So I took a little time off to hunt wild beasts. Yes, I harvest my own protein with a vengeance. I am not only guilty of shedding the blood of hookers, but guilty of shedding the blood of innocent animals to fulfill my lust for lean red meat.
So I get back today and thought holy shit, they have locked all of the threads down. What the hell happened? Did Vike start taking his 1000 mg anadrol Suppositories again? After some investigation I realized that we have a new mod. Holy shit...The Hllwdbdboy himself! Wreaking havoc and hell among all of the ignorant! Bringing down the very wrath of Satan himself! HLLWDBDBOY BITCHES!

This isn't me Fanboying, because I know Hllwd would ban his favorite double d biker chick booty call if she broke the rules. Kissing ass does nothing for the man, but I've got to say, that I like to see his hardcore ass teaming up with the others. I was damn glad to see him back in the forums after his mysterious disappearance on new years eve of last year, and I'm glad to see that he's got a stronger voice as a mod. I think he brings an awesome dynamic to the mod team and this place will be better for it.
I personally think our eroid mod team is pretty damn kick ass. They all bring something a little different to the table.
We have Vike, probably the greatest eroids contributor of all time. His experience, genius, knowledge, and passion is unmatched. He's larger than life, but never too large to help even the least experienced. You just don't find people like that anywhere.
We have Nitti, who was my bro before he was a moderator. He brings a level headed passion to the table. Maybe it's his boxing background and his ability to keep a clear head when someone is throwing 6 oz boxing gloves at his head, but he keeps a cool calmness and well thought out reasonability to the table. Maybe even brings a little kindness to the cold world of Eroid moderating. I once saw him give a guy a hug after he stabbed him and told him that he was sorry.
We have Noid... He has no heart, his soul has been signed over to BFG and the site and he is the robot that cannot be swayed. He has absolutely no bias for anyone or any thing. He does not bullshit, he does not pretend, and he does not sell out. He brings absolute honesty to the site. No frills, no flowery words, and no fear. That shit is a huge contribution. When asked by his lady if a dress makes her look fat.. If she looks fat, you bet your ass that he's going to tell her. That's Noid. Noid keeps the integrity of the site.
Bodybuilder. Holy shit how did I leave him off the original post? Yes, I Ed one of the greatest minds in the history of Eroids finally made a mistake. :). I don't know bodybuilder very well. I don't know if my subconscious left him out due to my extreme fear of snakes or what? At any rate my ignorance doesn't take away from his badassedness. He does bring a certain kindness to the table. Ive seen him give points to guys just out of the goodness o his heart and have rarely seen him piss on anyones grave after he Destroys Them. He's kind of like a mixture of Vike, Nitti, Noid, and Hllwd all in one dude. I'll admit, he's still kind of a mystery to me. I personally think that he is the professional wrestler formerly known as Bret the Hitman Heart. But then again my thinking could be flawed because he's too badass to be Canadian.
And now we have Hllwd... Once, a long time ago, when I was pretty new and Vike wasn't a mod, we were chatting about hooker killing techniques, and I asked Vike, who in his opinion was the baddest mother effer in this place and his response was Hllwd. I immediately sent Hllwd a friend request and wasn't disappointed. He's real shit and he will kill you if he needs to, He will stab you, he will stab your mother, and he will eat your babies if he feels that its important to the specific message that he is sending. He has no fear and no conscience...and that in my opinion is a great dynamic to the team.

In my opinion bros, and brozettes, we are pretty damn lucky to have guys like this looking out for us and the integrity of the site. They work their asses off not for money or free gear, but out of pure passion for the lifestyle.
I suggest taking some time to shoot them a thanks in P.M. Because they really are doing a big ass favor for all of us.

Now if we could just get Goth and Grrrl to retire from gear slinging, and come back as moderators the team would be perfect.

Just my thoughts.

All my love, no homo
Ed