disappear for month then come back on tantrums.

TARANIS 4 months ago @treadinontren

Do i not get an extra 150, if i get a gold star this time buddy lol,i promise i'll be better than good wink-wink lol,
Anyway bruva your a fair bloke and a pleasure to know your cyberself, hope i got my grammar right lol.
just thought i'd add bro as you have a brain and are sen
sible,
i actually go out with my bro's sister'S SISTER,she has a GOTH ROCK SHOP in BOLIVIA, she dresses nowhere near goth,i was married to a South African from Durban ,my brother has a 20+ german son whom where we worked in SIEGEN,Biggest city near Kirchen on the Dutch border,so mein neffer comet oust deuceland .
Thats why it really grinds my gears( FG) When people call me a Scottish mug,my race has been dissed 3 times on here,most Americans don't know squat about history and where there heritage started,i was even told Scots don't have electricity. WOW
i'm surprised we have never had a convo b4,met many people on here and your one it would have been a shame if we had never crossed paths
i honestly don't know what happened apart from so much stress i was under(nothing can explain that after being here fore years,even had another account b4 taranis for year-2 ,had to take a long holiday.so been here almost 5 years.swo can't eplain it apart from medical ,but wouldn't want to getr into that.
T
FUCK not good i just noticed i said i actually go out with my bro's sister,NOT GOOD,Meant sisters sister,
cool chics but sometimes seems like they were spawned by the devil, TEMPER by fuck

Tron's picture

LOL! This page is turning into the Rusty and Steveb fight club. Surprised you didn't post the gif of the kid combing dudes chest hair again lol. Shit cracks me up every time.

Rustyhooker's picture

Not worth the time in the big picture. Back to business here. There's folks wanting to learn out there Smile

Steveb's picture

Keep spreading that regurgitated info.

vhman's picture

"You're an angry elf!"

Ace Ventura's picture

You wouldn't be suggesting Rusty recycles his "jokes" to death, would you?

Tron's picture

If they are bad jokes then death would be the appropriate fate for them.

Hustle28's picture

This shit make no sense at all lol!!! Taranis is on a good one

SimonM84's picture

Taranis is a good guy.

Rustyhooker's picture

He's a good dude. Just got into a stupid squabble.

SimonM84's picture

You are too rust. If you ever feel like blowing steam out in someone just do it to me. I'll always forgive you

Rustyhooker's picture

Appreciate that ! Two way street, I'm always open to chat. Was nothing but mismashed words that got misunderstood. My error.

Hustle28's picture

Lol

Hustle28's picture

I know ur not the bigger man but u know be the bigger man =)

Rustyhooker's picture

Definitely words to live by. Life's too short for bs. Here to grow and should do just that. Smile

Hustle28's picture

Trust me I have respect for both of them. I won't comment on there beef

Steveb's picture

Their beef

Hustle28's picture

Thank u =) lol dam auto correct on my phone always fucks me up proceed with the beef

Pale's picture

I saw it, knew it was coming,lol

Hustle28's picture

Steveb is notorious for correcting grammar lol I'm starting to think he's a English teacher

Steveb's picture

*an English teacher. I try to hold back, like down below where Darth wrote saw instead of seen.

Pale's picture

(Flips Steve off)

Hustle28's picture

Ok ok Steve I'll go back to school lol stop correcting me xO

SimonM84's picture

I feel the same.

Pale's picture

Why are you all of a sudden fucking with him? That is what I don't get..

Rustyhooker's picture

2 separate spots dude got flipped out. I stated on em to chill out. It kept going. I left it alone....more still. He's pissed because he bought gear from his buddy and posted it as such. I simply said it's gotta have source attached so it's not pulled down. Other one you saw already. Wasn't fucking with the dude...even posted ruling by roid noid. Typical of taranis to go full tilt

Pale's picture

pm me the links to these. I haven't personally saw Taranis acting up since he was unbanned months ago.

vhman's picture

Greedy 1 hour ago NEW
I will let everyone here know that, Dr banner is the man. #1, tbh. I like how everyone is so supportive. You guys are the best.

A few hours before he was lamenting that he hadn't received his pack.

Tron's picture

This guy is funny. He also called him a selective scammer. All because he sent his funds and they were picked up 4 days ago and no pack yet...

