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+ 5 I DON'T WANNA GET BIG AND BULKY

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As a supplier here on eroids, on of the concerns that are often voiced to me by new members ( and almost always in private) is the fear of gaining muscle.... (Yeah, I know.... bear with me here ). Whenever I hear an eroids member (usually a skinny newb) say..."I don't wanna get big and bulky", there are eight things that I immediately KNOW about that person:

  • They are more than likely a pill-muncher...no needles for them

  • They've never done gear before

  • They are are NOT going to...nor do they want..to work hard in the gym.

  • They're skinny as fuck

  • They will NEVER finish their "cycle"

  • They will NEVER have to worry about being "big and bulky".

  • They'll never have to worry about being accused of being on steroids.

  • They'll always WISH they were "big and bulky", regardless of what they say.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

I DON'T WANNA GET BIG AND BULKY

Nahh!!............. me neither brother, i like this "S" shaped skinny back and neck look... and when i peel on my "Extra super small" lycra top it makes my Titttis look fookin awesome leading down to my "Beer Belly"......... How come ALL thin cunts have beer guts ???????? .... my fkn head hurts DuHHH :/

WINNING's picture

Unless your a competitive bodybuilder, it's not rational to be big and bulky. It can't be good for the heart and breathing is another issue, I'd rather be shredded to the bone and have a medium build. I try to maintain a good fighting weight and also agility, just in case I need to run from something. I really think females are more attractive to abs then big and bulky anyway. That's just me tho;)You can do what ever the fuuckkk, you wanna do! (Hodge twins).

7gothic's picture

LOL...you watch the Hodge Twins too??
You're right...being big and bulky is rather uncomfortable at times---you wouldnt believe how hard it is to breath sometimes when you're cramped in an airplane seat lol

ash48's picture

you made tooooo many gainzzzzzzz.....

you been making all kindza gainzzzzz all kindzzzz

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7gothic's picture

I'd smoke you on ANY bodybuilding stage...and I'm almost twice yor age....isn't that sad??? Lets post pics with "eroids" written on our arms with sharpies and see who's made all kinds of gainzzzz.

ash48's picture

lol you old fart. I wasn't being sarcastic I was copyin the hodgetwins....

body building stage? na im good hanks, I just train because I enjoy it. and enjoy making GAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ all KINDZZZZZZZZZZZ...

ps I like the way your handling the mast lab test thing, ill +1 you for that. respect

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7gothic's picture

LMFAO.... ahhhh I'm sorry brother.
I don't know why I didnt catch that. Ive seen those two idiots enough by now I should have.
Sorry....lol My estrogen must be flared up right now.

ash48's picture

LOL

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Dickkhead's picture

I dunno bro, most people look gaunt and malnourished even sickly to me. Ever see guys u look at their arms and wonder how they can even lift up a pencil? Planes? If u have what it takes money wise to be big, spend a couple of extra dollars and sit up front. I mean really. I'd rather sleep with a CPAP machine than look like one of the prisoners being tortured in Nacht und Nabel.

7gothic's picture

than look like one of the prisoners being tortured in Nacht und Nabel.

LMAO!

WINNING's picture

Gracias Mi hermano! That guy is a monster, he still has his agility. He's big, but functionally agile. What I was trying to get at was, I just don't want to be huge and get my ass kicked. Ever see a big guy get dropped, by a smaller guy. I'd like to be able to kick, flip and fight like the guy on that video.

Roid Noid's picture

in my line of work I occasionally have to be in an attic for several hours. it happened a few days ago and several things came to mind! I wished I wasnt big and bulky, tren-e is not meant for that kind of work!

I was seriously gassed from literally nothing, bad situation!

Pale's picture

I also have to go into attics and yes over the last couple years it has gotten much more difficult,lol

White Bolt's picture

i understand the steroid user who doesn't prefer mass over aesthetics, but what really makes me shake my head is women who don't want to lift weights because they will get "big and bulky"

alayna's picture

I've been lifting for over 20 years and im still not effing "big & bulky" damn! every rep i do i wait for the bigness and arm swole bulky and im still just this...but ALL those "other" women they're all gonna get big & bulky...i wish i was like all those skinny fat girls, must be my shitty genetics i dunno smh

Roid Noid's picture

LMAO

cdyrdes's picture

I love the misconception of how weight training and some gear (even a small amount) will make you "big and bulky".

Dickkhead's picture

On occasion people will come up to me in the gym and ask a training question that includes, but, "I don't wanna get big and bulky." I just smile and say, bro, you just keep on doing what you're doing and you don't never have to worry about gettin big. Promise.

vhman's picture

I got a kick out of this. I basically said the same thing to a younger guy at my gym a week ago. The kid is a total spaz and does all kinds of crazy exercises. I've never talked to him before and he came up and said he didn't want to get huge, but to put on just a little muscle. Just told to to hold solid to the path he was on and he would reach his goals. He seemed very pleased.

cdyrdes's picture

Thats a good answer...lol

superman75's picture

lol same here brother, if on that occasion I'm not saying the same thing, I'm for sure always thinking it. I've been a member at my gym going on three years now and I find it comical seeing the same people in that time who haven't changed in the least, many of whom train 5 days a week. when approached and asked, I always start by inquiring about their nutrition, not surprised to learn they eat like crap, drink, and train without any focus, yet they assume that my gear cycle is what will help them.

cdyrdes's picture

Funny how that works right

superman75's picture

sad but true my friend..

Gymjunkie01's picture

Can somebody help me? I don't wanna be big and bulky but I wanna bench press 400 pounds what can I take to help ..

18 years old
5,10
135 pound
Been traing for 3 weeks now

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superman75's picture

yes I can help you amigo, ok given your age, more is always better, especially when related to hormones. we'll start by ramping up your testosterone to 2500mgs per week that's one full 10ml bottle, next due to height restrictions we must start by administering hgh at 10 iu's daily. that's one bottle per day. taking into consideration your weight brother Gym I think best that your prime and ready for trenbolone at well, let's just go with a small reasonable dose to start 1gram weekly, only to be bumped up as needed. it's become a trend that all we need to control your estrogen and get a synergistic effect with these other compounds is to add some masteron at, 1gram per week. now so as not to keep yourself waiting for these longer esther compounds to take effect and get all the nods from your other envious gym bros let's talk starting you out and finishing up with oral preparations. anadrol 50, 3x daily, am-midday-evening starting day one thru week 10. last ten weeks of your 6 month cycle look to finishing up with winny and anavar at 100 mgs daily each split into 3x daily. ok, think we have you reasonable, conservative cycle plan in place. remember this is just a start so if you find yourself stuck along the way we have other compounds at our disposal to help push you thru your sticking points, such as, dnp, superdrol, insulin, etc, etc.

lmao, for entertainment purposes only!
can't believe I feel I needed to state that....

Gymjunkie01's picture

HA HA THIS WAS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY

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UgtaBkdNme's picture

pill muncher lol

Gymjunkie01's picture

I sooo could go to the gutter with this one ...

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kodiakGRRL's picture

My next door neighbor was talking to me about training.. she went on to say that she wanted to lose some fat but didn't want to get big and bulky like me... I told her maybe she ought to stay home then

legendinthemaikng's picture

My wife just looked at me like I was a spaz from me laughing at your response.

konig's picture

lmao

Trenabolic's picture

Lol I love it bro. I'm going to go head and give u karma even though I know u don't give a shit about it

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kodiakGRRL's picture

hi ;-)

konig's picture

spot on..

wheels's picture

Cross fitters and people who drive a Prius--some aggravating, in the way mother
f...ers.

tonytulo's picture

bingo hit the nail on the head lol.