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If you have a penis you will not get pregnant

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Now gentleman, please take my advice, another members advice, watch how even WOMEN do it on YouTube or look past the first google answer you see. Please stop pissing on your pregnancy tests when checking if your hcg is legit. Squirt the stuff on there and stop shaming your fellow males. I know high estro makes us emotional now and then and we all feel for the women in our lives but you're never gonna have children. If this is a problem then please look at other options for starting a family because your wives or girlfriends are laughing their asses off whenever you pee on one of these tests. Follow the proper protocol and if you do piss on it and it comes back negative please remember...not everyone is able to have children. Be safe and stay healthy men

kodiakGRRL's picture

You mean, to tell me that You are NOT supposed to pee on the stick?? LOL

KAM1314's picture

Stop messing with poor Goth. He's gonna start getting sympathy pains and sensitive nips soon if you keep it up! Break it to him easy Grrl, he's self conscious enough as it is....on a serious note it's nice to see you feeling better and hope all is well Smile

kodiakGRRL's picture

Look Goths a big boy ... lmao.. if he's got some pains and is a little sensitive. well that just makes him a bit more....manly in my eyes ;-)

Fred G.Sanford's picture

Lmao!!!

CBBurrr's picture

lol

KAM1314's picture

I thought is was funny seeing how many grown men (kinda new to hcg I assume) are literally taking pregnancy tests as directed on the box. In my head I keep picturing some huge guy holding hands with his wife waiting for the 5 minutes to pass and check the test. And when it's negative the wife giving them a big hug and saying "don't worry honey, we'll keep trying, to hell with these doctors, you'll have huge swinging balls one day". I cracked myself up...this eroids crowd is hard to get a laugh Smile

ReadyToKillIt's picture

Oh my fuck!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!