People complain frequently about PIMP...(Post Injection Muscular Pain), and while its not easy having PIMP, I thought I'd offer some words of ecouragement and advice.

First off, don't let your PIMP run your life. If your PIMP is keeping you in bed or otherwise won't let you leave the house, simply MAN up and stand up to the PIMP. It may hurt, but you'll have your self-esteem and will feel better about yourself in the long run.

If your PIMP is deep in your ass, try wearing jeans that are less restrictive and looser fitting. There's no sense in aggravating the PIMP.

Don't brag about having PIMP----nobody is going to respect you for that. Leave coversations about PIMP out of the gym. There's no sense in bringing everyone else down as well. Remember, your buddies at the gym fear PIMP as well.

The only way to get rid of your PIMP is to bring in the Heat. The heat causes PIMP to dispearse and wait for another opportunity----a time when you are again vulnerable. The Heat are your friend.

Don't blame other people for having PIMP----you brought this shit on yourself because of the decisions you made. If you don't like your PIMP, then get out of the game. An occassional PIMP is part of the territory.

Don't curse God for having PIMP. God doesn't play favorites between PIMP and Gear hookers---they're all the same in his eyes.

Finally, having a PIMP will make you stronger in the long-run. You'll be able to tell others how you broke free and had the courage to take control of your PIMP, regardless of how hard you were slapped by it.