My wife's sister was visiting from out of town, wanted to see the new baby and shit. We got to drinking some Becks ,Cabo Wabo and tearing up some Mexican food. We were tore up from the floor up. The alcohol was kicking in and we were all sweating profusely. This is where the night turned wild! I had to make a mad dash for the shitter. Much to my surprise there were two identical turds floating in all their drunken glory. They started to bump into each other. Then it was like they were attached. I sitting there with a look of amazement while thinking "this isn't right". And I swore for a moment that the two turds looked at me while graciously nudging each other so ever delicately and whispered to me "what are you waiting for?" I said to myself "what AM I waiting for?"

FLOOSH!!!!!!' Am I wrong guys? Please help

Lol. Some of you get the joke. Excuse my humor, I had to