From selective scammer to the number one man in less than 24 hours

SimonM84's picture

DESCRIPTION whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Why? because Banner is a stand up guy who takes care of his customers... I wasn't even expecting this but I will add it to the stash....#hulksmash

hulksmash and whyyyyyyyyyyyyy got me.

England60 in gear pics

Tron's picture

With that many question marks he is undoubtingly asking the question "WHY" with great authority.
And the answer to his question is Banner fucked up and sent him extra shit lol.

P2i2t's picture

What can I say, GC made it right and dosing seems right on the money. Literally 1 day of extremely high dose of this(dont recommend, sides were horrible) had veins come out overnight in my legs, bicep veins turning into pipes, abs getting chiseled and 'stone like' etc.weight up despite cutting hard, more full too.

are you kidding me? All of this after 1 pin and one day of use?? this is the type of stuff that makes a true fanboy. no need to spread lies or completely exaggerated truths to make a source look good.if the source is good and the compounds are good then that should be good enough for the sources reputation. No need to go above and beyond with lies and exaggerations to help with it. but I'm sure this dude will defend his story to the max. even though that's all it really is...a story!

Pmob's picture

Lord Lord Lord !! How did I miss this one ??

P2i2t's picture

Sometimes the good ones go by the wayside bro. Don't worry though, there's usually somebody there to catch it and put it in its proper place ( right here) lol

rolltide3's picture

Perfect post for ths forum lol. Sounds like he went from Clark Kent to superman overnight

Tron's picture

See.. I know this story is B.S. because he didn't get a major "Tren cough".. Only Tren that makes you cough really hard is the kind that will turn you into Arnold overnight. The stronger the cough the greater results from the tren. Heard about a guy that weighed 160ibs ... got a hold of a rare breed of Tren (almost impossible to get) .. went to the bathroom and pinned it.. coughed himself to death. Police report says he put on 20 pounds of pure muscle over night and his clothes were shredded from the drastic size he put on.

P2i2t's picture

Lmao! I want that stuff!

P2i2t's picture

Hahaha....I think he was pinning that tren inside of a phone booth!

IrishMack's picture

rageracing 6 hours ago @Jc74s

I love high doses of Mast. Shit makes me look like granite and turns me into a sexual predator

Words cannot describe this sentence, sexual predator? So he has met Chris Hansen?

Pmob's picture

Hid your kids,Hide your wife cus everyone's getting raped up in here !

Tron's picture

Hustle28's picture

lol easy to spot on the show just look for the granite looking guy hahahaha

rolltide3's picture

Yikes wonder what tren turns him Into

Hustle28's picture

If he puts mast & tren he will be a serial rapist lmao

rolltide3's picture

Beast313 5 hours ago @england60 NEW
I have had this same thing happen at least 10 times except i didnt throw up but throat closes cant breath and death cough only lasts 30 seconds or so but feels much longer. From my experiences it means that the tren is good. Its the tren cough usually comes with trensomnia.

This is different than the usual but still funny lol. This is a response to someone thAt was asking why he coughed after injecting apparently it has something to do with not been able to sleep lol

P2i2t's picture

I absolutely hate seeing people correlating the cough with good tren...I literally posted something in swoles si last night before I saw this.if I seen this first I would have posted it right below this comment in whatever SI it is in. but yesterday I was pinning in an area with a lot of scar tissue. All I was pinning was test and npp. No tren at all and I still got the cough. when will people start learning its pinning the oil right next to blood vessels and subsequently having the oil go basically directly to your lungs that causes the cough. nothing to do with the strength of anything. I know you guys know that but people really need to stop spreading false information around if they have no idea what the hell they are talking about.this is what urks me about people that can come on here and pretend they've done a lot more with aas than they really have. because this is how false information gets spread, by people that pretend to know a lot more than they really do and say things like this so matter-of-factly...smh...good catch and call out.

vhman's picture

I guess there is some logic to this. If you've got the tren cough, you ain't sleep'n, hence the tren-insomnia. Boom!

rolltide3's picture

Lmao okay I stand corrected

Rustyhooker's picture

Haha! Just like that it's solved. Film at 11!
Lol

Tron's picture

Man, I have heard a lot of guys lately mistaking the strength of the cough from tren means it's better tren but this is a first for me lol

the tren cough usually comes with trensomnia