+ 2 So you are fat and are considering juicing...
So here you are, tired of being a fatass, tired of feeling like shit all the time, tired of being mistaken for monster666's mom, and you are looking for answers. Looking for that magic pill to melt away the lbs, so that the abs are finally noticeable.
"Hell Yes ED! You read my mind!"
So you have been doing a little searching and you read something about a cut stack with effing Tren and that seems to be the answer to all of your problems.
"Hell Yeah Ed! Tren that fatass off of me brother!"
Well kids, I hate to burst your bubble but juicing really isn't for you.
Just recently, an overweight female friend of mine; tired of her small snack trays, decided to get a boob job. You know, to kind of balance out the package, maybe make her not look so fat. So she goes in and gets a damn boob job. I see her a couple of weeks after the procedure..
"Did you do her Ed?"
Hell no, I don't do fat girls, now quit cutting me off.
So I see her and guess what? She didn't look more balanced, and more curvy, she looked like she was 40 lbs fatter.
"Oh shit Ed!"
Oh shit is right kids, pack some silicone under a big ass layer of fat and guess what? The fat just looks like more fat!
Guess what kids!
"What Ed!"
If you pack 20 lbs of muscle underneath a fat ass body, you just look FATTER!
Do you really want to look like a water baby?
That's what the hell happens!
I've seen it too many times. Sure there is a rare occasion that a fat boy improves but that is very rare and I can assure you that whoever accomplishes something like has damn strong discipline. Discipline that is quite rare, especially in one who lets himself get fat in the first place.
So if you are thinking of juicing to get fit and look sexy and you are fat, I say guess again. Work on that discipline. Get that diet "on point" as the 17 years olds on this site refer to it and then consider the juice. You need to find that discipline first because you my fat friend may think you have an appetite now, wait until you start juicing. All this will do is turn you into an angry fat man, and we all know that when you are fat, if you don't have your sense of humor the world is going to kick your ass.
Just something to think about.
All my love, no homo
Ed
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A Massive cocktail of ALL the TABOO products.................... thats what i heard they do ??? lol
I wouldn't say I'm fat, but a few more weeks of surgery recovery and I'll be nearer to being able to put myself in "the porker category".
A work in progress ;)
I've got a feeling that your definition of "fat" is still a single digit BF percentage.
Oh I think I've already gone past that stage.... I look like shit!
Plenty if those of my gym. 250 pounds at 25% body fat. They look like SHIT IMHO, but they however, feel like rockin... I just lol at them fat ballon looking no definition dudes. Now on their defense, some of them don't give a damn about looking like shit as long as they are big & can lift heavy weights(of course the fatter the stronger, gotta be strong to carry all that weight with you)
What's up with wanting to look like Frank Zane or Sergio Oliva. Seems to me like most fellas just wanna be BIG at all cost.
Sure, I think if a guys goals are just pure strength and power lifting roid on.
Sure do, being that fat plus roids, I can see a stroke/heart attack coming from a mile away lol
Also something to think about if they do pack on 20lbs of muscle they will burn calories at a higher rate and their body will function slightly better so it wouldnt really matter that they "look fatter".Just a thought.... I am not condoning fat people to use aas just bringing up a point
Yes, that's is a good point but from my experience you can take and ectomorph and and endomorph kick their asses in the gym until they are both the same size and they aren't going to burn calories at the same rate. That endomorph will always be an endo and that ecto will always be an ecto. Its wiring that I don't believe can be re-wired no matter how hard you work.
My point is this. Sure you may burn more calories but you will be eating more calories. No matter the situation there will be a period of time that you will look fatter. Why not dial the diet in, cut the fat first and see the gains. Find out first if you are disciplined enough to burn off the weight, learn the diet first and don't gamble because odds really aren't in that persons favor.
Just my personal thoughts.