Stupidest shit you've heard in your gym about gear?
What's the dumbest shit you've heard in your gym about gear? Yesterday I was lifting and I was talking to one of my friends and he was telling me how when he takes dbol he puts it in a water bottle to let it dissolve as that makes it non toxic to the liver and kidneys lol. Cmon mannn lol. Turing it into liquid does not Change the structure of the chemical and make it all of a sudden non methylated. This is just the tip of the iceberg of shit I've headed. Another thing I I thought was funny but not gear related is that most people do the Keto diet wrong and keep there protein to high and when On Keto the body will turn excess protein into carbs lol. I just say wow I didn't know that lol. Nobody likes a know it all, so I just smile and agree . Thank god I never listened to these people. What's "facts" have you guys heard?
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like Cat said below, when I walk onto the gym floor it's war, I don't socialize at all. after the workout I have a handful of people I like to talk to, most are already versed in training, and enhancement, however I train in college town with many young men and woman who train at my gym and I gotta say, when I think I heard it all someone always drops the full retard bomb in relation to aas. last week in the locker room I overheard these two young guys talking about using d-bol and anadrol as an oral only cycle for 12 weeks. the guy giving his buddy this info claimed by doing so without a injectable will make the cycle easier to recover from, he looked over at me and said that sounds about right doesn't bro. as I walked out shaking my head I said sure if you want your liver to look like Swiss cheese. unbelievable!
Lollll that's a good one.
You guys either do far too much talking in the gym or need a new place to train.......
X2....STFU and TRAIN
This was another good one. Anavar isn't meant to be cycled, you're supposed to just stay on it forever since its meant for people with aids. How long you been on it bro? since the beginning of summer so about 4 months lol.
I've heard someone say that they don't take gear because it causes brain cancer.....o yea and the infamous creatine is a steroid lol
lol yup my dad thinks creatines a steroid to.
bigwillyun related, sorry. but just last night and this put me in mind of this thread, but a jack ass told me that push ups wer totally worthless if ya weight train. yep totally worthless !! insisted that they wll do nothing for me and im better off just benching light that day. keep in mind im roughly 200 lbs and have benched well over 400 lbs in this gym in front of countless people. I tell ya man there are some idiot muther fuckers in this world.
FYI this guy comes to gym with a bag of gold fish snakes and gatoraid. told me some bullshit about something in the crackers helps with his training. :/ I cant make a call on that one, but he dose look foolish goobling down goldfish in between sets.
They let toddlers train at your gym? ;-)
bigwillyLol. He brings the big bag to. Says the carbs in the crackers fuel his work outs.
AnonSmh. If someone sees you bench 400+ and still tries to tell you what doesn't work they are in denial. I know you could tell me to spit 10 ft everyday and that would increase my bench I'd do it. Far fetched? Fuck yea but its the principal of listening and doing. Why? Because someone obviously knows what they are talking about. Yea yea what works for someone may not work for you but shit at least the thought of asking crossed
Ok so my buddy ran his first cycle. Which I advised him not to do as his BF% was to high. So he was nearing the end of his cycle and asked me to hook him up with PCT stuff. So I should him where and what to get. I even wrote down instructions on how to us it. I ran into hit at the gym this weekend and asked how he was doing. He proceeded to tell me he quite pct after a week as he didn't need it as he was still getting boners just fine. I just said ok.
Juice shrinks your dick. .....That's it!
bigwillywhat if your not working with much to begin with???????
AnonI would say theres no hope for you but seeing as how if you tallied up how much you spent on gear you could've payed for a dick enlargement lol
Yup everyone seems to think that. How stupid are people? How many people would still use steroids if it really made your dick smaller. Imagine after every cycle you lost more and more of it when would it stop lol?
Lmfao. Shit if I had anymore shrinkage I'd have another belly button. Lmfao jk
That has to be #1 on the list of stupid things said. lol
Yea the dick is a muscle. .is what they fail to realize. Plus if your whole body gets huge obviously your dick would look smaller. My reply is " why are you worried about dick size, if your anti steriods?" Lol
AnonThis is the dumbest thing I ever heard about gear
Never do steroids cause when you workout without juice your muscles tear and rebuild bigger every time
But when you use steroids the steroids makes a slit or cuts the muscle and sort of inflates them that's why ppl get big so fast and when they stop using the deflate
That's the most fucktard thing I have ever heard
Wow, I think that takes the cake
thetdog623837I asked my mate if he wanted any gh and he said no I take pro hormones and there basically the same
OpticultThat receptors down regulate
loll almost as dumb as oral tren will kill you hahahh this fucking guy.
bbondsX2
I just use androgel for my pct it works the best I dont feel the "crash"
30ml of 300mg test last me all year at 1pin a week because when you inject it the dose doubles in your bloodstream
Test should never be ran with deca because the test will make you retain water
Tren is the safest anabolic out there because you dot need much if it
I can keep goin and goin....lol....I dont even say anything to no one anymore not that im an expert but geez man it gets ridiculous
Lol these are awesome.
I actually started to get upset reading some of these. It's not like it's 2014 and everyone has access to the Internet to research any question! Ignorance rules for some.
Some people just don't care man. They will just put whatever in their body's cause "some big guy" at the gym told them it's what to do. Not me tho I wanna knkw as much as possible about something before I put anything inside of me.
AnonThe "head trainer" at my gym was talking to me about how bad steroids are for women (oh, the irony) and told me he knew a woman who was taking test and went from woman to A full-fledged she-male in five weeks. And I should believe it, because he saw it with his own two eyes..... Dafuq?
bigwillyIt's true, I used to date her!!
A guy that weighed maybe 140 pounds came up to me and said pound for pound im stronger than you .. as I had 415 on the bench press ..
Ok, one isn't even about Gear, one kid told me when he went on vacation and began to sweat he realized his muscles were shrinking because the pre-workout was leaving from his muscles... I Just stared at that point.
A kid of 18 years old told me, he bought a whole week worth of dbol 25mg per day, gonna be huge next week!
Another good one.
Hey man can you get me some hgh? It will get me ripped without working out right ? How much for a month cycle ?
People are so fuckkng lazy lol.
I actual heard someone at the gym saying they went to workout how absurd is that. I just laughed and went back to eating my pizza the nerve of some people lol.
I love my planet fitness membership
Gotta love pizza monday lol.
I live in a world where there pizza everyday lol
Nothing crazy,but some dipshitt at the gym thd other day told me that instead of running pct he just runs a PH cycle to get his levels back to normal.. I felt my arm cock back to slap the shit out of him, instead I just nodded And walked away.people amaze me with the broscience shitt.
No bullshit I heard this same stupid shit come from one of my coworkers...and then asked me if I knew a cure for gyno....lol now three months later a strong wind would carry his scrawny ass away....
You see that is a situation where you need an assistant pimp, you could have called for the baby powder. lol
Hahahahah how highs a classic
Lmao
Wow!!!! Now thats some shit right there lol. Thats takes the top spot for dumbest thing so far.
Ya it shocked me when he said it..thought he was joking at first then the look on his faced showed that he was dead serious.I didn't even ask him to explain the logic in that cause I don't even care to hear stupid shit like that lok